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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

pencilhands posted:

people love my topics

lol at the probe reason

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Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

It was fun when that guy sucked off a donkey or got hosed in the rear end by it or whatever it was in the second one tho

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Free my buddy PH

Lpzie
Nov 20, 2006

I think the third movie will be very good if the previous two are anything to go by. If it gets a theater release I'll be there first or second day, depends if I'm busy but definitely first week, hands down.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

he'll be free in six hours LMFAO

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I have a Mooboys shirt

Got it at a shadow dinning 'experience'

I ordered the Cocksmoker and it was delicious.

Last time I saw Jason Mews was with ICP in Big Money Rustlers.

The shirt rules but Imagur can suck my left nut

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


bradzilla posted:

he'll be free in six hours LMFAO

Free him now

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Also Tusk is sure a movie I guess

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Treecko posted:

I have a Mooboys shirt

Got it at a shadow dinning 'experience'

I ordered the Cocksmoker and it was delicious.

Last time I saw Jason Mews was with ICP in Big Money Rustlers.

The shirt rules but Imagur can suck my left nut

it is insane how many things you spelled wrong here lmao

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I've hit my head a few times. I do the best I can, and I know you know how that goes.

Kevin Smith still unfunny and fat tho.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Smugworth posted:

Free him now

pencilhands is a targeted individual. end the persecution now.

Chunderstorm
May 9, 2010


legs crossed like a buddhist
smokin' buddha
angry tuna
i wish i could churn out bad movies with my friends and continue to do it ad infinitum and still get funded; big ups to kevin smith for living the dream

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

jorts are love

jorts are life

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Fat Zell Dincth

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




he’s doing pretty good for himself by guy named Kevin standards

Klyith
Aug 3, 2007

GBS Pledge Week

Lt. Cock posted:

Like the Adamsandlerverse of movies, I think Kevin Smith just makes stuff now so him and all his friends can hang out, have fun, and collect a modest paycheck.

and keep his best friend off heroin


like as much as every kevin smith film post dogma is dogshit, he's a stand-up dude for refusing to make anything with a higher bar than one where his buddy can have a role

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


flubber nuts posted:

pencilhands is a targeted individual. end the persecution now.

Same old story different players. Smdh

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000

Ultra Carp

pencilhands posted:

https://www.joblo.com/jay-and-bob-3-script/

Jesus Christ was there a single person alive who liked the second one? How many times can he do the “woah dude it’s like a movie about a movie woah this is so meta” gimmick?

Are there really that many people who are entertained by seeing the characters from a previous movie show up and say all of their same lines again?

Who in the gently caress is enabling him to keep making GBS threads out garbage?

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nice sig!

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

I hope it's as good as Clerks 3

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Dogma is good but I don't think I want to watch it again

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Treecko posted:

Dogma is good but I don't think I want to watch it again

I used to hide meth in the dogma dvd case so now I have negative associations with it.

011824
Jan 19, 2024


quote:

SECURITY!

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Never did meth but I know a lot of people who have, so I'm not surprised.

011824
Jan 19, 2024


quote:

State law requires 24 hour armed security at healthcare marijuana dispensaries

WhiteHowler
Apr 3, 2001

I'M HUGE!

Toxic Mental posted:

I hope it's as good as Clerks 3

I didn't watch Clerks 3. Was it better or worse than Clerks 2?

Clerks 2 had a donkey-loving scene and a scene with the characters running down a long list of racial slurs for laughs.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Treecko posted:

Never did meth but I know a lot of people who have, so I'm not surprised.

It's a lot of fun! Don't try it!

meat police
Nov 14, 2015

2 pages and no one posted the kevin smith crying pic, nice

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Chunderstorm posted:

i wish i could churn out bad movies with my friends and continue to do it ad infinitum and still get funded; big ups to kevin smith for living the dream

Yeah this is how I feel about the situation. Plus he gets to have his dick pwned on the reg.

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.
I thought Mall Rats was funny, but the part with the 15-year-old sexologist was creepy in hindsight.

X JAKK
Sep 1, 2000

We eat the pig then together we BURN

WhiteHowler posted:

I didn't watch Clerks 3. Was it better or worse than Clerks 2?

Clerks 2 had a donkey-loving scene and a scene with the characters running down a long list of racial slurs for laughs.

Clerks 3 was an hour and 40 minutes of Smith wanking himself off over how good Clerks 1 was.

011824_4
Jan 19, 2024
all you have to do is robo past Security and you're good

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




kevin looks like podcaster material to me

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


funny you should mention that,

Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?

BeastOfTheEdelwood posted:

I thought Mall Rats was funny, but the part with the 15-year-old sexologist was creepy in hindsight.

I thought she was 36 :confused:

BeastOfTheEdelwood
Feb 27, 2023

Led through the mist, by the milk-light of moon, all that was lost is revealed.

Captain Splendid posted:

I thought she was 36 :confused:

Maybe? It's been years since I've seen that movie. Maybe the actress was 36.

011824_6
Jan 19, 2024
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Somebody fucked around with this message at 02:29 on Jan 19, 2024

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




the movie came out 21 years ago so she is just now turning 36

basically the prime age for forums posting, she may be among us

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

deep dish peat moss posted:

Name a single tweet that this statement doesn't apply to

Trump's "haters and losers" 9/11 tweet

Malcolm Excellent
May 20, 2007

Buglord
I actually liked Cop out

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Treecko posted:

Dogma is good but I don't think I want to watch it again

I think that's the single most bored time ive ever had watching a movie, but I also hate religion so

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