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david_a
Apr 24, 2010




Megamarm

Laserjet 4P posted:

Helvete, we’ll do halvtreds inbakad. Bjørn, fire up the oven.

Leave it to the Danes to take it to the gluttonous extreme

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SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

axolotl farmer posted:

That's when you take another pizza dough and put it on top of the regular pizza.



Never tried it, because I like my pizza toppings baked and not boiled :catstare:

Wait #39 UFO
I was a fool all along
This is disclosure. They're here, among us.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Unidenti-Fried Object

Powerful Katrinka
Oct 11, 2021

an admin fat fingered a permaban and all i got was this lousy av

axolotl farmer posted:

Swedish pizza is actually pretty good.



Mmm, skinka and öst. I'm convinced

Crazy Achmed
Mar 13, 2001

AARD VARKMAN posted:

some more swedish pizzas



I want to believe this is actually just a lahmacun with salad, sauce and fries heaped on top. Please?

HELLOMYNAMEIS___
Dec 30, 2007

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Oh wow

Porfiriato
Jan 4, 2016


Been a while since there was a truly disturbing pizza in this thread, congrats.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Pizza tartare

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

yeah that's .

:discourse: :thumbsup:

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
i think thats on cardboard

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
It gets worse the more I look at it

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR

null_pointer posted:

I'd forgotten how erudite Action Bronson is.

Anyone with a cursory grasp of the culinary lexicon can write raps like Action Bronson. Observe:

Andouille smoked tripe, tomatillos aint' ripe,
ride the Harley with the straight pipes, aaaahh.
got the kitchen tan braisin' the coq au vin,
eyebrows singed,
binge watchin' Roseanne on the Netflix, Chex Mix,
three more orders breadsticks.
dancehall, strip mall, Ghostbusters pinball,
when I was a yout it was long games of Pitfall

Here's another one:

Nutella, mortadella, watchin' Dave Chappelle-a, knives sharp like Nella.
Priscilla Presley wearin' chinchilla, check me.
Sous-vide the dank weed, leather shoulder patches on the tweed.
La Raza eatin' kielbasa, front row of the ballet, big tip for the valet.

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.

Now THIS is sewer pizza! :barf:

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I sent a photo of sewer pizza to an italian coworker and he asked for the day off

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Dokapon Findom posted:

Now THIS is sewer pizza! :barf:

Yeah. Yeah, that's the runner up to sewer pizza. :(

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!



:gonk: Are those shrimps uncooked?


This pizza is making me cry.

Desperado Bones fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Jan 22, 2024

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Desperado Bones posted:

:gonk: Are those shrimps uncooked?

Looks like barely thawed frozen cooked shrimp. I'd imagine that contributed to how... wet... the pizza is.

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Looks like barely thawed frozen cooked shrimp. I'd imagine that contributed to how... wet... the pizza is.

Pie wet, smack prawn

Dokapon Findom
Dec 5, 2022

They hated Futanari because His posts were shit.
I think those are canned tailless shrimp.

Or some kind of small pastry...

Bold Robot
Jan 6, 2009

Be brave.



What’s all of the brown stuff?

free hubcaps posted:

Pie wet, smack prawn

:golfclap:

Desperado Bones
Aug 29, 2009

Cute, adorable, and creepy at the same time!


Bold Robot posted:

What’s all of the brown stuff?

Looks like my cat's food.

Profanity
Aug 26, 2005
Grimey Drawer
Today I learned that pizza can contract gangrene.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Profanity posted:

Today I learned that pizza can contract gangrene.

lots of other diseases too. we've seen quite a few.

Philthy
Jan 28, 2003

Pillbug

uber_stoat posted:

yeah that's .

:discourse: :thumbsup:

:gooncamp:

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
you know, i can't put my finger on it but i feel like filthy is rotating in the wrong direction

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
it goes against the left to right letter order somehow

it just aint natural

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Post the worst pizza ever in this thread: it just aint natural

AARD VARKMAN
May 17, 1993
https://i.imgur.com/puApB2d.mp4

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
A wide noodle broke the internet?

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



The tubes are only so big

Aramis
Sep 22, 2009



It's just lasagna. IT'S JUST LASAGNA!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Lasagna, but gross looking

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
They did wide on a noodle.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
gently caress You Japan

Barudak
May 7, 2007

I eat a lot of garbage food here and aint never seen that noodle. I think its just a pure troll.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I think all fresh flat noodles look like that before they cut them to size.

I mean, it's just flat, wide, dough. From the appearance.

I really don't get what's special about a giant piece of noodle. I'd hate that.

edit: you know, like this

Pennywise the Frown fucked around with this message at 00:14 on Jan 23, 2024

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

Lasagno

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Also if in Tokyo, Devil Craft makes a good deep dish pizza and carries an excellent stable of local beers on tap.

That crust in the vid looks like the garbage slop they serve at Butcher Republic and call a deep dish

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Hasturtium
May 19, 2020

And that year, for his birthday, he got six pink ping pong balls in a little pink backpack.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I think all fresh flat noodles look like that before they cut them to size.

I mean, it's just flat, wide, dough. From the appearance.

I really don't get what's special about a giant piece of noodle. I'd hate that.

edit: you know, like this



That’s precisely what this is. Somebody didn’t bother slicing a sheet of homemade noodle, and now they’re slathering it in goo and hoping it’ll go viral.

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