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War Wizard
Jan 4, 2007

:)
If there's one thing video games have been training me to do, it's defeating god.

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Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


I've maxed out str.
I've got a big stick.
I'm wearing a loincloth.
I'm ready to kill god.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Trump is God’s guardian angel!

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy
beef beef beef
beef the borfer

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



finally a justification for america's level of military spending

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Dapper_Swindler posted:

I know its fun to poo poo on the weirder suburban liberal types, believe me i knew a couple of weirdos from volunterring and just in general, but those folks actually vote at the end of the day, usually for good stuff and usually are cool with good policys too. so i dont mind them.

yeah that's more of a self-jab bc at the time i was really caught up in the fevor that 'things are gonna change!!'

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

sorry, who are they saying is strong enough to defeat God without someone protecting God?

Accipiter
Jan 24, 2004

SINATRA.

Stoatbringer posted:

Trump is God’s guardian angel!

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

jokes posted:

sorry, who are they saying is strong enough to defeat God without someone protecting God?

the woke socialists

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

If your God can be ultimately defeated it was no God at all.

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Steadiman posted:

the woke socialists

why are the bootlickers not sucking up to the people who are stronger than God

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



jokes posted:

why are the bootlickers not sucking up to the people who are stronger than God

Because the woke socialists are simultaneously capable of beating up God but are also weak little easily-triggered snowflakes *gets angry at can of lovely beer and shoots up a walmart*

Squibbles
Aug 24, 2000

Mwaha ha HA ha!

War Wizard posted:

If there's one thing video games have been training me to do, it's defeating god.

It's all part of the plan

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Sedgr posted:

If your God can be ultimately defeated it was no God at all.
tilting at buddhas

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



Speedboat Jones posted:

beef beef beef
beef the borfer

one of the beefiest we've ever seen, with respect to borfer

jokes
Dec 20, 2012

Uh... Kupo?

Quote-Unquote posted:

Because the woke socialists are simultaneously capable of beating up God but are also weak little easily-triggered snowflakes *gets angry at can of lovely beer and shoots up a walmart*

beginning to think republicans are loving dumb but that cant be the case

tell me, did donald trump go to a school for smart people? does he have very good genes? and barron-- how is he with the cyber

Steadiman
Jan 31, 2006

Hey...what kind of party is this? there's no booze and only one hooker!

silly sevens

Squibbles posted:

It's all part of the plan


Honestly, good bloody plan. I'm in

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
i dont see any of that on their website, just weather report stuff

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



War Wizard posted:

If there's one thing video games have been training me to do, it's defeating god.

Earth Defence Force 5 taught us that god wants to stop climate change and therefore must be murdered

Random Stranger
Nov 27, 2009




Voting R so I don't have to live in a jrpg world. My clothes don't have nearly enough belts for that.

Squibbles
Aug 24, 2000

Mwaha ha HA ha!

PhazonLink posted:

i dont see any of that on their website, just weather report stuff

They don't let you in on it til you've already invested at least $1000 into your home weather station setup

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

"What does god need with a starship president"?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Squibbles posted:

It's all part of the plan


solid checklist

Ardemia
Jan 2, 2004

IT IS MY RIGHT TO GET BEHIND THE WHEEL WHEN I'VE PUT BACK SIX SHIRLEY TEMPLES OK

:patriot:

Bixington posted:

Don't know if that one, but....
I do know of Jimmy Quillen, horrible TN House member, who would often rent out a Chinese slaver restaurant in Kingsport for the evening where they would cover a room in napkins so his horribly alcoholism-induced brain damaged wife would pingpong around the room like a Roomba shouting "JIMMY WHERE'S MY CHICKEN." Meanwhile he would rawdog her fat nurse against the wall in open sight. The poor immigrants would eat in another room while all this would happen, the payphone receiver ringing from his labored, greasy thrusts. All of this is 100% true and probably not even top three of crazy poo poo that went down in that place.

Strong Ralph Wiggum telling Chief Wiggum "the teacher and principal were making babies in the closet and the one of the babies looked at me" energy on this one.

Care to inform us what a Chinese slaver restaurant is? I don't think those have made it all the way to western NC from eastern TN yet. Seems more like the kind of BS they would pull in Bristol or Morristown.

Also you mean to tell me they didn't bother to blackmail the guy or give kompromat or idk tell a journalist about any of this?

tek79
Jun 16, 2008

Squibbles posted:

It's all part of the plan


LOL! The libs didn't even put "shoot missiles at God" in their plan.

Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Donald Trump once covered his tongue with wax to win a chili eating contest

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Corn Glizzy posted:

one of the beefiest we've ever seen, with respect to borfer

Very borf in terms of beef

Rockman Reserve
Oct 2, 2007

"Carbons? Purge? What are you talking about?!"

Squibbles posted:

It's all part of the plan


notably, nobody said crime

Quote-Unquote
Oct 22, 2002



Harald posted:

Donald Trump once covered his tongue with wax to win a chili eating contest

Barron: "Hey! My dad may have gained a little weight but he's not some kind of food-crazed maniac!"
Trump:

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

Rockman Reserve posted:

notably, nobody said crime

That is because that is the gay agenda, not weather underground. Please get your liberal conspiracies right.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


ImpAtom posted:

That is because that is the gay agenda, not weather underground. Please get your liberal conspiracies right.

I will live and die by "be gay, do crime".

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

Squibbles posted:

It's all part of the plan


What's the weather underground? Is that an organization that I don't remember, or are they talking the weather that is underground?

'cause I don't like chilly dampness. And if a sentient chilly dampness is going to overthrow the divine creator, the alpha and omega, the lord our savior, and rule the corporeal universe with an iron fist then I don't want to be in this corporeal universe any more.

Sarah Problem
Sep 24, 2002

Because, if you confess with your mouth that Witten is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved

(Grapes)

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

BigHead posted:

What's the weather underground? Is that an organization that I don't remember, or are they talking the weather that is underground?

'cause I don't like chilly dampness. And if a sentient chilly dampness is going to overthrow the divine creator, the alpha and omega, the lord our savior, and rule the corporeal universe with an iron fist then I don't want to be in this corporeal universe any more.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_Underground

StrangersInTheNight
Dec 31, 2007
ABSOLUTE FUCKING GUDGEON

Grey Cat posted:

I will live and die by "be gay, do crime".

"be crime, do gay" is also a solid life mantra

BigHead
Jul 25, 2003
Huh?


Nap Ghost

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Weather_Underground_(weather_service)

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

But weather is above the ground, not under it!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

how can you have weather underground? makes no sense!

e: gently caress

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



DicktheCat posted:

But weather is above the ground, not under it!

look at this guy not knowing about DARPA

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ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

DicktheCat posted:

But weather is above the ground, not under it!

And what, do you think the Reptilians who live beneath our feet don't have sun and rain just like we do? That's very surfacedwellerist of you.
'
The hollow at the center of the Earth has a diverse and flourishing biome.

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