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Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Dan Campbell, in one postseason, potentially tripling the amount of Lions playoff wins since 1958 would warrant the creation of a song and/or a dance, so that future generations might know of his greatness.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Gonz posted:

Dan Campbell, in one postseason, potentially tripling the amount of Lions playoff wins since 1958 would warrant the creation of a song and/or a dance, so that future generations might know of his greatness.

The Muscle Coach Shuffle

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Kawalimus posted:

God drat it...Detroit now our only hoopoe

No, they're the Lions.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Go Loins! Thrust towards victory!

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Also lost to Coach Nepo Baby

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Black Sunshine posted:

Note to self: excessive bird watching must cause the brain to turn into soup, don't ever take up that hobby.

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.

Grozz Nuy posted:

Not really eager to throw the baby out with the bathwater and go back to the days of J*m T*msula and Chip Kelly.

You fool! If his name is mentioned three times on the same page you summon the Hobo God himself.

It's okay to have fun but Please post responsibly.

Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

You fool! If his name is mentioned three times on the same page you summon the Hobo God himself.

It's okay to have fun but Please post responsibly.

So if I say his name three times, he’ll return?

Tomsula the Mic Rula



Tomsula the Mic Rula




Tomsula the Mic Rula

Chef Boyardeez Nuts
Sep 9, 2011

The more you kick against the pricks, the more you suffer.
I just presume he wanders America like Jack Reacher with (slightly) less solving crimes and (slightly)more banging 60+ barfly strange in your area.

Forrest on Fire
Nov 23, 2012

Mega64 posted:

The Muscle Coach Shuffle

No. Dan Campbell is still in great shape. Muscle Coach Mambo.

Black Lighter
Sep 6, 2010

Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

fartknocker posted:

So if I say his name three times, he’ll return?

Tomsula the Mic Rula



Tomsula the Mic Rula




Tomsula the Mic Rula

Congratulations he is now the head coach of the New York Football Giants

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
Also 2-0 and even 3-0 in the superbowl don’t mean poo poo. The 49ers were 5-0 before their loss in 2012.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Joe Montana and Terry Bradshaw were 4-0 in super bowls. Those are numbers that are unlikely to be matched.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

bone shaking.
soul baking.
The ravens have a long way to go before they have meaningful super bowl records.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Mr. Nice! posted:

The ravens have a long way to go before they have meaningful super bowl records.

Most super bowls starring a murdering piece of poo poo?

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Nice twitter vid, kawalimus

https://x.com/stavvybaby/status/1748875894658105800?s=20

Hizawk
Jun 18, 2004

High on the Lions.

Waltzing Along posted:

Joe Montana and Terry Bradshaw were 4-0 in super bowls. Those are numbers that are unlikely to be matched.

The Lions are only four super Bowls away from matching that record.

AndrewP
Apr 21, 2010

Waltzing Along posted:

Most super bowls starring a murdering piece of poo poo?

But enough about the Colts

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

Forrest on Fire posted:

No. Dan Campbell is still in great shape. Muscle Coach Mambo.

Also the dance is just doing 300 pushups before head butting someone

Pain of Mind
Jul 10, 2004
You are receiving this broadcast as a dream...We are transmitting from the year one nine... nine nine ...You are receiving this broadcast in order t
It is weird, even though the 49ers won, I feel like they lost. Like I was so mentally prepared for a loss with how bad they were the first 3 quarters, I feel disappointed about the outcome even though I wanted them to win.

Freaquency
May 10, 2007

"Yes I can hear you, I don't have ear cancer!"

Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:

I just presume he wanders America like Jack Reacher with (slightly) less solving crimes and (slightly)more banging 60+ barfly strange in your area.

Tomsula is in Europe coaching the Rhein Fire of the ELF and just led them to an undefeated season and a championship

That sounds made up but I swear to god that every word of it is true

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Pain of Mind posted:

It is weird, even though the 49ers won, I feel like they lost. Like I was so mentally prepared for a loss with how bad they were the first 3 quarters, I feel disappointed about the outcome even though I wanted them to win.

I feel you.

Any given sunday, though. You are never as bad as you look or as good as you look. It was a weird game.

And JG would have lost this game.

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Still pissed off did they cut that kicker yet?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
The rookie kicker who made 60/61 XP and was right in the middle of the league in FG percentage?

No.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

Pain of Mind posted:

It is weird, even though the 49ers won, I feel like they lost. Like I was so mentally prepared for a loss with how bad they were the first 3 quarters, I feel disappointed about the outcome even though I wanted them to win.

Totally agree. They played like poop from a butt and looked like the worse team. Especially Purdy, I am not accustomed to seeing him play like that, he missed like ten throws that were short and easy and should've been automatic.

Lucky thing Love missed a few throws too, he missed about three passes over the middle where he threw behind the receiver, except he paid for it more than Purdy with a pick and some failed third down conversions.

Despite the win I hope they are having some hard conversations this next week, because that was not it

MJeff
Jun 2, 2011

THE LIAR

Waltzing Along posted:

The rookie kicker who made 60/61 XP and was right in the middle of the league in FG percentage?

No.

He was talking about the Packers lovely rookie kicker, not the 49ers lovely rookie kicker. :v:

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Play posted:

Totally agree. They played like poop from a butt and looked like the worse team. Especially Purdy, I am not accustomed to seeing him play like that, he missed like ten throws that were short and easy and should've been automatic.

Lucky thing Love missed a few throws too, he missed about three passes over the middle where he threw behind the receiver, except he paid for it more than Purdy with a pick and some failed third down conversions.

Despite the win I hope they are having some hard conversations this next week, because that was not it

Love also had a few defenders fall down and one awfully blatant PI that set up a TD.

Scarabrae
Oct 7, 2002

Mustached Demon posted:

Love also had a few defenders fall down and one awfully blatant PI that set up a TD.

Not sure what’s Love got to do with it

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Pain of Mind posted:

It is weird, even though the 49ers won, I feel like they lost. Like I was so mentally prepared for a loss with how bad they were the first 3 quarters, I feel disappointed about the outcome even though I wanted them to win.

You may be suffering from Ravens Brain.

Jean-Paul Shartre
Jan 16, 2015

this sentence no verb


Freaquency posted:

Tomsula is in Europe coaching the Rhein Fire of the ELF and just led them to an undefeated season and a championship

That sounds made up but I swear to god that every word of it is true

Dude gets to coach football with no press in his face, drink real beer, and has healthcare. Man is Winning.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005
The weather conditions definitely contributed to both teams looking like poo poo. They may have looked like poo poo without the conditions but the conditions definitely helped.

Shindragon
Jun 6, 2011

by Athanatos
Lot of 49ers DB were slipping. Kyle realy needs them to practice in the rain or sprinklers or some poo poo.

Purdy is not good in the rain.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Kawalimus posted:

Why? Just run McCaffery

Shanahan Difficulty Level: Impossible

Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Shindragon posted:

Lot of 49ers DB were slipping. Kyle realy needs them to practice in the rain or sprinklers or some poo poo.

Purdy is not good in the rain.

Purdy's played like three games in the rain, it has to be something he works on this offseason.

It only rains in Santa Clara during playoff moths, so it's hard to practice during the season. I don't think anyone would be happy if they turned on the hoses and wasted a ton of water, either.

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

Victorious Radia posted:

experience joy. embrace a loved one. play Pillars of Eternity 2: Deadfire

all of that is for after the game.

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Coldforge posted:

Purdy's played like three games in the rain, it has to be something he works on this offseason.

It only rains in Santa Clara during playoff moths, so it's hard to practice during the season. I don't think anyone would be happy if they turned on the hoses and wasted a ton of water, either.

Spend his summer training on Vancouver Island.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Coldforge posted:

Purdy's played like three games in the rain, it has to be something he works on this offseason.

It only rains in Santa Clara during playoff moths, so it's hard to practice during the season. I don't think anyone would be happy if they turned on the hoses and wasted a ton of water, either.

just dunk the ball in water before the snap.

Papercut
Aug 24, 2005

FizFashizzle posted:

just dunk the ball in water before the snap.

Literally do this all offseason

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Coldforge
Oct 29, 2002

I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

FizFashizzle posted:

just dunk the ball in water before the snap.

If it's just his grip, sure, but you can't spend an entire practice doing that unless the game is for sure going to be in the rain. Two practices once a year isn't enough.

I think he needs the experience on top of the grip, though. Rain drag on the ball and vision are just as important as "slippery ball."

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