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I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
guess what's back

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TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013



:w00t:

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.

i seen't this [thumbnail] a long while back and I still am wondering... why black? and i bet, bet... it's cus that's what the cheapest possible polymer choice is

e; so i guess black is the only thing that won't disintegrate into the water in less than ~10 years, huh

The Protagonist has issued a correction as of 04:46 on Jan 20, 2024

an egg
Nov 17, 2021

Rectal Death Alert posted:

everyone can do whatever they want in the apocalypse as long as we all agree we should be hunting down and pooping in vents of all types
oh no i wasn't criticising your noble vent-pooping culture, that seems like the best way forward

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021
if you motherfuckers poop in my goddamn vents

Rectal Death Alert
Apr 2, 2021

you mean when the gates of hell are stuffed with righteousness to keep the demons that destroyed the world in their holes?

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Car Hater posted:

I wanna know what rich people taste like when you crack em out of their bunker shells

i love you. let us start a post apocalypse gang together

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


SixteenShells posted:

if you motherfuckers poop in my goddamn vents

try and stop me

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
remember food is important if you wanna do any prodigious poopin'

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021
Pooping in vents to steal the food to make the poop to poop in vents

Complications
Jun 19, 2014

The Protagonist posted:

i seen't this [thumbnail] a long while back and I still am wondering... why black? and i bet, bet... it's cus that's what the cheapest possible polymer choice is

e; so i guess black is the only thing that won't disintegrate into the water in less than ~10 years, huh

my favorite part of that video was them saying that the balls were originally an anti-bird measure and yeah there used to be a bunch of birds around taking advantage of the clean water source and now there aren't any and the concrete is so wonderfully clean and bird poop free

that there haven't been any birds around for a while in fact

guess they just hosed off to all those other large free standing bodies of fresh water around

wonder what would be found if somebody did a study on the ecological impacts of losing a fuckton of birds in the area

who am I kidding, it doesn't matter

Rectal Death Alert
Apr 2, 2021

only cowards have hollow bones so those birds can go gently caress themselves

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.

SixteenShells posted:

if you motherfuckers poop in my goddamn vents

cash crab posted:

try and stop me

Hubbert
Mar 25, 2007

At a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Just be happy about what you have experienced and take for granted about today. Clean water, cheap electricity, no real scarcity of food, no threat of immediate violence.

The descendants of this Earth will hate you regardless of who you were.

You may as well live virtuously.

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008
From James Hansen's newest letter:


quote:

Record global temperature in 2023 helps reveal acceleration of global warming on decadal time scales. The proximate cause of the acceleration is increase of Earth’s energy imbalance, specifically a substantial darkening of the planet (decreased albedo) equivalent to a CO2 increase of more than 100 ppm, although it is difficult to apportion the albedo change between aerosol forcing and cloud feedbacks because of limited global measurements. Large 2023 warming is consistent with key findings in Global Warming in the Pipeline: reduced aerosol cooling and high climate sensitivity. We expect record monthly temperatures to continue into mid-2024 due to the present large planetary energy imbalance, with the 12-month running-mean global temperature reaching +1.6-1.7°C relative to 1880-1920 and falling to only +1.4 ± 0.1°C during the following La Nina. Considering the large planetary energy imbalance, it will be clear that the world is passing through the 1.5°C ceiling, and is
headed much higher, unless steps are taken to affect Earth’s energy imbalance.

Global temperature in the GISS analysis increased 0.28°C in 2023, from 1.16°C to 1.44°C (Fig. 1), the largest annual increase in the 144-year record. This annual rise is largely due to the ongoing tropical El Nino warming, but no prior El Nino engendered as much warming, which points to an additional drive for global warming acceleration.


https://www.columbia.edu/~jeh1/mailings/2024/AnnualT2023.2024.01.12.pdf

Rectal Death Alert
Apr 2, 2021

Phew, at 1.44C for 2023 we have at least one more year to dream of staying below 1.50c

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

Rectal Death Alert posted:

only cowards have hollow bones so those birds can go gently caress themselves


you just made an enemy of the Wu-Tang Clan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Pfs8OR2BI8

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

I liked it, faith in the system 'til the end

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

starkebn posted:

I liked it, faith in the system 'til the end

I love everything about it. I think about the dream part here often

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1xAIqDMW8dE&t=2979s

"They didn't blow up the sun, thank goodness"

"Oh no, dear. Science is still in its infancy" :dumb:

e: oh nice, I made thread title! ty

Dokapon Findom has issued a correction as of 14:00 on Jan 20, 2024

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



Complications posted:


that there haven't been any birds around for a while in fact

guess they just hosed off to all those other large free standing bodies of fresh water around


I’ve got bad news

https://www.wired.com/story/bird-population-decline/

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

starkebn posted:

I liked it, faith in the system 'til the end

Now do Threads for a double depression chaser.

kater
Nov 16, 2010

quote:

Over the years, people I’ve met have often asked me what I’m working on, and I’ve usually replied that the main thing was a book about Dresden.
I said that to Harrison Starr, the movie-maker, one time, and he raised his eyebrows and inquired, “Is it an anti-war book?”
“Yes,” I said. “I guess.”
“You know what I say to people when I hear they’re writing anti-war books?”
“No. What do you say, Harrison Starr?”
“I say, ‘Why don’t you write an anti-glacier book instead?’”
What he meant, of course, was that there would always be wars, that they were as easy to stop as glaciers. I believe that, too.
And even if wars didn’t keep coming like glaciers, there would still be plain old death.
so it goes

SixteenShells
Sep 30, 2021
climate change will stop all wars one way or another

fanfic insert
Nov 4, 2009

Rectal Death Alert posted:

my apocalypse plan is to create a society of hill people who stick to a subsistence lifestyle in inhospitable mountainous regions hunting down bunker vents and making GBS threads in them. Make a whole religion about it. The most decorated members of society are those who poop the most vents.

this might interest you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H_XLiJDMJMQ

Thorn Wishes Talon
Oct 18, 2014

by Fluffdaddy

SixteenShells posted:

climate change will stop all wars one way or another

that's right. soon it will simply be too hot to fight each other

Rectal Death Alert
Apr 2, 2021

Skaffen-Amtiskaw posted:

Now do Threads for a double depression chaser.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4oxP3TyuQx0

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

mao can't stop winning

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
Wonder what my favorite good news Twitter account has to say today

https://twitter.com/ClimateBen/status/1748788166885048442

TeenageArchipelago
Jul 23, 2013


Dokapon Findom posted:

Wonder what my favorite good news Twitter account has to say today

https://twitter.com/ClimateBen/status/1748788166885048442

Oh poo poo I don't have tinnitus after all it's just a drawn out ping

Thorn Wishes Talon
Oct 18, 2014

by Fluffdaddy
look, it's just 0.1-0.2 degrees. my fridge has more internal temperature variation

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

TeenageArchipelago posted:

Oh poo poo I don't have tinnitus after all it's just a drawn out ping

Covid causes tinninus.

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023


loving love Soviet animation. Pro click. Shoulda been reference in a Fallout game.

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

Dokapon Findom posted:

Wonder what my favorite good news Twitter account has to say today

https://twitter.com/ClimateBen/status/1748788166885048442

its summer here so of course its meant to be warm

take_it_slow
Jul 7, 2011

Skaffen-Amtiskaw posted:

loving love Soviet animation. Pro click. Shoulda been reference in a Fallout game.

The source material is referenced. https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/McClellan_family_townhome (possibly more than once... not sure)

Complications posted:

my favorite part of that video was them saying that the balls were originally an anti-bird measure and yeah there used to be a bunch of birds around taking advantage of the clean water source
my favorite part was the anthropomorphic description of the birds as “loitering” - hard to appreciate birds if you (sub?)consciously think of them as little hoodlums/ hobos

Skaffen-Amtiskaw
Jun 24, 2023

take_it_slow posted:

The source material is referenced. https://fallout.fandom.com/wiki/McClellan_family_townhome (possibly more than once... not sure)


Oh, neat. Wasn’t familiar with that Bradbury story and been a while since I played 3, so probably stumbled across it.

Can’t wait for the cave painting version talking about Zuck’s poop air filter bunker.

take_it_slow
Jul 7, 2011

Yah, I haven’t even played it, I just love the story (and that animated version in particular), so when I read about it being referenced in fallout it stuck in my mind.

starkebn
May 18, 2004

"Oooh, got a little too serious. You okay there, little buddy?"

quote:

There Will Come Soft Rains

Sara Teasdale
1884 – 1933

There will come soft rains and the smell of the ground,
And swallows circling with their shimmering sound;

And frogs in the pools singing at night,
And wild plum trees in tremulous white,

Robins will wear their feathery fire
Whistling their whims on a low fence-wire;

And not one will know of the war, not one
Will care at last when it is done.

Not one would mind, neither bird nor tree
If mankind perished utterly;

And Spring herself, when she woke at dawn,
Would scarcely know that we were gone.

If only there'd be animals who can survive us

Unless
Jul 24, 2005

I art



good collapse art



https://www.robertmontgomery.org/

toggle
Nov 7, 2005

it is miserably hot and humid today and i think I’ve reached my limit

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Conspiratiorist
Nov 12, 2015

17th Separate Kryvyi Rih Tank Brigade named after Konstantin Pestushko
Look to my coming on the first light of the fifth sixth some day

Was that written by AI?

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