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Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Strong Sauce posted:

i'm on vacation right now and i'm in a part of the world where i wake up and there's like 300-500 new posts here. i basically have just started skipping posts, not like i need to process the 100 posts or so of that dumb anti-porn superhero comic.. but i can see why a lot of non-americans choose not to participate in this thread. especially since you have to deal with looking at trump saying the stupidest poo poo. literally the rest of the world doesn't care because why give attention to this guy, he certainly isn't going to be president again right?.. right?

Now imagine being the IK of the thread

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Coolguye
Jul 6, 2011

Required by his programming!

Toxic Mental posted:

Now imagine being the IK of the thread

https://i.imgur.com/Gwg8Ghu.mp4

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Mods are asleep, post Cocaine Weasel

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





I know that Trump already pulled out the Nimrata but when’s he gonna drop “Nimroda Haley” and really go for the big time. I guess after Ron drops.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

nine-gear crow posted:

Mods are asleep, post Cocaine Weasel

Captain Invictus
Apr 5, 2005

Try reading some manga!


Clever Betty

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

He only wants a female VP so he can try to gently caress her. Let's be real. His running mate will be an attractive female.
:females:

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

He only wants a female VP so he can try to gently caress her. Let's be real. His running mate will be an attractive female.

Ivanka won't be willing to run for office, though.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


steinrokkan posted:

Ivanka won't be willing to run for office, though.

You don't have to run for office to be a VP pick. Don't think you even need to actually consent to being the VP pick?

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

BigBallChunkyTime posted:

He only wants a female VP so he can try to gently caress her. Let's be real. His running mate will be an attractive female.

In what universe has his tiny shriveled dick worked in at least 20 years?

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus

Bottom Liner posted:

In what universe has his tiny shriveled dick worked in at least 20 years?

in 2006 he paid a porn star to touch his penis

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Trump dying on the toilet from a heart attack brought on by boner pills would be pretty funny.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Strong Sauce posted:

literally the rest of the world doesn't care because why give attention to this guy, he certainly isn't going to be president again right?.. right?

Trump being the Republican nominee works in your favour.
Cause yall likely to come out in numbers to vote against a traitor to your country that staged a coup, and all the numerous convictions he's about to face.

It'd be super dope if you didn't have The Crypt Keeper as the likely Democrat nominee, but people will still vote for Anyone But Trump
- Trump Vs Biden is a Biden win
- Not Trump vs Biden would be weird, but likely Biden win
- Trump vs Not Biden would be Trumps best shot, if any, at winning

Election Day going to be an absolute shitshow though, and I think you're going to see a bunch of violent incidents from STOP THE STEAL morons - as it's their best chance at loving with the outcome
Biden will likely turn DC into Fort Knox for the next Jan 6 signing

Escape From Noise posted:

Trump dying would be pretty funny.

ftfy

Mistle
Oct 11, 2005

Eckot's comic relief cousin from out of town
Grimey Drawer

What if you shopped at the Dairy Queen for u kno what?


Grey Cat posted:

Well that's just verifiably not true. His hands fall into reds, his face contains no reds as seen by the 5 different swatches on the right. These are taken at a 5x5 avg color.
They're very likely blisters, now if it's from syphilis or golf you decide which is funnier.



That color approximates to MAC Lustreshine Sheerglass lipstick in Syrup. Not saying it's his color, but if it's not wiped-off bronzer at a bad angle, and it's removable before the evening, then I wouldn't put it past him to shush his lawyer physically, even though the thought makes me want to :barf:


BigBallChunkyTime posted:

He only wants a female VP so he can try to gently caress her. Let's be real. His running mate will be an attractive female.

A woman whose job it is to be photographed next to him, and one that has to listen to him; like a wife, but actually behaving like a wife. :lol:

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


Well yeah. I'm not picky. I just think that'd be extra funny

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:



"Sir, we've narrowed down your list of prospective VPs to these four. We've written up full details of their experience in domestic and international politics, voting preferences on a number of important issues such as abortion, poverty, war, the border, their qualifications in education, business and -"
"Okay okay shut up. Which one has the biggest tits?"

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Oh boy! I hope you win Iowa Mr. President, sir!

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Steadiman posted:

https://twitter.com/DWUhlfelderLaw/status/1747997056629649883

I wish I could get paid this much to suck so hard at my job :(

This was pages back but you should ask your manager at the dick sucking factory for a raise.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

nine-gear crow posted:

Mods are asleep, post Cocaine Weasel

Looks like some type of marten to me tbh

Also lmao

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

You already lost, pal! But I guess the point is to wring more cash out of his true believers. My mom takes care of an older guy and he gave our favorite president a big donation. She asked why because it wasn't an insignificant amount for him, apparently. He said it was to fight these corrupt cases. Nevermind that it's already lost. Lol!

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013

Infinitum posted:

Trump being the Republican nominee works in your favour.
Cause yall likely to come out in numbers to vote against a traitor to your country that staged a coup, and all the numerous convictions he's about to face.

It'd be super dope if you didn't have The Crypt Keeper as the likely Democrat nominee, but people will still vote for Anyone But Trump
- Trump Vs Biden is a Biden win
- Not Trump vs Biden would be weird, but likely Biden win
- Trump vs Not Biden would be Trumps best shot, if any, at winning

Election Day going to be an absolute shitshow though, and I think you're going to see a bunch of violent incidents from STOP THE STEAL morons - as it's their best chance at loving with the outcome
Biden will likely turn DC into Fort Knox for the next Jan 6 signing

ftfy

Trump giving us a new "I just took 3 gas station dick pills" meme would rule.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Eat your own! Eat your own! :sickos:


Edit: She's also talking poo poo about Marge. I hope this is more than just bluster and leads to more pointless infighting.

Escape From Noise fucked around with this message at 10:08 on Jan 19, 2024

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

Grey Cat posted:

Well that's just verifiably not true. His hands fall into reds, his face contains no reds as seen by the 5 different swatches on the right. These are taken at a 5x5 avg color.
They're very likely blisters, now if it's from syphilis or golf you decide which is funnier.



it does look like blisters, the one on the palm is slightly inset and shiny like a deeper layer of skin. I remember when I learned to swing a golfclub I wore out the left hand glove's thumb by overgripping, but got no idea how you would gently caress up your right hand swinging a golf club. My guess is he got it from gripping a crystal shower knob while falling

AreWeDrunkYet
Jul 8, 2006

Escape From Noise posted:

You already lost, pal! But I guess the point is to wring more cash out of his true believers. My mom takes care of an older guy and he gave our favorite president a big donation. She asked why because it wasn't an insignificant amount for him, apparently. He said it was to fight these corrupt cases. Nevermind that it's already lost. Lol!


It sure is something that it's perfectly legal to raise money with a tax-exempt political organization making vague promises of MAGA, then turn around and use the money to pay for personal legal expenses. Because the Supreme Court decided that was free speech.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009




Got this ad on the BBC homepage lol

great username
Dec 28, 2023

free hubcaps posted:




Got this ad on the BBC homepage lol

https://i.imgur.com/Wjbat5A.mp4

Sombrerotron
Aug 1, 2004

Release my children! My hat is truly great and mighty.

FuturePastNow posted:

It would be fatal to our country if the supreme court ruled both that presidents are fully immune to being prosecuted for anything and not actually under oath to act in the best interests of the USA, so I don't think they're likely to do so but I do think it would be hilarious
It would be pretty hilarious, wouldn't it, if they did so and Biden availed himself of the opportunity to openly assassinate both Trump and the non-dissenting SC justices.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill

Almost Smart posted:

I wasn’t alive at the time, but Nixon saying “it’s not illegal when the president does it” was like a watershed moment in his fall from grace in the public’s eyes.

And now we’ve got former president crime lord arguing daily that he had complete freedom to break any goddamn law he chose in any manner he chose and half the country is sagely nodding along in agreement.

and that half constantly refers to themselves as independent freethinkers that love freedom of speech (you better conform to a very narrow frame of discussion as dictated by a foreign billionaire or you are outcast)

it's kinda annoying how they are so utterly clueless about their own brainwashing and programming

Escape From Noise posted:

You already lost, pal! But I guess the point is to wring more cash out of his true believers. My mom takes care of an older guy and he gave our favorite president a big donation. She asked why because it wasn't an insignificant amount for him, apparently. He said it was to fight these corrupt cases. Nevermind that it's already lost. Lol!


love how anytime right wing media reports on a woman they don't like, they use a photo of her with an open mouth.

there's a literal equation in the conservative brain that goes WOMAN W/ OPEN MOUTH = BAD N EVIL N UPPITY

dumbest fucks in the world

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Goddamn. If Trump is 6'3" Barron must by YUGE!

BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED
Barron is legit 6'7" or something.

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

BlackIronHeart posted:

Barron is legit 6'7" or something.

He's definitely tall. Trump's face cracks me up.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:
He qualifies to play for Slovenia in basketball, too, though I bet that’s not an easy team to make given that they’re regularly in the world top 10.

Barron Trump, international basketball star would be a fantastic spinoff to this whole thing. The next Luka Doncic!

Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

How are they compared to Serbia? I know a guy who was on their national team before moving here to Japan to play basketball.

digital penitence
Jan 3, 2008

Grey Cat posted:

Well that's just verifiably not true. His hands fall into reds, his face contains no reds as seen by the 5 different swatches on the right. These are taken at a 5x5 avg color.
They're very likely blisters, now if it's from syphilis or golf you decide which is funnier.



now compare it with a photo from the source where his orange face hasn't been color corrected



Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004

Orange Anon

Renreeja
Oct 11, 2007

maybe hes been gnawing on his hand due to the constant unrelenting stress

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

I need a cork board with string and photos to explain this for me.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

Escape From Noise posted:

How are they compared to Serbia? I know a guy who was on their national team before moving here to Japan to play basketball.

Serbia is consistently higher in FIBA rankings but their recent head to head form is in Slovenia’s favor:

https://m.aiscore.com/head-to-head/basketball/serbia-vs-slovenia

So, very competitive rivalry there I think.

Apollodorus
Feb 13, 2010

TEST YOUR MIGHT
:patriot:

Renreeja posted:

maybe hes been gnawing on his hand due to the constant unrelenting stress

Oh hey, he’s just like me! Maybe I should give this Trump fellow a chance since he seems so relatable.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Apollodorus posted:

He qualifies to play for Slovenia in basketball, too, though I bet that’s not an easy team to make given that they’re regularly in the world top 10.

Barron Trump, international basketball star would be a fantastic spinoff to this whole thing. The next Luka Doncic!

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Escape From Noise
Jul 27, 2004


That's not MAGA!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Xu5cQlum38

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