2023 NFL Coaching Carousel: The Night of Short Drives

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A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

Diva Cupcake posted:

I'm not sure Vrabel gets a gig this offseason based off the interviews and I doubt he takes a DC somewhere. Probably a year off candidate.

This is what Matt LaFleur is trying to figure out.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 18:17

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# ? May 25, 2024 15:14

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Diva Cupcake posted:

I'm not sure Vrabel gets a gig this offseason based off the interviews and I doubt he takes a DC somewhere. Probably a year off candidate.

2025 Jets HC

# ? Jan 23, 2024 18:28

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

Macdonald needs to go to Seattle to stop LA and SF

# ? Jan 23, 2024 18:32

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

mcmagic posted:

2025 Jets HC

2025 OSU HC

# ? Jan 23, 2024 18:32

Flikken: Oct 23, 2009; 10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Woozie66 posted:

2025 OSU HC

Buckeyes fans are delusional.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 18:41

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

https://x.com/acosta32_jp/status/1749847191160524922?s=20

# ? Jan 23, 2024 18:44

C-Euro: Mar 20, 2010; Soiled Meat

Woozie66 posted:

2025 OSU HC

The next Ohio State head coach is already with the program, and he even has NFL experience!

Bill O'Brien lol

# ? Jan 23, 2024 18:44

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Woozie66 posted:

It's interesting because Joe Brady was the architect of some dog poo poo NFL offense before. Turns out a second chance in a better environment can lead to a coach being better than they were before.

In Carolina, Panthers did not practice red zone offense. At the time this was blamed on Brady and Bridgewater just not wanting to push the issue.

In retrospect it was probably Rhule.

SKULL.GIF posted:

Badass.

So Harbaugh, Vrabel, Belichick to Falcons, Seahawks, Chargers (in some mix). Then Ben Johnson to the Commanders. That leaves one head coaching job (Panthers)?

Johnson is going to have to turn down a loving fortune from Tepper to go to Washington first.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 18:46

Bismack Billabongo: Oct 9, 2012; New Love Glow

Greg Roman as the chargers OC would be hilarious

# ? Jan 23, 2024 18:47

Ches Neckbeard: Dec 3, 2005; You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

Do we know if Vrabel has interviewed anywhere?

# ? Jan 23, 2024 18:47

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Do we know if Vrabel has interviewed anywhere?

I think it'd be cool if he ended up in Carolina.

He and Morgan played against each other in the Super bowl and he caught a TD in front of Morgan

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OX7wvkhPEvM

just two former linebacker bros, hanging out, winning games, talking about the told days, calling bryce a little bitch and telling Tepper to gently caress off when "the players" are talking.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 18:49

wandler20: Nov 13, 2002; How many Championships?

Please don't take our handsome OC Carolina.

https://x.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1749836022026756269?s=20

# ? Jan 23, 2024 18:49

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

https://x.com/on3sports/status/1749851976051933521?s=46

LaFleur was right. Dominoes are going to fall today. HERE WE GO!

# ? Jan 23, 2024 18:55

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

wandler20 posted:

Please don't take our handsome OC Carolina.

https://x.com/AaronWilson_NFL/status/1749836022026756269?s=20

I hope they don't give Baker a big extension if they lose Canales. Also if we lose Canales Bowles is absolutely getting fired next year.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 19:05

Impossibly Perfect Sphere: Nov 6, 2002; They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Chargers are about to be legit organization??

# ? Jan 23, 2024 19:21

mcmagic: Jul 1, 2004; If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

Staley to Harbaugh is a mind bogglingly staggering upgrade.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 19:24

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

Flikken posted:

Buckeyes fans are delusional.

I'm not one, and I agree.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 19:33

KYOON GRIFFEY JR: Apr 12, 2010; Runner-up, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

C-Euro posted:

The next Ohio State head coach is already with the program, and he even has NFL experience!

Bill O'Brien lol

From your lips to God�s ears

# ? Jan 23, 2024 19:43

Black Lighter: Sep 6, 2010; Just keep looking at what we're doing, keep watering and ask yourselves first and know 'Are you watering? And are you fertilizing every day?' So when it's time to pop, it'll pop.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:

Chargers are about to be legit organization??

Depends on whether the old witch Alex Spanos offended in 1985 is a Michigan fan

# ? Jan 23, 2024 19:49

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Maybe things aren't....bad?

https://x.com/mike_e_kaye/status/1749862024325079455?s=20

# ? Jan 23, 2024 19:52

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/10106318-nfl-rumors-pete-carroll-making-push-for-chargers-hc-job-amid-jim-harbaugh-buzz.amp.html

Pete Carroll/Jim Harbaugh drama!

# ? Jan 23, 2024 19:56

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Coldforge posted:

https://syndication.bleacherreport.com/amp/10106318-nfl-rumors-pete-carroll-making-push-for-chargers-hc-job-amid-jim-harbaugh-buzz.amp.html

Pete Carroll/Jim Harbaugh drama!

This thread owes me a loving apology.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 19:57

Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

That article is really burying the lede that Snoop Dogg is Pete�s friend and confidante????

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:03

YOLOsubmarine: Oct 19, 2004; When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."

mcmagic posted:

This thread owes me a loving apology.

Article sourcing an unsourced rumor in a throwaway line in a Florio article about how they�re about to sign Harbaugh.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:03

Coldforge: Oct 29, 2002; I knew it would be bad.
I didn't know it would be so stupid.

Docjowles posted:

That article is really burying the lede that Snoop Dogg is Pete�s friend and confidante????

This is hardly news to anyone that�s familiar with Pete Carroll.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:04

Relentlessboredomm: Oct 15, 2006; It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."

Docjowles posted:

That article is really burying the lede that Snoop Dogg is Pete�s friend and confidante????

Pete was in LA for a long time and has a ton of friends there.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:04

Docjowles: Apr 9, 2009

I definitely missed or forgot about this bit of Carroll lore lol

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:09

Woozie66: Sep 8, 2009; I'll wait for the next era

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1749857027965247605?t=q4Ub8i4XZw74JlFJvheTSQ&s=19

Triple Threat Match!!

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:16

shyduck: Oct 3, 2003

Docjowles posted:

I definitely missed or forgot about this bit of Carroll lore lol

Yeah it was a pretty wild time, especially with no pro football in town

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:19

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I would rather have Harbaugh out of those 3.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:19

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

mcmagic posted:

This thread owes me a loving apology.

I'm sorry the Jets suck

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:22

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3 DONG HORSE posted:

I'm sorry the Jets suck

Says the guy who's team lost to the Jets 2 years in a row lol

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:27

Amy Pole Her: Jun 17, 2002

https://www.thescore.com/ncaaf/news/2828873

Oh baby

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:28

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

Amy Pole Her posted:

https://www.thescore.com/ncaaf/news/2828873

Oh baby

He's expected to be the highest-paid coach in the NFL. Spanos is not loving around and going cheap. He wants a COACH.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:29

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

mcmagic posted:

Says the guy who's team lost to the Jets 2 years in a row lol

yeah who gives a poo poo your team is starting a con man or zach wilson lmao and is led by a moron

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:30

Nissin Cup Nudist: Sep 3, 2011; Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land

shyduck posted:

Yeah it was a pretty wild time, especially with no pro football in town

Pete was, and probably still is, one of the most charismatic dudes in college football

His USC practices were wild

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:30

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3 DONG HORSE posted:

yeah who gives a poo poo your team is starting a con man or zach wilson lmao and is led by a moron

you lost to zach wilson 2 years in a row!!!! sad!

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:32

A Sneaker Broker: Feb 14, 2020; Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Pete was, and probably still is, one of the most charismatic dudes in college football

His USC practices were wild

I wish current-era USC had 1% of Pete's culture.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:32

3 DONG HORSE: May 22, 2008; I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization

mcmagic posted:

you lost to zach wilson 2 years in a row!!!! sad!

good job you beat one of the premier teams in the NFL, i hope you enjoy your super bowls

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:32

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# ? May 25, 2024 15:14

FizFashizzle: Mar 30, 2005

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

Pete was, and probably still is, one of the most charismatic dudes in college football

His USC practices were wild

Remember when he and lendale white staged a suicide.

# ? Jan 23, 2024 20:36

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