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WHO IS THE THROAT GOAT?
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Dec 30, 2023 23:02
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*droopy dog voice* I've been bleaching my anus
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Dec 31, 2023 00:05
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BABBLEBLURTS!!!
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Dec 31, 2023 01:18
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BigBadSteve posted:WHO IS THE THROAT GOAT? Nancy
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I woke up today and the only thing on my mind was how come carrots, cabbage and wheat are the only vegetables that come shredded
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Jan 6, 2024 01:23
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4 itchy tasty
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Jan 6, 2024 01:35
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deep dish peat moss posted:I woke up today and the only thing on my mind was how come carrots, cabbage and wheat are the only vegetables that come shredded Lettuce, onion... Terry Schiavo's abs
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Jan 6, 2024 02:43
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I sometimes have random ideas for holiday movie titles pop into my head, but no clear outline of the story in order to submit them to the Hallmark Channel.
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Jan 6, 2024 05:33
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Drugs are Dad
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Jan 6, 2024 19:24
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i lost the use of my jeans in 'nam
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Jan 6, 2024 19:54
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Shittity gently caress
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Jan 6, 2024 20:58
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Beep
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Jan 6, 2024 22:59
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Your skin. Give it to me.
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Jan 7, 2024 03:07
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Pasta with butter and jam
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Jan 7, 2024 04:21
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That pussy meat done expire , boy
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Jan 7, 2024 05:32
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Let's party! Somewhere, somehow, someone's going to pay. BastardAus fucked around with this message at 05:42 on Jan 7, 2024 |
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Jan 7, 2024 05:37
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Knock-knock-knockin' on Kevin's door
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Jan 8, 2024 07:35
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Suguh Magnolia
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A small frantic man bursts through the door, the others in the room are working so hard at their desks they don't even look up. The man scrambles through smoky haze filling the cluttered office, dodging desks and knocking over ash trays. He arrives at a long table surrounded by smoking men in disheveled suits, he removes a large rolled up sheet of blue paper from a tube. The other men watch him in patient silence as he clears the entire table while unrolling the paper in one motion. Their eyes light up, several drop their cigarettes, one hugs another and they weep together. The paper, a diagram, is labeled "Cockopolis"
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Jan 8, 2024 17:12
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the MOTHER of ALL FUCKERS
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Jan 14, 2024 05:24
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ChthonicMasturbatr posted:the MOTHER of ALL FUCKERS i like this one
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Jan 14, 2024 05:35
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"I think animals should vote" "Who are they going to vote for?" "Not you"
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Jan 14, 2024 06:35
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"you should stay alive, you'll be useful at some point here"
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Jan 14, 2024 07:46
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Gnaw my bone cock
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Jan 15, 2024 21:41
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Mine the ice, stack the blocks, mine the ice, stack the blocks
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Jan 15, 2024 21:49
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Me WONGA-TAA, King of Jungle!
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Jan 15, 2024 22:24
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do poltergeists even realize how obnoxious they're being?
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Give me a lever made of exotic matter and a place to stand and an immobile fulcrum and I'll move the world
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that really chaps my crack
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What if I have an ugly skeleton?
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Jan 21, 2024 06:53
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That part of the RedLetterMedia Star Wars review where Plinkett says "What's the rush, Chancellor?"
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Steamy... (There was nothing steamy happening)
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Jan 23, 2024 16:59
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wish I could stretch my teeth
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Jan 27, 2024 08:53
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deep dish peat moss posted:wish I could stretch my teeth Braces my friend.
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Jan 27, 2024 11:18
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Why does my leg itch?
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Jan 27, 2024 14:02
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Haptical Sales Slut posted:Braces my friend. I mean stretch them like a muscle. Like a warmup before eating
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Jan 27, 2024 17:59
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Yuh pull sixteen tons, whaddya get? Anothuh day olduh and deepuh in debt.
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Jan 27, 2024 18:17
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Do you kiss your rear end goodbye with that mouth?
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ChthonicMasturbatr posted:Do you kiss your rear end goodbye with that mouth? lol
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