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i will watch the bad spider movie, but on on an aeroplane back from the Amazon where I was researching spiders
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Jan 24, 2024 02:13
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Bad Spider movie has Dora the Explorer in it, and what was she exploring in the Amazon? Spiders!* *I don't remember spiders in the movie but just go with it
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Jan 24, 2024 02:24
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Baron von Eevl posted:I hope the new one has the cop character and he gets murked IMMEDIATELY. Raiden's just like "40%, dude. 40%." Lol the second animated movie did that
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Jan 24, 2024 02:29
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It's more likely I will watch the Madame Web movie than any other Marvel or DC movie that doesn't have one of the big hero guys or that doesn't have, like, Sam Raimi directing. At least Madame Web looks like a hilarious trash fire.
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Jan 24, 2024 04:32
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*listlessly* ♫ "what do you want from me" ♫
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Jan 24, 2024 05:19
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What this movie needs are some musical numbers and a last minute 3D conversion.
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Jan 24, 2024 05:36
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all of the kids on tik tok are saying it's Madamin time!
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Jan 24, 2024 05:41
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Are you ready to hit that Web!
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Jan 24, 2024 05:49
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I never heard much about Madame Web, I get the impression her deal is that she mostly just has Spider-sense, but it's so powerful she's a full on fortune teller?
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Jan 24, 2024 05:57
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Madame Web, the Internet mummy
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I never heard much about Madame Web, I get the impression her deal is that she mostly just has Spider-sense, but it's so powerful she's a full on fortune teller? Basically, but Madam Web's lasting influence is largely with Spider-Verse stuff. She was in the 90's cartoon series (voiced by Stan Lee's wife) and plucked a bunch of Spider-Men from their home universes to help take down a version of Peter Parker that had bonded with the Carnage Symbiote. She has a similar role in the Shattered Dimensions video game (which was co-written by Dan Slott, who would later introduce the Spider-Verse fully into the comics). But despite Spider-Verse crossovers being immensely popular in live action and animation, this version of the character doesn't seem to be having anything to do with it.
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Jan 24, 2024 06:33
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Robot Style posted:Basically, but Madam Web's lasting influence is largely with Spider-Verse stuff. She was in the 90's cartoon series (voiced by Stan Lee's wife) and plucked a bunch of Spider-Men from their home universes to help take down a version of Peter Parker that had bonded with the Carnage Symbiote. She has a similar role in the Shattered Dimensions video game (which was co-written by Dan Slott, who would later introduce the Spider-Verse fully into the comics). It...kinda has the same premise of multiple alternate universe Spider Persons? But not in a way that benefits from the Spiderverse associations at all.
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Jan 24, 2024 06:44
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Whatever gets us closer to having Spiders-Man in a live action movie, I'll support.
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One More Fat Nerd posted:https://twitter.com/TomMCJL/status/1749892774998982801?s=20 those look like dominatrix gloves
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Jan 24, 2024 12:57
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Baron von Eevl posted:I hope the new one has the cop character and he gets murked IMMEDIATELY. Raiden's just like "40%, dude. 40%." Stryker in MK1 has the funniest Fatal Blow. Just straight up using LAPD brutality on gods and monsters. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0fh88CZhRD0
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Jan 24, 2024 13:05
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Non Compos Mentis posted:those look like dominatrix gloves Let's be honest, once you have comics accurate costumes this ends up being a pretty fuzzy line at best.
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Robot Style posted:Basically, but Madam Web's lasting influence is largely with Spider-Verse stuff. She was in the 90's cartoon series (voiced by Stan Lee's wife) and plucked a bunch of Spider-Men from their home universes to help take down a version of Peter Parker that had bonded with the Carnage Symbiote. She has a similar role in the Shattered Dimensions video game (which was co-written by Dan Slott, who would later introduce the Spider-Verse fully into the comics).
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Non Compos Mentis posted:those look like dominatrix gloves Yeah, that might be on purpose https://twitter.com/LightsCameraPod/status/1745884216678650257?s=20
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One More Fat Nerd posted:Yeah, that might be on purpose I've been a bad consumer
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I think the only other time I've seen Dakota Johnson is in Peanut Butter Falcon, but is she always this low energy or is it just her really not wanting to do/promote this movie?
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Jan 24, 2024 16:17
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I’m calling it now: Mme Web’s going to be good and weird, but people will be upset at how weird it is.
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Jan 24, 2024 16:25
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GrandpaPants posted:I think the only other time I've seen Dakota Johnson is in Peanut Butter Falcon, but is she always this low energy or is it just her really not wanting to do/promote this movie? She's always like this.
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Jan 24, 2024 16:26
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:I’m calling it now: Mme Web’s going to be good and weird, but people will be upset at how weird it is. "Slasher villain Spider-Man vs. Nicholas Cage's character from Next" seems like it could be a weird and interesting place for a CBM to go, (At least a way that seems unlikely to end with a sky laser), but the ad campaign and overall look of the film seems so cheap and low effort.
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Jan 24, 2024 16:36
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Nobody involved really gives a poo poo, this is the exploitation of a piece of IP that Sony managed to acquire as part of their Spider-Man license. Nobody at any level of the organization has any real passion for this, and it comes through constantly. The writers didn't care, the director didn't care, marketing doesn't care. Gimme money. The issue here is that the suits at Sony have no idea what the difference is between Venom and Madame Web and Morbius, they're all Spider-Man people. Why is Venom hitting and Morbius a joke? Could it be that Venom was a well-liked character and Tom Hardy desperately wanted to play him and the director was interested because he was a fan as a kid? Not if you're a dumbass MBA suit who never read a comic book in your life! edit: spelling Megaman's Jockstrap fucked around with this message at 17:26 on Jan 24, 2024 |
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Jan 24, 2024 17:20
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It would be so loving easy to just make a generic heist movie, cast a hot actress, give her a white wig, and call the movie Black Cat: Origins or some poo poo. Like $20mil in production would probably make them at least $100 mil.
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Megaman's Jockstrap posted:Nobody involved really gives a poo poo, this is the exploitation of a piece of IP that Sony managed to acquire as part of their Spider-Man license. Nobody at any level of the organization has any real passion for this, and it comes through constantly. The writers didn't care, the director didn't care, marketing doesn't care. Gimme money. That’s getting the causality backwards; Venom evinces ‘true soul and passion for the comics’ because it made money and you liked it. If it hadn’t made money, then it wouldn’t be passionate.
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I don't know what you're all talking about. Madame Web is going to be the second movie ever to make a morb-illion dollars.
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SuperMechagodzilla posted:That’s getting the causality backwards; Venom evinces ‘true soul and passion for the comics’ because it made money and you liked it. Let's revisit this after Madame Web opens and then goes to streaming three weeks later, because I see your point and I'm not going to argue a movie I've seen vs. a movie that isn't out yet.
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Dakota Johnson is good and I actually like that the movie really does look like trashy 2003 action schlock
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GrandpaPants posted:I think the only other time I've seen Dakota Johnson is in Peanut Butter Falcon, but is she always this low energy or is it just her really not wanting to do/promote this movie? She's got a certain vibe. I do recommend the very short-lived sitcom Ben and Kate she was in, but I don't know if that's streaming anywhere. Also the Suspiria remake was good.
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Jan 24, 2024 20:50
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Johnson gives the same performance in all of her movies as the one she gave in her Architectural Digest video.
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8one6 posted:It would be so loving easy to just make a generic heist movie, cast a hot actress, give her a white wig, and call the movie Black Cat: Origins or some poo poo. Like $20mil in production would probably make them at least $100 mil. she would get then white hair just before stealing part of the sky laser, due to newfound understanding of her self and her found family
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8one6 posted:It would be so loving easy to just make a generic heist movie, cast a hot actress, give her a white wig, and call the movie Black Cat: Origins or some poo poo. Like $20mil in production would probably make them at least $100 mil.
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Jan 25, 2024 01:34
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Netflix has dumped the film The Mothership which was in post-production. It starred Halle Berry and was about a woman whose husband disappeared and then her and her kids find a spaceship on their property years later. It looks like they finished filming in 2021 but was never completed due to unspecified delays https://variety.com/2024/film/news/netflix-cancels-halle-berry-film-mothership-1235886861/
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Jan 25, 2024 01:40
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Is this a Film Industry Finances thing or is it just possible they filmed an unworkable dud?
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GrandpaPants posted:I think the only other time I've seen Dakota Johnson is in Peanut Butter Falcon, but is she always this low energy or is it just her really not wanting to do/promote this movie? She does not give two shakes of a lamb's tail and we like it that way.
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Jan 25, 2024 02:10
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I question the marketing campaign which has Johnson wearing domme gloves and then telling the viewer to see her movie twice in a firm tone.
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Professor Shark posted:Is this a Film Industry Finances thing or is it just possible they filmed an unworkable dud? Considering they finished filming in 2021. It sounds more like an unworkable dud.
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Lol that this is one of the only other things I know about Dakota Johnsonquote:Did Dakota Johnson Lock Customers Inside of a Blue Bottle Coffee in 2016? An Investigation. https://www.vulture.com/2022/01/dakota-johnson-blue-bottle-tweet-investigation.html
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