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HKR: Jan 13, 2006; there is no universe where duke nukem would not be a trans ally

I said come in! posted:

If Trump loses in 2024, can the country finally pivot to finally not being a terrible place to live and be a citizen of?

only worse, not better

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:26

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# ? May 30, 2024 05:10

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

Question is what % of Desantis supporters will go to Trump vs Hailey

Something tells me Trump is not getting 90-100% of those

Are there even enough for it to matter?

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:26

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

I said come in! posted:

If Trump loses in 2024, can the country finally pivot to finally not being a terrible place to live and be a citizen of?

inshallah

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:26

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

Every single Republican is a spineless turd just lmao

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:27

kuarduck: Nov 15, 2012; I'm in disguise, you stupid tart!

kazil posted:

Every single Republican is a spineless turd just lmao

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:29

I said come in!: Jun 22, 2004

kazil posted:

Every single Republican is a spineless turd just lmao

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:30

Bottom Liner: Feb 15, 2006; a specific vein of lasagna

I said come in! posted:

If Trump loses in 2024, can the country finally pivot to finally not being a terrible place to live and be a citizen of?

This won't happen until the GOP dissolves completely and Dems are pushed left.

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:31

Sedgr: Sep 16, 2007; Neat!

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:32

withak: Jan 15, 2003; Fun Shoe

lmfao

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:33

Sydney Bottocks: Oct 15, 2004

kazil posted:

Every single Republican is a spineless turd just lmao

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:35

Coolguye: Jul 6, 2011; Required by his programming!

Bottom Liner posted:

This won't happen until the GOP dissolves completely and Dems are pushed left.

the former at least doesn't seem completely out of the question at this point. if:
1) trump is nominated
2) trump goes down horribly to various crime trials
3) the GOP doubles down on him out of stubborn idiocy

it could easily fracture into a regional party. regional parties have no reason to exist in american politics.

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:36

fondue: Jul 14, 2002

Pot Smoke Phoenix posted:

TOXX CLAUSE

Trump's not getting re-elected.

There. Everyone can put their minds at rest now.

It ain't gonna happen.

Yes, but have you considered this?

Infinitum posted:

Uh oh Granddads hit the sauce and not making sense again
https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1747818968549634411

... what?

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:36

Catastrophe: Oct 5, 2007; Committed to burn twice as long and half as bright

Ron TheSadGit

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:37

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

i hate it when the banks debank me and electric cars take away my country

gently caress it, i'm convinced. trump has my vote this year

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:38

kazil: Jul 24, 2005; Derpmph trial star reporter!

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:40

Wingnut Ninja: Jan 11, 2003; Mostly Harmless

Ron kisses the ring, but it turns out to be the one on Goatse Guy's hand.

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:42

great username: Dec 28, 2023

Ringo Star Get posted:

Hope you kept the receipt on those high-heeled boots and lifts, Ronnie Boy!

Rob dropping out of the election

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:45

Oscar Wild: Apr 11, 2006; It's good to be a G

nine-gear crow posted:

Donald Trump is an incredibly stupid rear end in a top hat.

Many important people are saying this.

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:45

JeffLeonard: Apr 18, 2003; TV Violence

Silly Burrito posted:

https://x.com/OmarJimenez/status/1749160130686357657?s=20

Get hosed Ron!

And I can guarantee that Casey is so pissed at him, he will not be getting hosed anytime soon.

:lol:

EDIT: This dude is such a milquetoast. At LEAST have some balls and DON'T ENDORSE the dude that bullied you into quitting. What an rear end in a top hat. Good luck trying to be Mr. Tough Guy after that mewling speech.

JeffLeonard fucked around with this message at 21:51 on Jan 21, 2024

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:46

Lamech: Nov 20, 2001; Soiled Meat

Trump 2024
Newsome 2028*
Ronald Whiteman (Vivek) 2032
Mayo Pete 2036
Barron 2040

*_{if country still exists}

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:47

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

I don�t know why he endorsed trump, he�s already on the list

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:47

Waffle House: Oct 27, 2004; You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.

kazil posted:

POOR LITTLE RON DESANCTIMONIOUS, MY INCREDIBLY CLEVER NICKNAME FOR HIM. I GIVE PEOPLE NICKNAMES WHEN I AM NOT AT ALL INSECURE. GONNA STAY WINNING, MY CRIMES ARE A HOAX!

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:48

ben shapino: Nov 22, 2020; Can't post for 4 hours!

I said come in! posted:

If Trump loses in 2024, can the country finally pivot to finally not being a terrible place to live and be a citizen of?

Nothing will fundamentally change

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:49

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr: Dec 22, 2018; I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

fondue posted:

Yes, but have you considered this?

... what?

Could be about ESG financing clauses but worded with brain worms going anti-woke?

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:50

Convex: Aug 19, 2010

Henry Lee Mucus posted:

Gone DeSantis

bye ron

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=33izVlIOgnQ

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:50

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Yeah Trump losing doesn�t actually change anything. The republicans will go the same direction they were always going. The next guy just won�t be so crass about it making it more palatable to the higher tiers of society

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:51

zone: Dec 6, 2016

So long DeathSantis lmfao :getin:

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:52

pop fly to McGillicutty: Feb 2, 2004; A peckish little mouse!

So Long, and Thanks For All The Boots

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:54

Vire: Nov 4, 2005; Like a Bosh

I don't see how Republicans go away until Democrats do something about the Supreme Court and stuff the courts. They will legislate from the bench and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:55

steinrokkan: Apr 2, 2011; Soiled Meat

A Ron DeSantis endorsement may just be the one thing capable of derailing Trump's candidacy

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:55

morningdrew: Jul 18, 2003; It's toe-tapping-ly tragic!

Love the shade from ABC here

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:55

LividLiquid: Apr 13, 2002

QuarkJets posted:

The best thing that could happen is Donald Trump wins the republican nomination, at the convention he chokes to death on a hot dog live on stage, and the republicans tear each other apart accusing each other of giving trump a lethal hot dog

"Radical left democrats conspired to murder our greatest President."

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:55

Murdstone: Jun 14, 2005; I'm feeling Jimmy

fondue posted:

... what?

Flag on the moon, how did it get there? A woman's purse. Electric cars political debanking.

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:56

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Vire posted:

I don't see how Republicans go away until Democrats do something about the Supreme Court and stuff the courts. They will legislate from the bench and there is nothing anyone can do about it.

The Supreme Court is literally seeing a case to make judges more powerful now that they have the power after restricting it in the 80s because judges leaned liberal

# ? Jan 21, 2024 21:57