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TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
Hello ladies I'm looking to mate because my rear end in a top hat fell off

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Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Now they can't yell at you for not washing it, sounds like a win in my book

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


History Comes Inside! posted:

Sex alongside another couple who are also having sex but not actually exchanging partners, I think.

Huh. Didn’t realize being poor teenagers going halfway on a hotel room with two beds with a buddy and our girls had a name.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Crab Dad posted:

Huh. Didn’t realize being poor teenagers going halfway on a hotel room with two beds with a buddy and our girls had a name.

In order for it to upgrade from “poverty” to “a sex kink thing”, you have to be holding hands with one of the people in the opposing team

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Paladinus posted:

Soft swing?

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

TotalLossBrain posted:

Hello ladies I'm looking to mate because my rear end in a top hat fell off

A step up from "I'm only in town for one day"

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


rotinaj posted:

In order for it to upgrade from “poverty” to “a sex kink thing”, you have to be holding hands with one of the people in the opposing team

Oh thank god. We just gave each other approving looks and thumbs up.

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

Paladinus posted:

Soft swing?

Swing soft sweet chariot

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

Crab Dad posted:

Oh thank god. We just gave each other approving looks and thumbs up.

You were very close to becoming a depraved sex kinkster

If you had high fived, that woulda been it for you

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat

All'a y'all commenting on unicorns instead of the binary implications of Religious/Social polygamy as opposed to Atheist/antisocial monogamy, "Commerce" vs idk wtf, and 100 mile rule vs not rubbing your got dang genitals off against mundane ficking friction what is wrong with you people

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G136Uob8Alw

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Ok I'm confused now is the jeepgang the same as the hodlgang I don't know who to trust anymore

ookiimarukochan
Apr 4, 2011

marjorie posted:

I don't actually know, are scorpions poisonous from hatchlings?

Scorpions are never poisonous but they are venomous from birth.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006


Yeti stay ready iced down with some shine
Got approved at the bank now the Rubicon mine

hawowanlawow
Jul 27, 2009

not gonna listen again to see if those lyrics are really in there

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



Karate Bastard posted:

All'a y'all commenting on unicorns instead of the binary implications of Religious/Social polygamy as opposed to Atheist/antisocial monogamy, "Commerce" vs idk wtf, and 100 mile rule vs not rubbing your got dang genitals off against mundane ficking friction what is wrong with you people

I'm more concerned with the apparent assumption that sex workers only involve themselves with polyamory if BDSM is also involved.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
I'm an atheist/antisocial monogamist btw apparently I have all these other sexual quirks don't @ me

MrMidnight
Aug 3, 2006

Aramis posted:

I'm more concerned with the apparent assumption that sex workers only involve themselves with polyamory if BDSM is also involved.

You mean there's a potential flaw with the nerd sex graph?!

Nobody Interesting
Mar 29, 2013

One way, dead end... Street signs are such fitting metaphors for the human condition.


part of the diagram is cut off

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

Nobody Interesting posted:

part of the diagram is cut off


Where is the Exel spreadsheet in this?

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Nobody Interesting posted:

part of the diagram is cut off



be fair

A Haunted Pug
Aug 10, 2007

Android Apocalypse posted:

Where is the Exel spreadsheet in this?

Azhais
Feb 5, 2007
Switchblade Switcharoo

Android Apocalypse posted:

Where is the Exel spreadsheet in this?

It's a superset over the whole thing. Things get a little freaky at the Financial Modeling World Cup

Dirk the Average
Feb 7, 2012

"This may have been a mistake."

ookiimarukochan posted:

Scorpions are never poisonous but they are venomous from birth.

If a scorpion loses its tail and becomes filled with poo, does that make it poisonous and not venomous?

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


What do the x's represent?

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Murdstone posted:

What do the x's represent?

The app where everything happens

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Rebecca Black did it better

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

It wasn't complete yet.

Cool Dad
Jun 15, 2007

It is always Friday night, motherfuckers

How come con sex, dating around, etc aren't part of casual sex

History Comes Inside!
Nov 20, 2004




Because you have to put the work in

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/uDb8qQx.mp4

codo27
Apr 21, 2008

On the topic of chairs



This was in a fairly new hotel we stayed in year before last. We were also awoken at 2am because some loving clown shoe was trying to sneak a smoke in the bathroom off the swimming pool and triggered the fire alarm. Didn't bundle up or anything, unaware of what was going on and wound up outside in the utterly bitter Eastern Canadian winter for like an hour almost. I would have gladly thrown whoever that guy was off the roof.

Next morning I was like yo what are you gonna do for us after last night plus the obvious skid marks on the desk chair? Gave us a $20 canteen voucher which was enough for a bag of chips and a soda.

Vile_Nihlist666
Jan 15, 2009

God isn't watching you... but I am!

davidspackage posted:

Bare arms and just a cloth mouth mask, I'd want a full on hazmat suit to set foot in there.

She's known for that. German chick, my girl watches her on YouTube all the time. She tells me her fans had to beg her to even wear masks and gloves.

Chewbecca
Feb 13, 2005

Just chillin' : )

Jesus h that's cursed :whitewater:

TEMPLE GRANDIN OS
Dec 10, 2003

...blyat

Azza Bamboo posted:

I'm glad they recognise commerce as a gently caress.

BERSERKER

Detheros
Apr 11, 2010

I want to die.



TotalLossBrain posted:

Hello ladies I'm looking to mate because my rear end in a top hat fell off

Cursed Images Thread: Hello ladies, I'm looking to mate because my rear end in a top hat fell off

Pissed Ape Sexist
Apr 19, 2008

Young, dumb, and full of eight weeks of feces

norp
Jan 20, 2004

TRUMP TRUMP TRUMP

let's invade New Zealand, they have oil

Chewbecca posted:

Jesus h that's cursed :whitewater:

Every time you make the effort to recycle just remember that there is probably a trash truck in the developing world pouring garbage into the ocean as you do it

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McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

norp posted:

Every time you make the effort to recycle just remember that there is probably a trash truck in the developing world pouring garbage into the ocean as you do it

Where do you think whatever you're recycling gets shipped to?

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