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Jan 19, 2024 13:19
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Jan 19, 2024 13:23
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I hereby declare Mar-a-largo a big beautiful crime free zone!
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Jan 19, 2024 13:24
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morningdrew posted:I hereby declare Mar-a-largo a big beautiful crime free zone! He might want to reverse that.
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Jan 19, 2024 13:26
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hamsterdam (trump tower 5th avenue)
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Jan 19, 2024 13:28
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drat why didn't we make crime illegal before?
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Jan 19, 2024 13:28
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Codependent Poster posted:drat why didn't we make crime illegal before? Only the genius mind of TRUMP could conceive of such a brilliant idea.
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Jan 19, 2024 13:28
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Campaigning to make crime legal again. Sign my petition plz.
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Jan 19, 2024 13:30
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Sort of like how Andrew Jackson declared the southeastern US to be a Cherokee-Free Zone, I guess?
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Jan 19, 2024 13:30
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redshirt posted:Only the genius mind of TRUMP could conceive of such a brilliant idea. Lil Ben was ahead of his time 
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Jan 19, 2024 13:49
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I hope they signpost the crime/no-crime zones well because I want to be sure I do all my crimes in the correctly designated zones only
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Jan 19, 2024 13:49
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Steadiman posted:I hope they signpost the crime/no-crime zones well because I want to be sure I do all my crimes in the correctly designated zones only The crime approved zones are anywhere Trump is.
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Jan 19, 2024 13:51
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Steadiman posted:I hope they signpost the crime/no-crime zones well because I want to be sure I do all my crimes in the correctly designated zones only What about knee-high barriers? 
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Jan 19, 2024 13:53
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Summary execution
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Jan 19, 2024 13:54
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Steadiman posted:I hope they signpost the crime/no-crime zones well because I want to be sure I do all my crimes in the correctly designated zones only mycrimezones.gpkg
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Jan 19, 2024 13:56
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I imagine that all the "no-crime" zones will magically be majority white residences. Funny how that works out.
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Jan 19, 2024 13:59
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kw0134 posted:I imagine that all the "no-crime" zones will magically be majority white residences. Funny how that works out. Whites just don't crime. It's basic science.
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Jan 19, 2024 14:01
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Melania's mother... whose name I KNOW PERFECTLY!
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Jan 19, 2024 14:04
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Cthulu Carl posted:What about knee-high barriers? God this episode was so terrible it made me write the show off for 20 years.
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Jan 19, 2024 14:09
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Trump has some complaints about New Hampshire's primaries.
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Jan 19, 2024 14:10
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pixaal posted:God this episode was so terrible it made me write the show off for 20 years. You didn't miss anything
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Jan 19, 2024 14:13
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NIMBRA God nobody even has a chance with the nickname betting pool
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Jan 19, 2024 14:13
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We're going with Nimbra, huh?
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Jan 19, 2024 14:16
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Banning crime sounds fun. Like you get infinite crimes on top of your initial offense. "I'm sorry sir, but you're facing life in prison." "Wha... I know I was shoplifting but I'm broke and my infant needed the diaper...." "No, no, no. It just doesn't work that way. You see, we've banned crime. You were committing a crime while you were shoplifting and committing a crime is also a crime ever since we banned all crimes. So every time you did crime, you were committing a crime and committing a crime is a crime. I't's been this way since Donald Trump made America Great Again by banning all crime."
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Jan 19, 2024 14:16
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tek79 posted:Banning crime sounds fun. Like you get infinite crimes on top of your initial offense. This is just the reproductive cycle of a crime elemental
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Jan 19, 2024 14:18
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Samovar posted:You didn't miss anything Goon who will never understand the pleasures of tng.
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Jan 19, 2024 14:19
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*fact checks Donal Trumo on DailyKos* Welp, I've done MY part for the 2024 election cycle
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Jan 19, 2024 14:22
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Samovar posted:You didn't miss anything Woah look at Mr cool edge here don’t cut yourself on that edge
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Jan 19, 2024 14:25
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pixaal posted:God this episode was so terrible it made me write the show off for 20 years.
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Jan 19, 2024 14:27
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Data Graham posted:NIMBRA Lol. Yeah. It sucks. He's so loving lame.
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Jan 19, 2024 14:30
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Froghammer posted:Planet Mooseknuckle is great, how dare you Riker got so much action on planet mooseknuckle.
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Jan 19, 2024 14:31
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Data Graham posted:NIMBRA Didn't she sing the female part on "Somebody That I Used to Know?" Also, that non-orange corrected photo of Tronmp with the poo poo on his hand 100% looks like he was pinching the bridge of his nose in exasperation, and got his shellack all over his pasty white palm.
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Jan 19, 2024 14:33
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I Nimbra by The Talking Feds
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Jan 19, 2024 14:34
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The funeral was the first time Donald and Melania have been seen together in... how long? And I bet neither of them wanted him to be there, but even he couldn't get away with skipping an event like this.
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Jan 19, 2024 14:35
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Obsidianheart posted:Didn't she sing the female part on "Somebody That I Used to Know?" "pinching the bridge of his nose in exasperation" is a gesture that seems beyond Trump and his accordion-hands-or-thumbs-up-for-all-seasons body language
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Jan 19, 2024 14:36
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Jan 19, 2024 14:36
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"We can't have gun laws, criminals don't care they'll just break the laws anyway" *Please Do Not Commit Crimes Beyond This Point*
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Jan 19, 2024 14:40
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Melanie's mother, whose name I obviously know, had a great service
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Jan 19, 2024 14:41
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Parkingtigers posted:The funeral was the first time Donald and Melania have been seen together in... how long? And I bet neither of them wanted him to be there, but even he couldn't get away with skipping an event like this. I don't think he would've shown up if he hadn't tried to use it as an excuse to not have to go to court, he kind of committed himself to it
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Jan 19, 2024 14:42
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...and then her casket was lowered into the grave somewhere on the back nine. 
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