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Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Phlegmish posted:

lol

I mean, this dude got at least 27 women to date him, so he must be doing something right

[scribbling down on notepad] tax...fraud...
I'm choosing to believe it's 27 women talking about 27 different awful guys and he reas each awful description or anecdote and was like "that's me!". A man shaped katamari of every terrible date ever.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
The small penis rule backfired.

MuscaDomestica
Apr 27, 2017

Splicer posted:

I'm choosing to believe it's 27 women talking about 27 different awful guys and he reas each awful description or anecdote and was like "that's me!". A man shaped katamari of every terrible date ever.

Less interesting it was like three people, the rest were people in the thread talking discussing the bad date.

Tunicate
May 15, 2012

Splicer posted:

I'm choosing to believe it's 27 women talking about 27 different awful guys and he reas each awful description or anecdote and was like "that's me!". A man shaped katamari of every terrible date ever.

You're so vain you think this thread is about you

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons
I guess she's a big hockey fan?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I don't know why the one brand where "cup" would be confusing ended up being used. If it's any other brand it's a mug or tumbler. Or Thermos obviously. Unless you're a kid and you have a sippy cup.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Lobok posted:

I don't know why the one brand where "cup" would be confusing ended up being used. If it's any other brand it's a mug or tumbler. Or Thermos obviously. Unless you're a kid and you have a sippy cup.

Those are sippy cups as far as I'm concerned.

Sir Lemming
Jan 27, 2009

It's a piece of JUNK!


:confused:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

3D Megadoodoo posted:

Those are sippy cups as far as I'm concerned.

I'm going to start calling my kid's sippy cup a Heisman trophy.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Is this some new kind of ASMR poo poo

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

Stephen King's done it again, the master of horror is BACK

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
Fake neAAAAAAAAA HOW DID THEY KNOW

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


The way things are I half expect the answer to be "can't afford pants"

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

By popular demand posted:

The way things are I half expect the answer to be "can't afford pants"

Polo $2,600
Briefs $128
Coat $9,200
Earrings $1,200

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. i need pants

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Huge Proportion of Internet Is AI-Generated Slime, Researchers Find

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Hold on, who ITT is not an AI generated slime monster? Come on, we will find you eventually so why not save us the processing cycles.

:cthulhu:YOU, IN THE BACK!:cthulhu:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Actually, a significant portion of the internet being AI-generated slime can be advantageous for several reasons. Firstly, it allows for the rapid creation of diverse and entertaining content, catering to a wide range of interests. AI-generated slime can also enhance user experience by providing interactive and customizable elements, making online interactions more engaging. Moreover, this abundance of AI-generated content contributes to the development and refinement of AI algorithms, pushing the boundaries of technology and creativity.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

Google slime girls with safe search turned off to learn more.

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos

Captain Hygiene posted:

Actually, a significant portion of the internet being AI-generated slime can be advantageous for several reasons. Firstly, it allows for the rapid creation of diverse and entertaining content, catering to a wide range of interests. AI-generated slime can also enhance user experience by providing interactive and customizable elements, making online interactions more engaging. Moreover, this abundance of AI-generated content contributes to the development and refinement of AI algorithms, pushing the boundaries of technology and creativity.
Ok slimer.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸
I'm not AI generated!

Flipperwaldt
Nov 11, 2011

Won't somebody think of the starving hamsters in China?



Splicer posted:

I'm not AI generated!
Well, you're not a huge proportion of the internet either! As far as I know.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004
Probation
Can't post for 11 hours!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


Cartoon Man posted:

Google slime girls with safe search turned off to learn more.

That's probably a good way to find AI-generated content.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Flipperwaldt posted:

Well, you're not a huge proportion of the internet either! As far as I know.

maybe by weight

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Yngwie Mangosteen posted:

maybe by weight
I'm also not your mother

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

https://www.eurogamer.net/four-van-gogh-museum-employees-suspended-after-pokemon-exhibit-chaos

Four Van Gogh Museum employees suspended after Pokémon exhibit chaos

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Flipperwaldt posted:

Well, you're not a huge proportion of the internet either! As far as I know.

the ur-goon is both huge and a proportion of the internet, as far as I hear.

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

I can fix them.

They can make me worse.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

By popular demand posted:

The way things are I half expect the answer to be "can't afford pants"

Do you actually think the WSJ gonna write about people who can't afford things

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶






They will never stop them cursing and they will absolutely teach the other birds how to curse.
Parrots adore getting a reaction, and nothing gets a bigger reaction from a person than them getting called a 'loving wanker' by a parrot.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Much like with children, the only way to combat that is to trick them into thinking it's something moms and dads find cool, therefore making it lame

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011



You wot, mate. Swear on me mum, I'll kill you you bloody parrot

I dont know
Aug 9, 2003

That Guy here...

Milo and POTUS posted:

Do you actually think the WSJ gonna write about people who can't afford things

With scorn, sure. They were the source of the legendary Lucky Ducks article about how unfair the tax code is. That some lucky ducks didn't have to pay taxes at all (by not having income or property).

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


and what about all the people habitating the publicly funded graveyards?! They pay no taxes at all!

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

By popular demand posted:

and what about all the people habitating the publicly funded graveyards?! They pay no taxes at all!

We could probably use those cadavers for yacht fuel somehow. Have one of your men look into it

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Lobok posted:

Polo $2,600
Briefs $128
Coat $9,200
Earrings $1,200

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. i need pants

Stop buying expensive clothes

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

@pigsfeetonrye no

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Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Lobok posted:

Polo $2,600
Briefs $128
Coat $9,200
Earrings $1,200

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. i need pants

Fun fact: you don't actually need pants. Shoplift a blanket, scissors, and a stapler and you'll be golden for like a year and a half.

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