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Quotey: Aug 16, 2006; We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

Rudeboy Detective posted:

elon has sex, get over it losers

and if he didn't i would step up and do my duty. my wife wouldnt mind.

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# ? Jun 6, 2024 17:31

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

the milk machine posted:

elon would never do something so disgusting

# ? Jan 18, 2024 23:47

ohrwurm: Jun 25, 2003

Elon picked up the Israeli semen extraction tech when he went to visit

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# ? Jan 18, 2024 23:51

Circle Nine: Mar 1, 2009; But that’s how it is when you start wanting to have things. Now, I just look at them, and when I go away I carry them in my head. Then my hands are always free, because I don’t have to carry a suitcase.

elon is a power bottom

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# ? Jan 18, 2024 23:59

DeeplyConcerned: Apr 29, 2008; I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!

Quotey posted:

and if he didn't i would step up and do my duty. my wife wouldnt mind.

Even though it would be hell for you?

# ? Jan 19, 2024 00:11

Eat This Glob: Jan 14, 2008; God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

doesn't elon just do IVF with his children's mothers or surrogacy or something? i think he's got a hosed up dick that smells terrible

# ? Jan 19, 2024 00:13

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

Eat This Glob posted:

doesn't elon just do IVF with his children's mothers or surrogacy or something? i think he's got a hosed up dick that smells terrible

he's done IVF but he's also definitely had sex and it's usually very good, 10% boos at most

# ? Jan 19, 2024 00:16

Spergin Morlock: Aug 8, 2009

ben shapino posted:

he's done IVF but he's also definitely had sex and it's usually very good, 10% boos at most

prove it

# ? Jan 19, 2024 00:18

HAIL eSATA-n: Apr 7, 2007

Rudeboy Detective posted:

elon has sex, get over it losers

# ? Jan 19, 2024 00:18

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

Spergin Morlock posted:

prove it

don't doubt his vibe

# ? Jan 19, 2024 00:19

SatansOnion: Dec 12, 2011

ben shapino posted:

he's done IVF but he's also definitely had sex and it's usually very good, 10% boos at most

and those boos were actually due to an unrelated fight occurring in the same bedroom so they don't even really count

# ? Jan 19, 2024 00:20

Karach: May 23, 2003; no war but class war

having sex leaves handprints all over your exterior finish

# ? Jan 19, 2024 00:22

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

ben shapino posted:

he's done IVF but he's also definitely had sex and it's usually very good, 10% boos at most

lmao

# ? Jan 19, 2024 00:26

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

ben shapino posted:

he's done IVF but he's also definitely had sex and it's usually very good, 10% boos at most

no he hasnt

# ? Jan 19, 2024 00:27

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

no he hasnt

please do not try to Community Note my accurate statements about legendary super-stud Elon Musk

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# ? Jan 19, 2024 00:31

the milk machine: Jul 23, 2002; lick my keys

though ben shapino is wrong they should nonetheless be freed

# ? Jan 19, 2024 00:40

titty_baby_: Nov 11, 2015

Please stop being horny. ✋️

# ? Jan 19, 2024 00:54

Woke Mind Virus: Aug 22, 2005

ben shapino posted:

please do not try to Community Note my accurate statements about legendary super-stud Elon Musk

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He's not a super-stud. He's a super-CHUD!!!!!!!!!

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CaptainBeefart: Mar 28, 2016

Sir Tonk posted:

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1748036927821942798

Lol

# ? Jan 19, 2024 01:13

16-bit Butt-Head: Dec 25, 2014

Woke Mind Virus posted:

He's not a super-stud. He's a super-CHUD!!!!!!!!!

he's a super boer

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kik2dagroin: Mar 23, 2007; Use the anger. Use it.

milei is toast lmao

# ? Jan 19, 2024 02:17

Rudeboy Detective: Apr 28, 2011

titty_baby_ posted:

Please stop being horny. ✋️

horny is the first step towards humanity having 1,000 living mozarts at any given time

sorry, but elon is right

# ? Jan 19, 2024 02:30

Spangly A: May 14, 2009; God help you if ever you're caught on these shores

A man's ambition must indeed be small
To write his name upon a shithouse wall

16-bit Butt-Head posted:

he's a super boer

"White birth rates declining" - mining baron's son

# ? Jan 19, 2024 02:39

Mr. Pizza: Oct 5, 2009

Blackhawk posted:

Stainless steel is well known for never ever staining or looking like poo poo after a few years unless you fastidiously maintain it.

idk man, I've parked my fridge on the street for years and it still look great

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Mr. Pizza: Oct 5, 2009

how devastating would, say, a water balloon filled with lemon juice or vinegar be

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mycomancy: Oct 16, 2016

Mr. Pizza posted:

how devastating would, say, a water balloon filled with lemon juice or vinegar be

Not nearly as bad as a water balloon filled with salty lemon juice.

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netizen: Jun 25, 2023

mycomancy posted:

Not nearly as bad as a water balloon filled with salty lemon juice.

lemon juice, salt, vinegar, bird poo poo, squashed bugs. That poo poo would melt through the cybertruck like xenomorph blood.

# ? Jan 19, 2024 03:12

mycomancy: Oct 16, 2016

What happens to a piece of stainless steel if you connect it to, say, the positive terminal of a 9 V lantern battery while the negative terminal is connected to earth? Is that enough to turn the surface of the car to rust in a short period, like overnight?

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