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After finding out that people like Texas governor Ann Richards voiced themselves on the show, I had to go "...is that actually Jimmy Carter?" It was not.
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HATED A BABY?!
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Henpecked by the OPEC!
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Yep it'll be a great new tradition: Christmas with the Niefkos.
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Kevin DuBrow posted:After finding out that people like Texas governor Ann Richards voiced themselves on the show, I had to go "...is that actually Jimmy Carter?" I would hope it’s a situation where they sent him a script and he was interested but he turned it down because he had houses to build.
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Fishstick posted:HATED A BABY?!
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“Not yes”
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Recent line that stuck out to me (paraphrasing) “thanks to title 9, dick nixons worst mistake”
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Doctor Syrup posted:I know it's lovely to laugh at but "you're the worst kind of autistic!" always gets me. Hank grew up in an extremely traumatic childhood with Cotton's upbringing where any form of deviation from social norm was punished harshly. I'd say he has childhood PTSD more than anything.
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Bismack Billabongo posted:Recent line that stuck out to me (paraphrasing) “thanks to title 9, dick nixons worst mistake” "Yeah, well, Roe vs. Wade doesn't apply to my wrestling team." "Mrs. Hill, isn't Roe vs. Wade..." "Yeah yeah, but you have to pick your battles."
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seiferguy posted:Hank grew up in an extremely traumatic childhood with Cotton's upbringing where any form of deviation from social norm was punished harshly. I'd say he has childhood PTSD more than anything. While I think I agree, it has been said before that it's very hard to tell C-PTSD symptoms from autism sometimes, because our society does not produce non-traumatised autistic people.
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This makes me wonder: what's the most bizarre thing Hank has ever done? Because Hank is a guy who is really big into adhering to social norms, so when he gets weird you know it's serious. My vote is the time he sat in the living room and talked to a Tom Landry commemorative plate asking it for moral guidance. A thing that he's apparently done more than once in the past.
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Jan 19, 2024 20:06
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Asterite34 posted:This makes me wonder: what's the most bizarre thing Hank has ever done? Because Hank is a guy who is really big into adhering to social norms, so when he gets weird you know it's serious. He already told you about the time he put on the big pair of khakis and pretended he was tiny.
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Jan 19, 2024 20:35
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Danced with a dog
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Bismack Billabongo posted:He already told you about the time he put on the big pair of khakis and pretended he was tiny.
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hosed Peggy on a train
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Oh wait, I thought of another good one: The time he got so obsessed with figuring out how a stage magician did a magic trick that he sealed Peggy up in a wooden crate without any air holes until she talked. He was planning on sitting there all day until Bobby reminded him they were gonna be late for church.
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Hank was so opposed to community seating at a restaurant he concocted multiple schemes to try to eat his meatloaf sandwich unbothered by others. Man wouldn't even loiter in a corner when he ordered to-go.
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Jan 19, 2024 20:57
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Cried over his truck Emoted all over Buck Strickland
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Putting on one of Peggy’s dresses to cover for Bill at the Christmas party
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Most of the joke with Hank is that he's such a strict, stubborn and uptight person that he frequently talks himself into doing completely ridiculous poo poo for reasons that made sense to him at the time, and roping his friends and/or family into his zany schemes, which he approaches with the same perfectionism that he applies to everything else.
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Hank Hill would play with the demon core.
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lol, that has to be a joke… Remember when he put on safety goggles just to pick up his drill to put it away? Hank would totally invent/use the Lady Godiva device https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godiva_device
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He mooned an entire hotel lobby.
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To avoid a porn tape late fee that wasn't his Hank watched said porn until he became an expert in the field to argue his innocence in court.
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He demolished a house by hand because it was windy.
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He once revealed that President of the Texas Association of Propane Dealers Charlie Fortner wore adult diapers in front of a crowd of people.
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Punkinhead posted:To avoid a porn tape late fee that wasn't his Hank watched said porn until he became an expert in the field to argue his innocence in court. Let the record show that Hank Hill knows his pornography
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Hank considers being a suspect for murder a lesser problem than being suspected of smoking dope.
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Hank took control of the Arlen criminal underworld using the alias Mr. Big
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Hank rudely accosted several Japanese people to stop his father from spitting on the emperor.
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PKMN Trainer Red posted:He once revealed that President of the Texas Association of Propane Dealers Charlie Fortner wore adult diapers in front of a crowd of people. Oh poo poo, he did that. Really rubbed it in, too. Brutal. Boogaloo Shrimp posted:Hank took control of the Arlen criminal underworld using the alias Mr. Big He's also the Mack Daddy of Heimlich County, I tell you what. The Moon Monster posted:Hank rudely accosted several Japanese people to stop his father from spitting on the emperor. His brother was abrupt with an elderly woman as well. Watch out for those Hill brothers.
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Unrelated, I was watching some Season 1 again and in the shooting episode, when Luanne mentions the other team blew away an entire picnicking family, for the first time in a decade I saw some people in the background carrying away a wooden cutout of the family. Up until then, I had thought this was just a very dark joke about guns in Texas.
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The Moon Monster posted:He demolished a house by hand because it was windy. Like a goddamn Final Fantasy boss fight.
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Kalli posted:Hank Hill would play with the demon core. Now hold on, plutonium is an inferior energy source. You know what doesn't need an isotope? Propane.
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The Bible posted:Unrelated, I was watching some Season 1 again and in the shooting episode, when Luanne mentions the other team blew away an entire picnicking family, for the first time in a decade I saw some people in the background carrying away a wooden cutout of the family. It is.
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That's an onion of a joke, like most jokes in the show.
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A Gribble of a joke, really.
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Boogaloo Shrimp posted:Hank took control of the Arlen criminal underworld using the alias Mr. Big Mr. Big
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The Moon Monster posted:Hank rudely accosted several Japanese people to stop his father from spitting on the emperor. That emperor 100% deserves spitting upon though?
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