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I would simply choose to not sit in piss.
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Jan 17, 2024 08:56
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I would simply choose to not sit in piss. Many have tried, many have failed. 
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Jan 17, 2024 09:03
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Reason one of many to sit far away from children on flights.
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Jan 17, 2024 11:21
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If you read the article, they weren't actually sitting in pee, there was pee on the floor under their seat. Which they decided was "just water" and therefore okay to put their neck pillow on to soak up. They probably should get a refund, but using their neck pillow as a sponge for the mystery floor liquid is entirely on them.
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Jan 17, 2024 12:21
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Protip: soak every mystery liquid you encounter, you may just strike gold!
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Jan 17, 2024 12:33
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The way I read it they didn't realise the floor was wet until the things they put under the seat came back wet. They didn't put stuff there to soak it up.
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Jan 17, 2024 12:45
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All hand baggage must be stored in the overhead compartment or securely stoves under the seat in front of you. In the event of floor piss soak that poo poo up with a pillow.
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Jan 17, 2024 12:51
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But...I mean...where did the piss come from?
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Jan 17, 2024 13:10
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quote:things took a concerning turn when one of the travellers reached under the seat where the dampness was first spotted and found a pair of children's underwear
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Jan 17, 2024 13:13
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:But...I mean...where did the piss come from? Some balls.
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Jan 17, 2024 13:19
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:But...I mean...where did the piss come from? It was up GOB’s sleeve.
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Jan 17, 2024 13:20
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:But...I mean...where did the piss come from? "Ladies and gentlemen this is your pilot speaking, just wanted to inform you that passing rumors around is not a good thing to do and in any case why would an employee of Incontinent Airlines willfully create such a disturbing situation, it's probably just a baby or something and you should all forget about this and enjoy your flight" "Goddamit, now my seat is wet! oh is the mic still..CLICK"
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  https://www.independent.ie/irish-news/gofundme-set-up-for-man-injured-in-roscrea-hotel-clashes-raises-just-10-in-first-day/a700643614.html Context: There have been some instances recently where protesters have been showing up at buildings around Ireland that are rumored to be set to house refugees/asylum seekers. The protesters tend to be a mix of locals who have concerns about overstretched services etc., and full-time agitators who turn up at every protest of the type to shout about 'unvetted' and military'-aged' males. I think 'Balding Whiteguy' is from the second group.
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Jan 17, 2024 13:59
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Jan 17, 2024 16:33
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That's not true, she also owned all those tasty tasty swans.
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Jan 17, 2024 17:01
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And whales and sturgeon.
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Jan 17, 2024 17:03
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Man, these royals are petty as gently caress e: throwing a shitfit because your grandson had the audacity to name his child after you
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Jan 17, 2024 17:06
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I didn't know the queen was named "You drooling little poo poo and piss factory!" It explains a lot.
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Phlegmish posted:Man, these royals are petty as gently caress Petty in any family but even worse considering the naming conventions of the royal family. "How dare one of my descendents use my name," cried Elizabeth the Second. Also funny that someone else using a nickname of hers is where she draws the line but her face being arguably the most common and reproduced likeness of the 20th century is fine.
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Phy posted:And wales and sturgeon.
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Jan 17, 2024 19:40
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Hey yeah how come there ain't no prince of sturgeon
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Jan 17, 2024 21:55
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I'm not a parent. I don't know what the protocol is if your kid pisses themselves on an airplane. But surely having them strip down right there and leave their underwear behind is weird, right?
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Jan 17, 2024 22:03
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That queen was a huge pissbaby about their name. A baby pissed on a plane. Half-Lif3 confirmed?
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Phlegmish posted:Man, these royals are petty as gently caress https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eBT6OSr1TI e: Not to defend the royals, but the daily mail is 100% trash. Collateral Damage has a new favorite as of 23:58 on Jan 17, 2024 |
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Jan 17, 2024 23:51
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3D Megadoodoo posted:That queen was a huge pissbaby about their name. Gaben's done it again!
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Jan 19, 2024 00:38
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The South will ride up again
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Jan 19, 2024 04:12
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They've got a point.
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Jan 19, 2024 05:20
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They can actually control the weather in Australia. As long as the power grid doesn't go down at least.
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Jan 19, 2024 05:28
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:They've got a point. 
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quote:Lego worth thousands of dollars seized as police arrest alleged Melbourne drug trafficker https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/jan/19/lego-value-thousands-dollars-seized-melbourne-police-arrest-alleged-drug-trafficker    Oh they found some drugs too: 
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I would blow Dane Cook posted:https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2024/jan/19/lego-value-thousands-dollars-seized-melbourne-police-arrest-alleged-drug-trafficker What is the charge? Playing with toys? A successful Danish toy?
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Jan 19, 2024 07:26
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Lego is a super common money laundering targrt for whatever reasom
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Tunicate posted:Lego is a super common money laundering targrt for whatever reasom 
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Jan 19, 2024 11:47
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Tunicate posted:Lego is a super common money laundering targrt for whatever reasom I brought that up elsewhere, and it makes a lot of sense. You can buy it anywhere and not attract any attention, it has high and reliable value and tends to only go up over time with the second-hand market as sets go out of print, it can sit around for years, and the secondary market is huge and also doesn't attract particular attention.
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Finally I can own my own house! *looks at out of control lego market* noooooooooooooooo
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Lego is crazy expensive. I wanted to buy my grandson some and I was pretty sticker-shocked. But they have maintained a reputation for quality for many decades, so
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