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Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
Republicans miserable even when winning. You love to see it.

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beef sweat
Jan 1, 2013

Steadiman posted:

It’s amazing that even when they’re winning it’s simply not enough. Any votes that didn’t go to trump have to be fake because who wouldn’t vote for him?

It's fake from the standpoint of truth social :chaostrump:

RocketRaygun
Nov 7, 2015



kazil posted:



I'm not buying it though


Rod Hoofhearted posted:

Nope, her donors are going to be telling her she’s cut off tonight and she’ll probably drop out tomorrow.

It’s not getting any better anywhere else.

I can see enough """"""smart republicans"""""" funding haley because they think Trump is going to go to prison or die or something.

Crazyweasel
Oct 29, 2006
lazy

Ok so when are the court dates this year so I can not pay attention to this inevitable bullshit until I get more lols

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Supposedly he's testifying on Thursday

PhazonLink
Jul 17, 2010
lol fairweathers that are in denial about Don winning the primary again must be pissed.

stupid entitled POSes

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1749982426497999303

nine-gear crow
Aug 10, 2013
lol Trump got tired after a couple minutes and passed the mic to Vivek and all the networks were like "Eh, pass" and cut away :newlol:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




RocketRaygun posted:

I can see enough """"""smart republicans"""""" funding haley because they think Trump is going to go to prison or die or something.

I doubt it. The Kochs and the Murdochs will instead expend that money and energy getting back into Trump’s good graces. They’re not fighting this.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Lol democroats, and he corrected himself

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug
Really wondering what will happen if Trump croaks (Inshallah) before the general election and every single Republican has already dropped from the race and stopped funding. Mad dash to be the write-in? Everyone claiming they’re Pmurt’s true choice for VP? It’d be fun!

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

Lmao I wonder what vivek would've done on j6 if he were vp

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
gently caress I just remembered, wasn't there a rumor way back in like 2017 that Haley and trump were having an affair

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I just want him to undeniably poop himself in public. Like full-on shaking his leg until a turd falls out of the bottom of his pants.

Only then, will I vote for TRUMP :patriot:, the first goon president.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

funeral home DJ posted:

Really wondering what will happen if Trump croaks (Inshallah) before the general election and every single Republican has already dropped from the race and stopped funding. Mad dash to be the write-in? Everyone claiming they’re Pmurt’s true choice for VP? It’d be fun!

Cadaver synods are old news, let's have a cadaver rally. Maybe a cadaver debat

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Tree Bucket posted:

Cadaver synods are old news, let's have a cadaver rally. Maybe a cadaver debat

My cadaver could beat up your cadaver.

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




funeral home DJ posted:

Really wondering what will happen if Trump croaks (Inshallah) before the general election and every single Republican has already dropped from the race and stopped funding. Mad dash to be the write-in? Everyone claiming they’re Pmurt’s true choice for VP? It’d be fun!

Brokered convention, probably goes about as well as the House GOP’s votes for Speaker.

If after the convention, then I have no idea, but assume the party would have an easier time coalescing around his running mate. :shrug:

BigglesSWE
Dec 2, 2014

How 'bout them hawks news huh!
https://twitter.com/atrupar/status/1749984852659560829?s=46&t=G1x8XWIwrNxUQoXItlkh2w

Lmao this rules, preemptively threaten politically targeted judicial investigations in the future, that’s the American Way!

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1749982894154547646


https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1749985037351526407


https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1749986254807064963


he's awfully sniffly tonight

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
What the gently caress does Vivek actually do? Is he some sort of hedge fund manager or some poo poo. Like what does that man actually loving do for a living.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Rod Hoofhearted posted:

I just want him to undeniably poop himself in public. Like full-on shaking his leg until a turd falls out of the bottom of his pants.

Only then, will I vote for TRUMP :patriot:, the first goon president.

He's blown himself out so hard doing stimulants I bet he doesn't even notice anymore

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



WHY BONER NOW posted:

gently caress I just remembered, wasn't there a rumor way back in like 2017 that Haley and trump were having an affair
michael wolff suggested trump was having an affair but he wouldn't say who then the news decided it was haley and kept asking her about it while wolff did the talk show circuit talking about how he never said it was haley but she sure was denying it a lot

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Ghostlight posted:

michael wolff suggested trump was having an affair but he wouldn't say who then the news decided it was haley and kept asking her about it while wolff did the talk show circuit talking about how he never said it was haley but she sure was denying it a lot

Donald Trump saying that Haley wouldn't want to be under investigation because then the media would find out he'd totally smashed her in the past would be the single greatest campaign plot twist of all time.

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

Jesus, did Haley even get a book out for her campaign? Everyone who missed out on the 2012 Book Tour Primary must be kicking themselves.

I guess Jeb probably pulled in some guac bowl money before the Escalator happened.

Sir John Falstaff
Apr 13, 2010

Hollismason posted:

What the gently caress does Vivek actually do? Is he some sort of hedge fund manager or some poo poo. Like what does that man actually loving do for a living.

. . .Yup, exactly that. Although, he he did some pharmaceutical investing/financing as well as hedge fund stuff. Sleazy finance bro poo poo.

Sir John Falstaff fucked around with this message at 03:52 on Jan 24, 2024

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Hollismason posted:

What the gently caress does Vivek actually do? Is he some sort of hedge fund manager or some poo poo. Like what does that man actually loving do for a living.

He inhales Trump's rancid farts in hopes that he'll get a Chief of Staff or Communications position if Trump wins the general

Toxic Mental fucked around with this message at 03:55 on Jan 24, 2024

MechaX
Nov 19, 2011

"Let's be positive! Let's start a fire!"
Lmao Trump winning NH and he’s still absolutely loving miserable

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

He's so Presidential.

TheHoosier
Dec 30, 2004

The fuck, Graham?!

InsertPotPun posted:

finally a good fuckin post

The MIAK scene might be my favorite in any of those movies. I still laugh at it

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

MechaX posted:

Lmao Trump winning NH and he’s still absolutely loving miserable

He's not miserable. He's winning. THat's what winning looks like. The sniffles and grievances are also aspects of winning.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

Hollismason posted:

What the gently caress does Vivek actually do? Is he some sort of hedge fund manager or some poo poo. Like what does that man actually loving do for a living.

he worked for a hedge fund for years as their pharma specialist, then got that hedge fund to finance his pharma startup. his company buys patents of drugs that other pharmaceutical companies don't want anymore and brings those drugs to market.

Rescue Toaster
Mar 13, 2003
It's so funny he has zero chance of losing the primary contest and he's still so pissed off.

The only reason Haley's kicking around is to be the obvious backup choice if Trump can't make it through the convention for legal or medical reasons. And I'm suppose he mostly hates her for representing that reality.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

Winning is the new Losing

Durf
Aug 16, 2017




wonder if Nikki might actually stand a chance in South Caroilina with her 'The Civil War wasn't about slavery' and 'america was never racist' stances

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Rescue Toaster posted:

It's so funny he has zero chance of losing the primary contest and he's still so pissed off.

The only reason Haley's kicking around is to be the obvious backup choice if Trump can't make it through the convention for legal or medical reasons. And I'm suppose he mostly hates her for representing that reality.

A vulture circling above him, waiting for him to croak (or go to jail).

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Durf posted:

wonder if Nikki might actually stand a chance in South Caroilina with her 'The Civil War wasn't about slavery' and 'america was never racist*' stances

*Before Barack Hussein Obama

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
We all get to watch her lose in South Carolina and that's going to be pretty loving great.

redshirt
Aug 11, 2007

Haley appointed Tim Scott as a Senator, and there is, with Tromp

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kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Durf posted:

wonder if Nikki might actually stand a chance

absolutely not

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