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The Eve thread is dead, long live the Eve thread. What is EVE Online? Variously described as “Spreadsheets in space”, “A worst-in-class PvE experience”, “Sociopaths Online”, and “The game for the Nerds who are to Nerds what Nerds are to Normal People”; EVE Online is a nineteen year old sci-fi sandbox MMO published by vikings from an island that smells, by all accounts, of farts and rotting fish. Despite their best efforts to the contrary and their well-earned forum emote ( ), Eve continues to be one of the most compelling experiences in MMO gameplay. Eve is unique in its single-sharded world. In other MMOs, servers are sharded to help balance load and otherwise scale the game. Eve takes place on a single server (unless you live in China.) Because of this, every mistake you make and every enemy you make are there to haunt you forever. Friendships and rivalries in Eve do not disappear, making things like “politics” and “diplomacy” actually matter. That game takes place in a fully realised sci-fi universe, consisting of thousands of solar systems, interlinked by a web of interstellar jump-gates and divided into multiple zones:
The resources from all these regions (except Pochven and Abyssal space) are vital to the overall economy, because in EVE Online all but the most basic of commodities are the result of hours of player interaction. Nearly everything of worth on the in-game market is the culmination of multiple resource chains that had to be extracted, refined, manufactured, shipped, and assembled. When that cumulation of hundreds of player hours ultimately ends up on the battlefield, if destroyed, it’s gone forever, leaving only scraps of loot and salvage for the victor to pick through. This cycle of creation and destruction, as well as the ability to trade game time purchased for real money as an in-game commodity, creates a vibrant and meaningful sense of consequence and value. Here's a recent trailer showing an FC that bears a striking resemblance to Asher Elias and some decently accurate depictions of modern eve fights (and good music). https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=78mIgZDJZew Why should I play EVE Online? The game is pretty and consistently updated with new textures, graphics, and DX12). Seriously. It’s rewarding in the depth and complexity of its mechanics; the breadth of experiences (some intended by the developers, many not), and the single-sharded aspect means that your decisions and choices matter. Develop a reputation for dumpstering the alliance's wealth, and never live it down. It’s the only game where War-Leader, Diplomat, Industrial Monopolist, Combat Photographer, Scam Artist, Day Trader, Messianic Cult Figure, Long-Haul trucker, Provocateur, Propagandist, and Spy are roles fully fleshed out and engaged in meaningful competition. Mastery of a role takes curiosity, skill, and dedication. Most importantly, it's a game where you can make a name for yourself or your group as a scourge upon the galaxy, and be rewarded for it. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AdfFnTt2UT0 At its core, what really makes EVE is that it is a deeply social experience. Reliable friends and knowledgeable mentors make the most daunting challenges manageable. Jealousy, greed, and bitter rivalries create struggle and competition more meaningful than any game designer can script. The ever evolving tapestry of nebulous trust, rank betrayals, and alliances of convenience is one of the richest histories and mythologies in videogames. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDVEHE10nHc In typical "the first hit is always free" fashion, EVE has two tiers of accounts: Alpha - The free tier
Omega - The paid tier
A good number of players do pay for Omega entirely in-game through income-generating activities like ratting, salvaging, industrial production, and even scamming other players. CCP recently upped the Omega monthly subscription from $15 to $20, though they frequently run specials with steep discounts for longer subscription periods or multi-account discounts. Accounts can go back and forth between Alpha and Omega status without penalty. Any Omega skills, ships, and modules you possess on your characters are simply locked out until you resubscribe. What's been added to Eve since the last time you may have played:
At one point, TheAdj claimed Goonswarm Federation is no longer affiliated with Something Awful: Good Dumplings posted:lol and lmao What the gently caress happened? Some poo poo. The long and short of it is that Goonswarm Federation and the Imperium proved that both their leadership and membership lagged so far behind the culture of SA in 2022 that the Solus posted:This post is a message... and part of a system of messages... pay attention to it! Tsed posted:Non-eve friend was asking about the situation. I gave as best a summary of the mess as I could, and: Check the next post for some corp information to get you started on your ill-advised journey. Skip to page 8 to fast-forward through some smoothbrain floridaposting. twigplant fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Sep 6, 2023 |
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SOME NAMES AND PLACES TO GET YOU STARTED Doomheim [666]: Do the needful. End your suffering. Amok. [AM0K]: The original recruitment machine. I'm a director there and while we have some folks people don't always love, I and the other directors have no tolerance for stupid loving chuds bitching about "letting alphabet people run your life" etc. We're a little tryhard and we're not set up to hold people's hands through learning eve, so be forewarned. Come say hi on Discord. Brave Collective [BRAVE]: They're fine. Currently blue to us, dunno for how long. Goosefleet [GANDR]: Kazinsal posted:pros: we're not racist/sexist/LGBTQ-phobic ⠀⠀⠀⠀Siobhan had reservations about recommending them but they're the gooniest place to get involved with. Atrum's been a good CEO who is quick to when people are blathering on about awful poo poo and there is now a formal alliance-level process for handling complaints of harassment and other awful poo poo. There were, in the past, certain abuses of power, but I think they've largely seen themselves out. The Greater Goon [GROON]: Weird pineapple people in Syndicate or something. Pretty dead, though. Check 'em out on Discord. Prismatic Legion [PRISM]: I'm not mega-familiar with these folks, but they have been described as "A larger w-space group that is extremely queer, run by queers, and includes queer allies. They're back in w-space, so click this finely crafted link to wormhole.gay" DM me if you want your goon-adjacent nerd den mentioned here or w/e. twigplant fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Sep 9, 2023 |
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If you’re curious what it’s like to play games with a bunch of 2008 era libertarians boy do I have the game for you.
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I'm contractually obligated to inform you that Amok. is Recruiting.
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Can this game just die already
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:Can this game just die already we're not that lucky.
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Meet the new thread. Same as the old thread.
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Thanks for making a new thread! Let's keep the discussion of goose drama in the old thread Jeffrey reopened.
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Will the op of this thread close it if they ever get their feelings hurt?
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Kaysette posted:Thanks for making a new thread! Let's keep the discussion of goose drama in the old thread Jeffrey reopened. Sure. Anyone wanna talk about that CCP survey that went out instead? What are everyone's feelings on things like "inclusion" and "not making this game an acid bath experience for women?"
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Goosefleet still exists, CCP doesn't seem interested in closing us down since they just massively hammered elusif (pbuh, who is no longer associated with goosefleet at all) and the high gov quit playing. We're figuring out leadership and ensuring some internal problems are sorted out but we're still hanging around Catch because our buddies there are still cool with us.
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So I can still put my torpedo in your cargo bay?
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When I planned this whole thing out a couple months ago, I didn't think it would go off this smoothly
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banned for CBT
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T2 carriers when
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im going to fart in this thread its going to improve it somewhat
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:Can this game just die already a wise man with a dent in his chest once said - shutting down eve online would be like shutting down the ghost prison in ghostbusters but for the worst type of people
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Solus posted:a wise man with a dent in his chest once said - shutting down eve online would be like shutting down the ghost prison in ghostbusters but for the worst type of people It was like when LF got shuttered.
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Solus posted:a wise man with a dent in his chest once said - shutting down eve online would be like shutting down the ghost prison in ghostbusters but for the worst type of people Tarkov still exists so I don’t see the problem
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If you shut down eve all the people that play eve might come and play other, good, games. That would be the worst outcome.
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posting on page 1 of yet another eve thread. How many pages until the next drama?
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captainclaw posted:posting on page 1 of yet another eve thread. How many pages until the next drama? We havent made it to the end of this page yet
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Cast_No_Shadow posted:We havent made it to the end of this page yet quick, someone break out chat logs or something!
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So I heard there was eve drama and now the bad goons are good goons and the good goons are bad goons but groon is still groon?
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Rhymenoserous posted:It was like when LF got shuttered. indeed, it would have no effect whatsoever other than the fact that the world's worst posters would post about it like it's important
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Groon Is eve drama immune This may be because they no longer play, I'm not sure the last time anyone checked
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I did a trip around the ancestral homelands of Syndicate last October, and the same pair of gankers who routinely got my exploration ships were still active around the AAS hole. Brought a goddamned tear to my eye
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the story of how groon helped andupor jump like halfway across the galaxy and then blew up his carrier on the final jump still makes me laugh really hard
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:I did a trip around the ancestral homelands of Syndicate last October, and the same pair of gankers who routinely got my exploration ships were still active around the AAS hole. Brought a goddamned tear to my eye I always dreamed of a busy syndicate but every time I rambled down there it was dead as hell.
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I went through every system east of Poitot after coming in through Reblier and I think I saw maybe a dozen other players. I didn't go into the pocket that last I remember Eve Uni staged out of
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modern syndicate is pretty much just somewhere that larger groups come to be shot at by mongo the mechanic some caldari RPers RP'd so hard that the constellation the aas hole graces is now caldari sovereignty
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From the GEWNS thread:andromache posted:Goonwaffe offers: In the past year I’ve been running the corp, I’ve only had to execute two people. One was a deranged australian who didn’t believe the gays/pedos had any right to govern christians, so that was a fun time. While the other was an individual who had some enhanced access to alliance developer and gsol resources and decided to tell me to pound sand when I asked him to stop doing some petty dumb poo poo. Outside those two individuals it’s been chill and good. Current iteration of goonwaffe is very interested in crok sucking so if you like to mine there’s a large group who loves that.
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D-name posters are now considered good!
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No
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Leave derek smart alone bethesda stole their idea for Battlecruiser 5000 when they made Starfield. What was that like 6 trillion isk zirnitra fight yesterday? This morning? whenever that was.
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ShaneMacGowansTeeth posted:I went through every system east of Poitot after coming in through Reblier and I think I saw maybe a dozen other players. I didn't go into the pocket that last I remember Eve Uni staged out of
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andromache posted:In the past year I’ve been running the corp, I’ve only had to execute two people. One was a deranged australian who didn’t believe the gays/pedos had any right to govern christians If you are like this just save yourself the grief and join ANZA.
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FAT32 SHAMER posted:Can this game just die already When I last played a few years ago it felt like a huge part of the remaining game population has all been playing it almost non-stop for at least 10 years and has spent like 80 hours a week either in game or in game related chat rooms that entire time. I don't it's going to die until something finally comes along to suck those people into a new game or they all have massive heart attacks.
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