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There are already a bunch of YouTube edits of Alex Jones set to the Warhammer 40k universe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Oavy7VNDCM
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I mean, we really should have guessed this back when he stumbled down the rabbit hole of defining the difference between... was it Draculas, Renfields, and gremlin-wraiths or something like that? I just recall him getting completely lost in specifically categorizing his enemies into his own little RPG-like caste system where it was explicitly clear that he wasn't using it as some metaphor to describe their personalities.
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Alex thinks the Chaos god from Warhammer are real
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The moderator completely losing his poo poo had me laughing so hard. So did Jordan screaming over Alex's 4 minute "Let me just add some context then I'll stop talking..." tangent with a whole lot of "WHY ARE THEY LETTING HIM TALK?!? SOMEBODY STOP THIS!!!" as if Jordan was at the debate table while everyone calmly indulges Alex's drunk rambling.
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red19fire posted:It always makes me lol when Alex reads a headline and instantly says THIS IS JUST LIKE THE MATRIX or one of the like three other movies he’s ever seen. Just zero intellectual curiosity. It must be nice to believe in predictive programming and think watching blockbuster movies counts as doing serious research about the world around you.
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I started listening to Coast to Coast AM in the 90's when I was a teenager, so I was completely underwhelmed by his cosmology. Always have been. AJ has basically made a role playing universe out of the late 90s/ early 2000s movies Frailty, Fallen,The Arrival, Constantine, End of Days, The Devil's Advocate, plus whatever sci-fi books he read as a child before getting his first concussion, and some Boomer New Age bullshit he probably picked up from his parents when they were in a 'phase'. edit: Alex Jones is living inside Beyond the Black Rainbow. gently caress, now I all I can think about are weird fiction horror movies that would blow Alex's mind. Marsupial Ape fucked around with this message at 19:28 on Jan 19, 2024 |
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Fred is on posted:It must be nice to believe in predictive programming and think watching blockbuster movies counts as doing serious research about the world around you. This was the worst part of dating an infowarrior it was really hard to enjoy movies like Cloverfield.
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Honestly, today's episode was an all-timer. Space weirdos, aliens, naked begging for money, not ever getting to covering the Iowa caucus despite telling his audience he was going to like five times, the works. Classic Alex.
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0konner posted:This was the worst part of dating an infowarrior it was really hard to enjoy movies like Cloverfield. That was the worst part?
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Xakura posted:That was the worst part? Yeah. Loose change was easy to dismiss as just like “oh that’s just some weird poo poo they’re into”. But when they got more into how mainstream movies were all promoting “quarantine and kill” narratives that was worse.
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Froghammer posted:Honestly, today's episode was an all-timer. Space weirdos, aliens, naked begging for money, not ever getting to covering the Iowa caucus despite telling his audience he was going to like five times, the works. Classic Alex. Agreed, my disdain for AJ’s uninspired worldbuilding aside, this was classic four quadrants episode.
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Froghammer posted:Honestly, today's episode was an all-timer. Space weirdos, aliens, naked begging for money, not ever getting to covering the Iowa caucus despite telling his audience he was going to like five times, the works. Classic Alex. I needed it after the J6 DEBATE episodes. Took me several days to get through each of those and by the end it was starting to feel like I'd never listened to anything else.
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Incredible that a 3 hour ‘debate’ needs a 7 hour companion podcast to make it digestible.
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Jesus, Dan, Jordan. Take a break! Please!
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It is kind of crazy that Alex veers hard into the occultism after Dan and Jordan complain that they can’t find any good Wacky Wednesday content…
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"Knighthood edit On 26 May 2000, he was made a Knight Bachelor "for services to literature" at a ceremony in Colombo.[14][b][50] The award of a knighthood had been announced in the 1998 New Year Honours list,[13][51] but investiture with the award had been delayed, at Clarke's request, because of an accusation by the tabloid the Sunday Mirror of paying boys for sex.[52][53] The charge was subsequently found to be baseless by the Sri Lankan police.[54][55] According to The Daily Telegraph, the Mirror subsequently published an apology, and Clarke chose not to sue for defamation.[56] The Independent reported that a similar story was not published, allegedly because Clarke was a friend of newspaper tycoon Rupert Murdoch.[57] Clarke himself said, "I take an extremely dim view of people mucking about with boys", and Rupert Murdoch promised him the reporters responsible would never work in Fleet Street again.[58] Clarke was then duly knighted" pre total shitshow Murdoch Source wikiopidio BBC http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/south_asia/74938.stm
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rotinaj posted:The modern day of scifi authors would send him into a screaming tizzy Froghammer fucked around with this message at 02:39 on Jan 20, 2024 |
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Making him read ann leckie's work and watching him immedietly sputter out learning the Human empire of the Radchaai only use she/her pronouns and are monogendered.
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We’re just recommending media to each other now, aren’t we?
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I was imagining him just trying to read a China Mieville book. Aloud.
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I thought it was bizarre he just played that whole Rachel Maddow clips, uninterrupted, and then had almost no commentary on it. "oops this clip actually makes me look real bad, ummm... demons!!"
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I had to stop and make sure that wasn't a clip that Dan started playing to rebut Alex. Maybe check the content of clips before playing them, Crew. fake edit: i am not mad at the crew.
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Marsupial Ape posted:We’re just recommending media to each other now, aren’t we?
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Ok, hear me out: how long before AJ is so desperate for money that he finally catches up to 2018 and tries to run an actual play RPG live stream? Could you imagine Alex Jones as a Dungeon Master?
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Marsupial Ape posted:Ok, hear me out: how long before AJ is so desperate for money that he finally catches up to 2018 and tries to run an actual play RPG live stream? Could you imagine Alex Jones as a Dungeon Master? Paranoia? I'd watch. Wouldn't pay, but I'd watch.
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He never left the Satanic Panic and 100% thinks that Dungeons and Dragons is a satanic plot to steal the souls of children That said, yeah he'd probably love Paranoia
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I don’t think I’ve ever heard AJ mention role playing games. It’s football that AJ thinks is Satan’s game.
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What with his chronic inability to distinguish fiction from reality, it's probably for the best that Alex doesn't get into D&D
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Froghammer posted:What with his chronic inability to distinguish fiction from reality, it's probably for the best that Alex doesn't get into D&D I think you’re missing the point of this exercise.
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He’d definitely be a ride-or-die second edition Advanced Dungeons and Dragons guy. Probably lots of Dark Sun, with creepy Gor poo poo bolted on.
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Marsupial Ape posted:Ok, hear me out: how long before AJ is so desperate for money that he finally catches up to 2018 and tries to run an actual play RPG live stream? Could you imagine Alex Jones as a Dungeon Master? You step into the throne room, where you witness hundreds and hundreds of dark elves in a circle performing a satanic dance. They turn and start hissing at you. "Nyeeeeh, nyeeeeh, you will never get our precious Orb of Gartak, because we hate your freedoms and your prospeeeerity! What we love is transgenderism, Klaus Schwab and open booorders!" As they speak you see them putting children in tubes, your children, and, and, and, and this is confirmed, this is all over the mainstream news. They ADMIT that they put hundreds of thousands of children in tubes, hundreds of thousands in every state, every day, and... you don't want to know what they're doing to these children, folks. It's bad. I won't go into it, but just imagine the worst thing they could do to children, and it's worse than that. (Ten second pause.) Now I have a question for you: Will you retreat like the cowards the elites think you are, or will you FIGHT? WILL YOU STAND UP TO DEFEND EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL AND PURE? WILL YOU GRAB THESE DIRTY KOBOLDS BY THE SKULL, politically, non-violently, AND STOMP THEIR GUTS OUT? ROLL FOR INITIATIVE! But first, I need to tell you about the once-in-a-lifetime deals we've got going on all magic items, all gold purchases half-off and double patriot points with the coupon code "PALADIN"--
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Fred is on posted:You step into the throne room, where you witness hundreds and hundreds of dark elves in a circle performing a satanic dance. They turn and start hissing at you. "Nyeeeeh, nyeeeeh, you will never get our precious Orb of Gartak, because we hate your freedoms and your prospeeeerity! What we love is transgenderism, Klaus Schwab and open booorders!" As they speak you see them putting children in tubes, your children, and, and, and, and this is confirmed, this is all over the mainstream news. They ADMIT that they put hundreds of thousands of children in tubes, hundreds of thousands in every state, every day, and... you don't want to know what they're doing to these children, folks. It's bad. I won't go into it, but just imagine the worst thing they could do to children, and it's worse than that. (Ten second pause.) Now I have a question for you: Will you retreat like the cowards the elites think you are, or will you FIGHT? WILL YOU STAND UP TO DEFEND EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL AND PURE? WILL YOU GRAB THESE DIRTY KOBOLDS BY THE SKULL, politically, non-violently, AND STOMP THEIR GUTS OUT? ROLL FOR INITIATIVE! But first, I need to tell you about the once-in-a-lifetime deals we've got going on all magic items, all gold purchases half-off and double patriot points with the coupon code "PALADIN"-- The best post? ILL Machina fucked around with this message at 04:02 on Jan 21, 2024 |
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Glory to Italia!
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Fred is on posted:You step into the throne room, where you witness hundreds and hundreds of dark elves in a circle performing a satanic dance. They turn and start hissing at you. "Nyeeeeh, nyeeeeh, you will never get our precious Orb of Gartak, because we hate your freedoms and your prospeeeerity! What we love is transgenderism, Klaus Schwab and open booorders!" As they speak you see them putting children in tubes, your children, and, and, and, and this is confirmed, this is all over the mainstream news. They ADMIT that they put hundreds of thousands of children in tubes, hundreds of thousands in every state, every day, and... you don't want to know what they're doing to these children, folks. It's bad. I won't go into it, but just imagine the worst thing they could do to children, and it's worse than that. (Ten second pause.) Now I have a question for you: Will you retreat like the cowards the elites think you are, or will you FIGHT? WILL YOU STAND UP TO DEFEND EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL AND PURE? WILL YOU GRAB THESE DIRTY KOBOLDS BY THE SKULL, politically, non-violently, AND STOMP THEIR GUTS OUT? ROLL FOR INITIATIVE! But first, I need to tell you about the once-in-a-lifetime deals we've got going on all magic items, all gold purchases half-off and double patriot points with the coupon code "PALADIN"-- This should be in the OP of the thread.
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TRUE CLERIC VITALITY
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This Periapt of Proof Against Liberalism gives me +2 to Will saves whenever the globalists try to recruit me to their side Also I get double Patriot Points when I shop at infowarsstore.com
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Hed play the gently caress out of Gor and Mage WOD
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Fred is on posted:You step into the throne room, where you witness hundreds and hundreds of dark elves in a circle performing a satanic dance. They turn and start hissing at you. "Nyeeeeh, nyeeeeh, you will never get our precious Orb of Gartak, because we hate your freedoms and your prospeeeerity! What we love is transgenderism, Klaus Schwab and open booorders!" As they speak you see them putting children in tubes, your children, and, and, and, and this is confirmed, this is all over the mainstream news. They ADMIT that they put hundreds of thousands of children in tubes, hundreds of thousands in every state, every day, and... you don't want to know what they're doing to these children, folks. It's bad. I won't go into it, but just imagine the worst thing they could do to children, and it's worse than that. (Ten second pause.) Now I have a question for you: Will you retreat like the cowards the elites think you are, or will you FIGHT? WILL YOU STAND UP TO DEFEND EVERYTHING THAT IS GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL AND PURE? WILL YOU GRAB THESE DIRTY KOBOLDS BY THE SKULL, politically, non-violently, AND STOMP THEIR GUTS OUT? ROLL FOR INITIATIVE! But first, I need to tell you about the once-in-a-lifetime deals we've got going on all magic items, all gold purchases half-off and double patriot points with the coupon code "PALADIN"-- I hate how much I can hear this in Alex's voice lol
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Every time jones says "confirmed!!" that's when you know he's about to drop an extra big pile of bullshit. Also I wonder how many times he's used the exact same stack of papers on his desk to tell you what's really going on. Is it just the same stack of papers every day or does he rotate in stacks?
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Mercury_Storm posted:Every time jones says "confirmed!!" that's when you know he's about to drop an extra big pile of bullshit. Also I wonder how many times he's used the exact same stack of papers on his desk to tell you what's really going on. Is it just the same stack of papers every day or does he rotate in stacks? No they are consistently a new batch of headlines I assume just whatever the crews pulled from zero hedge that day plus any mainstream headlines he can yell about.
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