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BrianWilly posted:Can't wait for the 2037 Wonder Woman reboot starring pansexual bondage-enthusiast Diana Prince finally, a DC character I could identify with Codependent Poster posted:Oh there's a point for that. "You know that story thread no one cared about in The Amazing Spider-Man 1 and 2? What if we tried it A-GAIN"
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:finally, a DC character I could identify with https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6TMOMTtAMBI&t=14s
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I want to find whomever at Sony that is really invested in Peter's parents and tell them just to stop, in the strongest possible manner.
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When they were making ASM2 Sony asked Kevin Feige for advice and he told them to knock off with the Peter's parents stuff but I guess someone there just really has a bug up their butt about it.
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Ebon Moss-Bachrach essentially confirms he has been cast as The Thing. Casting allegedly finished right before the strike last year, but hasn't been announced publicly. That means that the rumors about Mr. Fantastic and The Thing have been more or less confirmed, but still no information/confirmation on Human Torch or Sue Storm (rumored to be Joseph Quinn and Vanessa Kirby). https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1749203948668363068
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muscles like this! posted:When they were making ASM2 Sony asked Kevin Feige for advice and he told them to knock off with the Peter's parents stuff but I guess someone there just really has a bug up their butt about it. Said it before but someone at Sony must really think Spider-Man's parents are like Batman's or Harry Potter's. Or want them to be. If the story is true, originally Stan Lee didn't care about them and didn't think others would either, but eventually after enough fan mail questions he wrote the Annual issue that explained things. And then after that and for so many years the comics went back to being silent about them again.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:"You know that story thread no one cared about in The Amazing Spider-Man 1 and 2? What if we tried it A-GAIN" Apparently, it was literally this, but then they tried to turn it into Tom Holland and realized the timelines didn't match up, so they just gave up and removed all of the more explicit connections.
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I wonder if they forgot/didn't realize the MCU is like 8 years ahead of real time.
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Lobok posted:Said it before but someone at Sony must really think Spider-Man's parents are like Batman's or Harry Potter's. Or want them to be. At this point I look at Batman and just think "get over it.". I'm so sick of Thomas and Martha Wayne.
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I feel like "psychic future-reading hero has to stop a villain whose goal is to alter the future" feels pretty reasonable as a set piece compared to, say, "Peter Parker's father is the most important man to ever exist."
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ImpAtom posted:I feel like "psychic future-reading hero has to stop a villain whose goal is to alter the future" feels pretty reasonable as a set piece compared to, say, "Peter Parker's father is the most important man to ever exist." I don't think Peter's parents are going to be important except in the fact that they're Peter's parents. I doubt this is a ASM situation where there's some mystery or importance to the actual characters outside of that. Purely a standard "Kill your parents so you're never born" type of thing. Either way the movie isn't going to be good but I don't think they're putting any undue importance on the characters of Richard and Mary Parker.
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ImpAtom posted:I feel like "psychic future-reading hero has to stop a villain whose goal is to alter the future" feels pretty reasonable as a set piece compared to, say, "Peter Parker's father is the most important man to ever exist." Technically it's Peter Parker's father's sperm that is what is important here.
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Seems like it would be much easier to just hire Peter's parents for a lucrative job that requires them to move away from NYC and prevents Peter from ever taking a field trip to see genetically engineered spiders. If you've already invented time travel, then surely you have the resources to offer a $125k salary and moving expenses to Kansas City in 1998.
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Leon Trotsky 2012 posted:Seems like it would be much easier to just hire Peter's parents for a lucrative job that requires them to move away from NYC and prevents Peter from ever taking a field trip to see genetically engineered spiders. That's never how predestination works. 15 year old Peter Parker's Missouri highschool takes a field trip to NYC to see the state of the art Oscorp biolab. All that would get you is a way more racist Spider-Man.
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Is this supposed to be linked to MCU Spider-Man, because I don't feel like Tom Holland was 13 in Civil War
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If we're going that direction they can also just bump into Peter's father on the subway the day Peter was conceived thus making him one second late to bonetown and Peter-Sperm probably losing the sperm race.
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Arist posted:Is this supposed to be linked to MCU Spider-Man, because I don't feel like Tom Holland was 13 in Civil War Yes, but only in the weirdest loosest sense. It was originally going to be set in the Amazing Spider-Man universe and be set in the 90's, but they changed it to early 2000's to accommodate the Tom Holland age.
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Aphrodite posted:That's never how predestination works. 15 year old Peter Parker's Missouri highschool takes a field trip to NYC to see the state of the art Oscorp biolab. Ah, the Spider-Man: Lotus version.
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kiminewt posted:If we're going that direction they can also just bump into Peter's father on the subway the day Peter was conceived thus making him one second late to bonetown and Peter-Sperm probably losing the sperm race. The dastardly villain “Dick and ball puncher”! Aided by his accomplice “hot oven at crotch level man”!
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The Beekeeper is basically a comic book movie, everyone go see it. I love that Statham keeps doing these goofy rear end movies between this and the Meg 2, which was another comic book movie.
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Brazilianpeanutwar posted:The dastardly villain “Dick and ball puncher”! Aided by his accomplice “hot oven at crotch level man”! The weirdest crime spree in New York in 2003. Some dude punching guys in the dick, and get this, all of his victims were named Richard Parker. Madkal fucked around with this message at 01:51 on Jan 23, 2024 |
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Madkal posted:The weirdest crime spree in New York in 2003. Some dude punching guys in the dick, and get this, all of his victims were named Richard Parker. SVU started in 1999, that means Ice Cube could be on this case.
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Aphrodite posted:SVU started in 1999, that means Ice T could be on this case. "Kids on the street are calling it nutpucker. Newest craze"
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Aphrodite posted:SVU started in 1999, that means Ice Cube could be on this case. “You mean to tell me this dude gets off on punching other dudes in the dick?”
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Ice Cube could also be there, you're not the boss of him.
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The_Doctor posted:“You mean to tell me this dude gets off on punching other dudes in the dick?” Yes but that's just Stabler
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Munch would be all over the dickpunch conspiracy. RIP
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Madkal posted:The weirdest crime spree in New York in 2003. Some dude punching guys in the dick, and get this, all of his victims were named Richard Parker. So it’s the Terminator, but Arnold just rochambeaus people? Couldn’t be worse than Genisys.
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Retrowave Joe posted:So it’s the Terminator, but Arnold just rochambeaus people? Couldn’t be worse than Genisys. "I need your motorcycle, your clothes, and very specifically those steel-toed boots"
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Cool...? This is possibly the weirdest clip they could have picked to be the first look at the movie. https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1749665169288909038
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I mean it just kind of solidifies it as Superhero Final Destination
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It will be funny if it is actually good.
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Mr Hootington posted:It will be funny if it is actually good. I mean, the concept is solid enough that I'm kind of interested, which is at least something. It's just that it has so much baggage attached to it that keeps me from being interested enough to actually watch it.
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Mr Hootington posted:It will be funny if it is actually good. I doubt it'll be actually good-good but it could be Venom-style bad-good.
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ImpAtom posted:I doubt it'll be actually good-good but it could be Venom-style bad-good. Venom's defining quality is that it has an incredibly energetic lead performance by Tom Hardy, beloved actor. I can't see Fifty Shades lady delivering that.
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Per Ryan Reynolds’ Twitter, Deadpool 3 finished filming
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Jamesman posted:I mean, the concept is solid enough that I'm kind of interested, which is at least something. It's just that it has so much baggage attached to it that keeps me from being interested enough to actually watch it. It’s like The Flash, in that I am extremely interested in it but also absolutely do not want to see it. Every detail just raises so many questions, most of which are “fuckin’ what?”
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The Aquaman 2 after credits scene: https://twitter.com/CBMovieFan/status/1750088678012047623
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