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Rauros posted:my gently caress buddy gained a bunch of weight from his tech job Turn on your monitor.
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:that seems excessive only if you aren't familiar with how unbelievably terrible people can be to their pets. especially with birds. motherfuckers think "oh hay all I need is a cage that's five inches bigger than the bird itself and to put birdseed in every day and then I'll have cheerful tweeting for a few years" and only a few years, if that, because you've condemned a smart animal who needs regular exercise and interaction with its own kind and a diet that's not 50% fat to a sedentary life of lonely misery
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Jan 20, 2024 22:23
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Rauros posted:my gently caress buddy gained a bunch of weight from his tech job So you work from home?
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Rauros posted:my gently caress buddy gained a bunch of weight from his tech job gosh
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Weatherman posted:especially with birds. motherfuckers think "oh hay all I need is a cage that's five inches bigger than the bird itself and to put birdseed in every day and then I'll have cheerful tweeting for a few years" and only a few years, if that, because you've condemned a smart animal who needs regular exercise and interaction with its own kind and a diet that's not 50% fat to a sedentary life of lonely misery "Hey, if you're getting a parakeet, please don't use non-stick cookware" "no"
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Professor Beetus posted:"Hey, if you're getting a parakeet, please don't use non-stick cookware" if my blood is going to be full of dupont toxins so is that damned bird's
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Weatherman posted:especially with birds. motherfuckers think "oh hay all I need is a cage that's five inches bigger than the bird itself and to put birdseed in every day and then I'll have cheerful tweeting for a few years" and only a few years, if that, because you've condemned a smart animal who needs regular exercise and interaction with its own kind and a diet that's not 50% fat to a sedentary life of lonely misery involuntary goonification
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Ruffian Price posted:fuckin mood. tech bubble workplace teams have to be mostly staffed by people with a feeding fetish considering the amount of slop they expect you to consume in a workday what the hell tech company do you work at that has that much food we get like, one meal, on wednesdays, generally from a healthy place
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Jan 21, 2024 00:24
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Boot and Rally posted:Where do you work that there is sufficient work food to not starve? Do you know the desks with mints on them and eat 1000 calories of mints a day or something? Maybe you’re a techie? im in sales, every interaction is a lunch or booze or someone brought donuts i recognize the irony of posting in cspam while being a profit driving instrument of capitalism but i make up for it by occasionally doing a good post (not this one)
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Jan 21, 2024 00:39
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gimme the GOD drat candy posted:that seems excessive only if you aren't familiar with how unbelievably terrible people can be to their pets. oh no i 100% support people being extremely choosey when it comes to re-homing a pet. the fact they cared about their wee bird that much also re-assured us they had taken care of it before circumstances changed and he had been well cared for. its the exact good kind of crazy we need.
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Jan 21, 2024 02:13
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cat botherer posted:how many meal delivery startups are there now, jesus https://youtu.be/i0u21F1zjg4?si=UZ-Ou8P8s3X0J37y
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GoldStandardConure posted:when we adopted a sun conure from a family who needed to rehome him, we had 3 interviews with the people so they could be sure he was going to a good home. bird people are insane, sometimes in good ways
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Jan 21, 2024 10:09
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HashtagGirlboss posted:The ones where I live don’t sell any live animals (maybe fish?) but that might be a state law thing Yeah they didn't sell dogs or anything
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Jan 21, 2024 10:19
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an egg posted:animals should only be purchased from a strange and passionate individual who can describe each individual specimen's personality, hopes and dreams. even fish Extremely this
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Jan 21, 2024 10:20
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I just steal all my pets
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No that's bad sometimes it's a good pet that gets stolen
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Jan 21, 2024 10:27
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SniperWoreConverse posted:No that's bad sometimes it's a good pet that gets stolen Well obviously I'm not going to steal the bad pets
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Jan 21, 2024 10:28
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Give me back my pets you rear end in a top hat
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My oldest cat was stolen from a dude who didn't take good care of him, didn't get him fixed, and when his paw got hurt he limped over to my apartment to get help instead of the dude. I took him to the vet and got him all better, addressed his fukken parasites and everything (boy was he ever full of tapeworms), and then when we moved from that apartment I was just like y'know what, he's our cat now, gently caress that guy. The younger one we found as a kitten at the stray cat colony my wife takes care of and we're not sure if someone dumped him there or if he's the kid of one of the other cats there or what, though they're all spayed/neutered so he probably was just dumped there, so we stole him from nature I guess.
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an egg posted:animals should only be purchased from a strange and passionate individual who can describe each individual specimen's personality, hopes and dreams. even fish
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Stealing an animal from nature is just another word for domestication
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Stealing an animal from nature is just another word for domestication that is the aim yes nature was only going to kill the animal in some horrific drawn out way
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Putting wild cats in home is probably best for everyone including the cats
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DR FRASIER KRANG posted:every goddamn day my coworkers seem to have some new meal-in-a-box for lunch and it always just looks like mush that costs a lot. Our former cleaner (who takes the same bus to work as me, since they still work at the same place, just not our offices) told me there's a guy at work who always buys kebabs and pizza and poo poo because he's a MAN and MEN DON'T COOK.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Our former cleaner (who takes the same bus to work as me, since they still work at the same place, just not our offices) told me there's a guy at work who always buys kebabs and pizza and poo poo because he's a MAN and MEN DON'T COOK. Looking at some bodybuilder dude making 28 eggs worth of egg whites before lifting a boat for fun "Heh, gay"
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Our former cleaner (who takes the same bus to work as me, since they still work at the same place, just not our offices) told me there's a guy at work who always buys kebabs and pizza and poo poo because he's a MAN and MEN DON'T COOK. Peak manliness is being dependent on your mother to cook for you
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Jan 21, 2024 15:43
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3D Megadoodoo posted:Our former cleaner (who takes the same bus to work as me, since they still work at the same place, just not our offices) told me there's a guy at work who always buys kebabs and pizza and poo poo because he's a MAN and MEN DON'T COOK. Are the places he buys his food at exclusively staffed by women?
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Business Gorillas posted:Looking at some bodybuilder dude making 28 eggs worth of egg whites before lifting a boat for fun seems like a thing that my gay bodybuilder cousin-in-law might do, actually
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500excf type r posted:Peak manliness is being dependent on your mother to cook for you I think his mother is in Iran. Orange Devil posted:Are the places he buys his food at exclusively staffed by women? Out of the 40 000 kebab pizzerias in the city I think I've seen women working in two.
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I think his mother is in Iran. I don't mean your friend literally, it's a whole bunch of dudes. Historically "mens guides to being a man" have always placed lots of importance on being able to cook specifically because it is an indication of being able to take care of yourself which is attractive to a potential partner. Not being able to cook is a red flag for "guy that needs a mother because he never learned basic skills" and will always require his partner to be his mother.
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i've joined the war of the genders on the side of the genders
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i'm friends with an Iraqi fella and he grew up in a well-to-do family and needed a roommate while he finished his master's in IT or whatever computer toucher program he was in. comp sci? not sure, but he wound up as VP of something and his car was an s-class benz. so the roommate situation was only for a year. he genuinely had no idea how to operate the dishwasher and flooded the kitchen with bubbles since he used regular dawn dish soap instead of the dishwasher powder/gel (easy mistake if you don't know) or how to cook or do much of anything beyond touching computers because he had women to do the domestic stuff all his life prior. he promptly married his girlfriend shortly after we moved in together- im guessing so he could co-habitate without pissing off his parents and so he didn't burn the kitchen down trying to eat. i cooked quite a bit after we moved in because i did all the cooking in my previous cohabitation situation with my ex and he was fasting for ramadan. he'd order a lot for us otherwise lol
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3D Megadoodoo posted:I think his mother is in Iran. So he's paying money for food prepared by men. who definitionally aren't "real men"? Gay goulash? Faggotty falafels? Poof pizzas?
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Fairy bread.
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queer quiznos
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The most tough manly men I've ever encountered in my travels were all cooks
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Orange Devil posted:Gay goulash? Faggotty falafels? Poof pizzas?
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Orange Devil posted:Are the places he buys his food at exclusively staffed by women? If you're cooking you're a woman by definition, I guess.
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500excf type r posted:I don't mean your friend literally, it's a whole bunch of dudes. Being able to cook but forcing women to do it for you makes you even more manly
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asking these men to learn to cook takes time away that could be spent creating content telling others how manly they are.
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