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TREN should just cut to the chase and be a movie entirely about the professional Light Cycle league. Basically just remake Gladiator scene for scene but replace the swords with motorcycles and paint glowing lines on everyone.
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The MSJ posted:Wait. Neon lines? "TR3N"? This is secretly a Starlight Express adaptation. Please please please please please
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They should follow Joseph Kosinski’s example and have this next film be scored by M83.
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The MSJ posted:Wait. Neon lines? "TR3N"? This is secretly a Starlight Express adaptation. As long as Electra's number is a banger.
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Something weird I just found out about is in 2020 Charles Band crapped out a cash in Covid horror movie which was just like 5 minutes of new footage combined with redubbed footage of Hell of the Living Dead and Zombies vs Strippers. Also he apparently did this multiple times?
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I’ve seen puppet master, head of the family and one other movie from him. He stinks. Like a Paul ws anderson version of Lloyd Kaufman
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muscles like this! posted:Something weird I just found out about is in 2020 Charles Band crapped out a cash in Covid horror movie which was just like 5 minutes of new footage combined with redubbed footage of Hell of the Living Dead and Zombies vs Strippers. Also he apparently did this multiple times? It was one of the worst things I've ever watched
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muscles like this! posted:Something weird I just found out about is in 2020 Charles Band crapped out a cash in Covid horror movie which was just like 5 minutes of new footage combined with redubbed footage of Hell of the Living Dead and Zombies vs Strippers. Also he apparently did this multiple times? I know how hard the indie horror business can be, and Band has survived in it for essentially his whole adult life. But that’s even worse than Jim Wynorski making Raptor, where he shot about 25% new footage and frankensteined the rest out of bits and pieces of the Carnosaur movies. It’s his studio, he can do what he wants, but good lord, what a thing to do to your reputation for a few bucks. Then again, it’s Charlie Band… anyone who isn’t defending him probably acknowledges that he makes stuff for cheap down to a target audience. And I write that from a position of affection, I root for indie horror… but that’s just sad. Hasturtium fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Jan 20, 2024 |
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muscles like this! posted:Something weird I just found out about is in 2020 Charles Band crapped out a cash in Covid horror movie which was just like 5 minutes of new footage combined with redubbed footage of Hell of the Living Dead and Zombies vs Strippers. Also he apparently did this multiple times? Are you suggesting the man who managed to crank out at least two or three Puppet Master sequels out of footage from previous Puppet Master movies, made a cash in Covid horror movie out of footage from unrelated films? Because that's the least shocking thing I've heard about Richard Band since I noticed his ripping off of the Psycho score for the Re-Animator theme. Richard Band owns and the cinematic world is going to be a worse place when he and Corman finally kick the bucket.
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joylessdivision posted:Are you suggesting the man who managed to crank out at least two or three Puppet Master sequels out of footage from previous Puppet Master movies, made a cash in Covid horror movie out of footage from unrelated films? To be fair Re-Animator and its score comprehensively slap, I don’t mind Band assembling a new score with its own clear identity from the bones of the old. Feels thematically relevant, even. God, don’t remind me Corman is mortal.
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I like to imagine that Band is constantly calculating how many movies he could make out of whatever he is watching at the time.
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joylessdivision posted:Are you suggesting the man who managed to crank out at least two or three Puppet Master sequels out of footage from previous Puppet Master movies, made a cash in Covid horror movie out of footage from unrelated films?
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Chairman Capone posted:They should follow Joseph Kosinski’s example and have this next film be scored by M83. M83: *sees Jared Leto casting* "naw naw naw NAW"
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Charles Band made Band of Brothers?
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Darthemed posted:You’re mixing up the Band brothers. Charles is the director/producer, Richard is the composer. I could have sworn Charles was credited for the theme on that one. I know Richard did the sweet rear end score for "Night of the Demons"
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Richard Band's Puppet Master theme is sick
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He is tired and his eyes are growing old But his blood runs through the instrument and his song is in its soul
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I only watched the Blade Runner sequel because a goon said Leto was in it for five minutes max
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Professor Shark posted:I only watched the Blade Runner sequel because a goon said Leto was in it for five minutes max Seems unnecessary when you could’ve just waited for the five minute Jared Leto supercut to hit YouTube tbh
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leto is fine, even good in BR2049. playing a creep is up the creeps alley
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Grendels Dad posted:I like to imagine that Band is constantly calculating how many movies he could make out of whatever he is watching at the time. Still pales in comparison to Godfrey Ho.
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joylessdivision posted:I could have sworn Charles was credited for the theme on that one. I know Richard did the sweet rear end score for "Night of the Demons"
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Darthemed posted:If you’re talking about the 1988 one, that was a whole different pair of low-budget horror brothers; Kevin Tenney directed and it was scored by his brother, Dennis Michael Tenney. I went looking for the 88 score after I posted and learned it was Tenney. I cannot for the life of me remember which 80's horror movie I was thinking of that had a Richard Band score that wasn't directed by Charles now.
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the most period correct movie of alltime
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There's a picture floating around of Adam Scott's character holding a fortune cookie and seeing as he is rumored to be playing a young Uncle Ben people are already guessing they're going to make it so that he gets the "great power" line from said cookie.
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Oh my god that would be amazingly stupid lol Tars Tarkas posted:lol Madame Web is set in 2003 If they don’t play Gay Bar by Electric Six they clearly don’t know what the culture wants
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Did 9/11 happen in the Sonyverse? Is Madame Web going to find the Iraqi WMD program?
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Mortal Kombat 2 has finished filming and I guess they got me because originally I wasn't going to give a poo poo but then they cast Karl Urban as Johnny Cage.
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muscles like this! posted:Mortal Kombat 2 has finished filming and I guess they got me because originally I wasn't going to give a poo poo but then they cast Karl Urban as Johnny Cage.
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muscles like this! posted:Mortal Kombat 2 has finished filming and I guess they got me because originally I wasn't going to give a poo poo but then they cast Karl Urban as Johnny Cage. Will they have the actual tournament in this one? Because it would be hilarious if they made a whole franchise of "When will they get to the fireworks factory?"
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Rageaholic posted:That's the sequel to the 2021 one that premiered on HBO? That one was pretty poo poo, but Karl Urban could class up a sequel. Yeah that one was just boring and kind of bad with the only good part being Kano (who I think dies?) AceOfFlames posted:Will they have the actual tournament in this one? Because it would be hilarious if they made a whole franchise of "When will they get to the fireworks factory?" They added a bunch more characters for this one so who knows.
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joylessdivision posted:I went looking for the 88 score after I posted and learned it was Tenney. I cannot for the life of me remember which 80's horror movie I was thinking of that had a Richard Band score that wasn't directed by Charles now. Honestly, I feel a little sorry for Richard Band. He has enough genuine chops that he could have been a real go-to guy for larger studios’ horror scores if not for Charlie effectively locking him down to Full Moon.
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1stGear posted:Did 9/11 happen in the Sonyverse? Is Madame Web going to find the Iraqi WMD program? They were in the Amazon with her mother when she was researching spiders just before she died.
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muscles like this! posted:Yeah that one was just boring and kind of bad with the only good part being Kano (who I think dies?) Joe Taslim as Sub Zero and Hiroyuki Sanada as Scorpion were fun too, unfortunately the former was heavily involved in the movie's lovely nonsensical plot and the latter was barely there. The movie nailed a few things from the game, but then had the most bafflingly generic protagonist ever, and overall looked and felt like the wrong kind of hack job.
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I dunno what yall are complaining about, I loved seeing the escapades of my favourite original character COLE YOUNG and the birthmark that gives him special powers!
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davidspackage posted:They were in the Amazon with her mother when she was researching spiders just before she died. Wait wasn't Morbius also in the Amazon but researching bats?
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Are you really expecting ChatGPT to write two totally different types of script for them...?
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Cacator posted:I dunno what yall are complaining about, I loved seeing the escapades of my favourite original character COLE YOUNG and the birthmark that gives him
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