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Nebalebadingdong posted:
I hope someone creates an entire unit of "Bretonian Archer Girls" now. I'd even say having them all sport enormous breasts would be acceptable in this case. Go another step and have entire units of female Bretonian Knights.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 18:57 |
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Atlas Hugged posted:Don't forget to check out Bad Squiddo Games for all your female miniature needs. She has a thread in this very forum and has amazing customer service. https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3884011
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 19:51 |
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Nebalebadingdong posted:sadly no, several folks have been modifying their 10mm minis to make sure it's a "no girls allowed" situation. been seeing it with warhammer stuff recently on twitter, people complaining about FSM has turned into that situation for some of them
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 20:57 |
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What happens when the Kingdom Death enthusiasts meet the reactionary no girls allowed crowd at a con?
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 21:04 |
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Z the IVth posted:What happens when the Kingdom Death enthusiasts meet the reactionary no girls allowed crowd at a con? these groups have no beef with each other. the women in Forest Dragon's 10mm aren't sexualized, which is why they're so threatening
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 21:13 |
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I bought and printed an entire Forest Dragon Bretonnian army for a friend of mine (I got a 3d printer last year, I'm giving away warmaster armies to guilt friends into playing) and I legit had no idea there were women archers. I even removed all the supoprts before curing them, so I had them up close repeatedly, and I would have put money on the only women in that entire set being the sorceresses and the angry peasant ladies. I defy this clown to paint the lady archers where you can tell they're women.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 21:48 |
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Z the IVth posted:What happens when the Kingdom Death enthusiasts meet the reactionary no girls allowed crowd at a con? When two persons in search of horny miniatures clash at the corner of Sunset and San Vicente is there violence? Is there murder? Do they bite each other's hands? Do they punch each other?
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:07 |
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Hey now, it's not like they're removing the giant titties from slave girl models. The horny folks* won't mind. Except the ones who's kink is sexy medieval archers
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:34 |
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Wrr posted:When two persons in search of horny miniatures clash at the corner of Sunset and San Vicente is there violence? Is there murder? Do they bite each other's hands? Do they punch each other? anyone into kingdom death or removing tits from miniatures is surely such a cowardly creature that they avoid all confrontation that isn't the online variety.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:42 |
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Bucnasti posted:Except the ones who's kink is sexy medieval archers Have you seen the number of elven archer stls out there wearing less clothes than a Victoria's secret convention?
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:43 |
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wait wait wait are you telling me there's a victoria's secret convention
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:46 |
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Leperflesh posted:wait wait wait Shhhhhh... That is THE secret
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:48 |
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oh oh of course, it all makes sense now it's like seeing the arrow in the fedex logo
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:49 |
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Leperflesh posted:wait wait wait yeah its the only place to play wargames without grognards
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 22:55 |
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so basically, grognards don't wear fancy expensive underwear ...that tracks
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 23:28 |
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All the underwear money was spent on miniatures.
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# ? Jan 18, 2024 23:42 |
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There's been drama on Twitter about the idea of female space marines in 40k and gamer chuds are so bent out of shape about it. Like they think that since space marines are GWs flagship product wanting to have girl marines ("You can have sisters of battle, they're right there!") is obviously a ploy by the wokes to ruin the franchise. At one point a chudhammer player accused a wokehammer player of doing a lovely job painting his army and this accusation was so scandalous that even his chud peers were stepping in and saying he went too far lmao. "I think space marines could be girls too" "I am so angry at the very notion of that that I'm going to accuse any proponent of just being a" tourist". Also you did a terrible job painting that Squirmy Eel chapter company! " "Woah Woah now Carl insulting a paint job? Let's not say things we can't take back now!"
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 05:19 |
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There were female space marines in rogue trader. Their models were cut, IIRC, when they revamped the model line for 2nd because they could only afford so many molds and the female models didn't sell as much.
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 05:51 |
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Honestly it's getting beyond toxic at this point and I wouldn't want my kid to associate with 40k players if those are the kinds of attitudes that I can expect to run into. GW needs to just rip the bandaid off and make female marines canon.
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 05:58 |
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No no you don't understand the LORE says the process of creating Space Marines is only compatible with MALE physiology it just wouldn't work in a universe with demons made of psychic gestalt emotions and sentient fungus and alien bugs there's just NO WAY you could write it into the story!
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 06:19 |
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This new founding was the perfect opportunity to wallpaper over that fluff too.
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 06:43 |
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Shoehead posted:This new founding was the perfect opportunity to wallpaper over that fluff too. Make all the Primaris women. We already had the male space marines so now we’re doing the female space marines. Makes sense right? Edit: but don’t change the body-type at all. They’re still brick shithouses, just with longer hair.
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 06:49 |
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A thousand thundering thrills await me Facing insurmontable odds gratefully The female of the species is more deadly than the male
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 06:53 |
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 11:49 |
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I feel like there should be way more weed around that room.
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 12:11 |
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That's why he looks so grumpy.
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 12:31 |
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Electric Hobo posted:I feel like there should be way more weed around that room. He smoked it all already. goatface posted:That's why he looks so grumpy.
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 12:46 |
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It's missing a "no gurlz allowed" sign.
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 15:16 |
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Make all marines intersexed
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 15:28 |
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marines are heavily gendered but basically sexless. they're Genocide Ken.
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 15:32 |
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:marines are heavily gendered but basically sexless. they're Genocide Ken. Kenocide
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 15:56 |
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Gravitas Shortfall posted:marines are heavily gendered but basically sexless. they're Genocide Ken. Which is one argument they have against making them girls. I just find their overaction to be funny and pathetic. I thought GW had already run these weirdos out of the community already? Or just the full blown Nazis? Then you have a few women chiming in and claiming nobody bothered them about 40k it was only the woke players acting sexist and labeling them pickmes
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 16:10 |
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I find the shitheads that complain the most about 40k being "woke" usually have no connection the game besides 4chan memes
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 17:15 |
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They tried to go to BattleTech and CLG told them to go gently caress themselves, so they must've trickled back in.
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 17:17 |
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GW should do a founding of trans women space marines, A. it would be awesome, B. it completely sidesteps their nonsense lore hand-wringing about male physiology and C. it would drive these chuds up the wall and out into the hills. Then once those chud grogs have cleared out they should do a founding of a mixed gender* space marine chapter and make up some lore contrivance for why it's Okay and Plausible, Actually. Its a game of make-believe future space hell with fun little plastic figs to paint and pretty up, I really don't understand why this is controversial to these losers
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 17:29 |
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Didn't they do this with the fantasy space marines in Sigmar? I don't play it but half the pictures I see of the storm guys are women. Did the fantasy players lose their poo poo over that for -reasons-?
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 17:35 |
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yes, that's one of the reasons conservative shitheads with zero media literacy see AoS as "woke" and 40k as "based"
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 17:40 |
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peer posted:AoS as "woke" and 40k as "based" Lol there are people out there still mad about the COMMUNIST TAU
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 17:48 |
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Space Marines being exclusively male makes sense in 30k, a setting where toxic masculinity burns down the universe. Seriously. The entire Heresy could have been averted with a conversation between Horus and E discussing their feelings like adults, but they're both too manly man men to. All the 30k rivalries, bad dad examples, and destructive pettiness are explicitly tied to masculinity. But by 40k, the Marines' theme is cool Nerf blasters but for real. There's nothing associated with restraining emotion, fixating on dominance, or hyper macho posing. They could reveal that some Primaris were born female and it would make zero change to anything since there's no gendered component to any theme of 40k Marines.
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# ? Jan 19, 2024 18:07 |
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# ? Jun 3, 2024 22:23 |
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Can we not drive the chuds out of 40k? I like them contained there, makes them easily ignored. I don't want them in the greater indie wargaming hobby.
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