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Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

redshirt posted:

Just made some salsa in a blender. It's pretty quick since you don't really have to chop much, just throw it in the blender. I used 2 secret ingredients no one could ever guess. A 3rd some might.

Whats the recipe and also secret ingredient.

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Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I've tried making salsa several times before the internet was a thing and I found it always tasted like it was missing several things.

Pace in a blender is better than any salsa Ive ever made lol :coolfish:

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Wendigee posted:

I've tried making salsa several times before the internet was a thing and I found it always tasted like it was missing several things.

Pace in a blender is better than any salsa Ive ever made lol :coolfish:

The trick is just roasting all the vegetables and adding a tablespoon or more of adobo sauce

Basically really simple

Tomato
Onion
Poblano
Green Bell Pepper
Garlic
Cilantro
Jalapeno if you want
Adobo sauce

Just roast every thing you can then dump it all in a blender or food processor

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

pencilhands posted:

another friday night, alone

no friends

no girlfriend

no hobbies, no motivation

no will to go on

just the lonely bed, waiting for me to lie on

staring at the wall, until i fall asleep from sadness

well maybe you should marry a wonderful girl and have a beautiful family and be fulfilled IDIOT

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

the trick to a good salsa is that none of your ingredients can come from new york city

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i got a dell at costco. for MY WIFE. i'm gonna put the following games on it when i get a chance: stasis, stasis BONER TOTE BAG, tyranny, sam and max hit the clinic, LOOM a lucas arts adventure game. LOOM 2, LOOM Origins

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I went for another 1 mile walk to get a gatorade and now I want to fall asleep forever

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

pencilhands posted:

another friday night, alone

no friends

no girlfriend

no hobbies, no motivation

no will to go on

just the lonely bed, waiting for me to lie on

staring at the wall, until i fall asleep from sadness

:same: except I feel pretty good about it because I'm on good meds + getting good mental health help, being alone is ok if you take care of yourself :) I quit smoking both cigs + weed already this year and I'm gettin' in shape again, and got a decent job, and I'm going back to school. You can do all this too ph I believe in u!

edit actually i quit smoking weed last year technically :hellyeah:

deep dish peat moss fucked around with this message at 04:29 on Jan 20, 2024

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

kntfkr posted:

i got a dell at costco. for MY WIFE. i'm gonna put the following games on it when i get a chance: stasis, stasis BONER TOTE BAG, tyranny, sam and max hit the clinic, LOOM a lucas arts adventure game. LOOM 2, LOOM Origins

not seeing cataclysm: dark days ahead on that list

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I been up since 5:38 am and it is now 10:25 PM. Haven't napped. We're doing "wet January" and I haven't hit my moisture goals for the day. TIME FOR BED, KID. BEAT IT.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

TrashMammal posted:

not seeing cataclysm: dark days ahead on that list

that looks terrible

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

If you feel bad I always suggest more sleep

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

satanic splash-back posted:

If you feel bad I always suggest more sleep

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


JOHN SKELETON posted:

yo people keep talking about 69 and like, yeah, nice, but when was the last time you ever executed, that, uhh, maneuver. fuckin, never?

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I'll always remember in 5th grade my friend was trying to explain to me that 69 was a Funny Number but I had never seen it before and didn't get it, so I asked him why it's funny and he just wrote "69" on a piece of paper, showed it to me, and said "See???" and I pretended to get it even though I didn't.

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

I still don't under stand 69 can someonee xplain it to me

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


deep dish peat moss posted:

I still don't under stand 69 can someonee xplain it to me

its a sex thing

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

nice

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

deep dish peat moss posted:

I still don't under stand 69 can someonee xplain it to me

It helps a lot if you are similar in height to your partner otherwise its kind of annoying

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

What if I have a really short inseam but long rear end torso?

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

numberoneposter posted:

What if I have a really short inseam but long rear end torso?

Some kind of a weird oompa loompa body dismorphia

I guess you would need to find someone who has a similar body type

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i'm gonna do 69

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
should probably shave

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

My housemate had a bunch of people over for dinner and there's one girl whose regular speaking volume is a dang yell and she has not stopped talking at all the entire time I've been here, just still yelling stream of consciousness bullshit 3+ hours after they ate

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

deep dish peat moss posted:

My housemate had a bunch of people over for dinner and there's one girl whose regular speaking volume is a dang yell and she has not stopped talking at all the entire time I've been here, just still yelling stream of consciousness bullshit 3+ hours after they ate

Ask questions about nuclear fission

Visions of Valerie
Jun 18, 2023

Come this autumn, we'll be miles away...

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgosh-nqzro

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!
Pass me the KRANCH

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!
On second thought do not pass me the KRANCH

Droogie
Mar 21, 2007

But what I do
I do
because I like to do.




Love a Friday. Drinking a caipirinha, watching youtube. Much more relaxing than Thursday. Someone tried to light my house on fire Wednesday night/Thursday morning. That was not relaxing.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022


home depot has to be real high up on the list of terrible places to be in a k-hole. easily top 10

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Honestly, Saturday has always been my favorite day. No school or work, and the next day is Sunday so you can still sleep in!

Still love you Friday.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!
Piss!

mailorder bees
Nov 4, 2011

FLUFFERNUTTER
posting on a saturday :evilbuddy:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




*taps mic*

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
don't let the door hit u in the dick on the way in

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 20 hours!

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Happy early Friday!

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Kind of hard to look forward to the weekend knowing that a new episode of true detective will be released.

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