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Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Kaysette posted:

some days you're the worm and some days you're the hole

New thread title?

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salartarium
Sep 7, 2021

EVE Uni WHC is unprepared and failscades against Ugandan Death Squad. After a few days, people go on a witch hunt and blame the alumni in the Opfor Fleet for leaving the campus a mess after they left. They focus on a former FC whose father is a current director and blame his incompetence and his denying that his daughter was a super secret spai as further evidence of his crimes. Everyone makes their own AAR before they can figure out what went on.

Recommendation by Director is that they don't put 2 trillion in a hole before they figure out how to form a QRF to gain hole control.

Fajita Queen
Jun 21, 2012

Eve Online: Take Control of your Hole

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

Johnny Five-Jaces posted:

do not play eve online

Dalmuti
Apr 8, 2007
nice meltdown

corgski
Feb 6, 2007

Silly goose, you're here forever.

salartarium posted:

EVE Uni WHC is unprepared and failscades against Ugandan Death Squad. After a few days, people go on a witch hunt and blame the alumni in the Opfor Fleet for leaving the campus a mess after they left. They focus on a former FC whose father is a current director and blame his incompetence and his denying that his daughter was a super secret spai as further evidence of his crimes. Everyone makes their own AAR before they can figure out what went on.

Recommendation by Director is that they don't put 2 trillion in a hole before they figure out how to form a QRF to gain hole control.

Ok that's pretty funny.

psilocybin laden
Jul 29, 2022
i logged in to eve online

snail
Sep 25, 2008

CHEESE!

psilocybin laden posted:

i logged in to eve online

Did you immediately log back out?

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

psilocybin laden posted:

i logged in to eve online

Gotta get them login rewards!

Ragnar Gunvald
May 13, 2015

Cool and good.

psilocybin laden posted:

i logged in to eve online

I paid for a 24 month sub and haven't logged in again since....

I loving hate this game.

Erulisse
Feb 12, 2019

A bad poster trying to get better.

The MMO HMO › EVE Online 2024: do not play eve online

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

Erulisse posted:

The MMO HMO › EVE Online 2024: do not play eve online

post reported for truth

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.

psilocybin laden posted:

i logged in to eve online

I've started a new job working weird/long hours and I find myself missing logging in to eve: online.

Help, I think I might be broken:smith:

Sixto Lezcano
Jul 11, 2007



It is bittersweet when my internet friends stop logging in to Eve online because now we do not hang out but also I am happy for them and I know they are spending their time in better ways.

Cenodoxus
Mar 29, 2012

while [[ true ]] ; do
    pour()
done


grumplestiltzkin posted:

I've started a new job working weird/long hours and I find myself missing logging in to eve: online.

Help, I think I might be broken:smith:

Every time I start missing eve: online I log in and then I stop missing it.

Also, just got an email from CCP advertising, quite literally, eve: offline

salartarium
Sep 7, 2021

Cenodoxus posted:

Every time I start missing eve: online I log in and then I stop missing it.

Also, just got an email from CCP advertising, quite literally, eve: offline

Plastic spaceships are serious business

ragnarokette
Oct 7, 2021

Cenodoxus posted:

Every time I start missing eve: online I log in and then I stop missing it.

Kaysette
Jan 5, 2009

~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

:wrongcity:

eve offline? what a time to be alive...

e: lmao

Kaysette fucked around with this message at 22:57 on Jan 25, 2024

salartarium
Sep 7, 2021
Might throw in $9 just to get the custom EVE dice.

Sixto Lezcano
Jul 11, 2007



It should come with a Local Chat deck you can draw from after a battle to learn exciting new slurs in the world’s many diverse languages

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.
it should come with a box that you can keep all your valuables in so someone knows what to empty

label it "Corp Hangar"

e: or alternatively, "Alliance Wallet"

Xolve
Oct 12, 2012

Well, shoot! We ain't come this far just to dump this thing in the drink. What's the nearest target opportunity?

Coasterphreak posted:

it should come with a box that you can keep all your valuables in so someone knows what to empty

label it "Corp Hangar"

e: or alternatively, "Alliance Wallet"

"Hangar4Jay"

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack

*draws from local deck* "who the hell is sesfan"

DerekSmartymans
Feb 14, 2005

The
Copacetic
Ascetic

Cactus Ghost posted:

*draws from local deck* "who the hell is sesfan"

#1?

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind

Sixto Lezcano posted:

It should come with a Local Chat deck you can draw from after a battle to learn exciting new slurs in the world’s many diverse languages
One time me and a couple friends needed to clear out this Frat gatecamper that as on our route and he was mighty mad that anyone would dare shoot back and we got cursed out in Hungarian.

A Sneaker Broker
Feb 14, 2020

Daily Dose of Internet Brain Rot
I got bored playing this and almost got scammed at Jita.

Cactus Ghost
Dec 20, 2003

you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc

the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack


apparently, according to this. the rest of this local draw is just crude drawings of mario

Kaysette
Jan 5, 2009

~*Boston makes me*~
~*feel good*~

:wrongcity:
you get an extra victory point for having the longest z0r chain

K918
Jan 6, 2022

Good. And you?
Just got laid off so I imagine it's about time to stop winning at eve and log in again.

salartarium
Sep 7, 2021
If you guys haven’t gotten a jump start, the new mobile game is out if you change your region
https://www.evegalaxyconquest.com/

salartarium
Sep 7, 2021

salartarium posted:

Plastic spaceships are serious business

Rixx Javix says they will be resin poured into metal dies. I might pick it up if this is actually a fun board game.

Ragnar Gunvald
May 13, 2015

Cool and good.

salartarium posted:

If you guys haven’t gotten a jump start, the new mobile game is out if you change your region
https://www.evegalaxyconquest.com/

I assume it's as poo poo as it sounds.

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

A Sneaker Broker posted:

I got bored playing this and almost got scammed at Jita.

lol.

Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

Ragnar Gunvald posted:

I assume it's as poo poo as it sounds.

It's perfect for people who don't already play EVE, I think. Because who else would have the time?

froody guy
Jun 25, 2013


Isn't it how this whole thing started, with the money coming from the sale of a tabletop game?

CCP back to its origins. The end is nigh.

Coasterphreak
May 29, 2007
I like cookies.

froody guy posted:

Isn't it how this whole thing started, with the money coming from the sale of a tabletop game?

CCP back to its origins. The end is nigh.

it wasn’t even a good one

Potato Salad
Oct 23, 2014

nobody cares


lol who makes a game from scratch and wilfully adds capitals

floppyspud
Jul 21, 2022

Potato Salad posted:

lol who makes a game from scratch and wilfully adds capitals

Because they’re big and cool and people like them

ded
Oct 27, 2005

Kooler than Jesus
capitals are ok


supercaps on the otherhand

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Libluini
May 18, 2012

I gravitated towards the Greens, eventually even joining the party itself.

The Linke is a party I grudgingly accept exists, but I've learned enough about DDR-history I can't bring myself to trust a party that was once the SED, a party leading the corrupt state apparatus ...
Grimey Drawer

ded posted:

capitals are ok


supercaps on the otherhand

we need a rebalance



add hypercaps

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