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Hyperlynx posted:Ok, so there's a reason they're not linking the actual story, it's a bit . He took enough Viagra to injure his ding dong, and the description of it is pretty eye-watering.
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Hyperlynx posted:I'm just disappointed that Richard Stink is apparently a parody and not created out of nothing. Perhaps but how is this man's walk with jesus coming along
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 14:57 |
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Don't like how that banana has a full-on spine. eXistenZ-rear end food.
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 16:56 |
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https://twitter.com/OnlyInBOS/status/1749575167754572011
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 17:59 |
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God I hope that sound was ice cracking and not his ball rupturing.
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 18:26 |
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lol the dick exploding orgy guy is from a town called Humpty Doo
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 19:22 |
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Friend posted:lol the dick exploding orgy guy is from a town called Humpty Doo Oh, I stopped there on a road trip once. From what I remember of the vibe, that checks out.
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 20:21 |
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Name a more iconic paragraph you can’t.
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 20:29 |
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A farrier from the town of Humpty Doo come the gently caress on.
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 20:31 |
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Humpty Doo man sat on a rock Humpty Doo man shattered his cock
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 20:44 |
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High pressure pecker peeler.
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 20:47 |
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like when you get a real plump dog on the grill and it just bursts under the load of its own deliciousness
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 21:37 |
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Ror posted:like when you get a real plump dog on the grill and it just bursts under the load of its own deliciousness So what you're saying is he should have poked some holes in it with a fork before partaking?
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 22:22 |
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I'm imagining the rivets popping out of it and spewing whistling steam from the joints.
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 22:24 |
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OwlFancier posted:I'm imagining the rivets popping out of it and spewing whistling steam from the joints. so you're saying it IS just whistlin' dick,see?
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 22:28 |
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Philippe posted:It's like Jesse cyberpunk 1977 lookin graphics
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 22:49 |
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More like Humpty Don't
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 23:49 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:
A fella from down Humpty-Doo Bought boner pills, tiny and blue Did he crack a fat? Quite literally that! A Genital Hullabaloo.
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 23:57 |
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Flint_Paper posted:A fella from down Humpty-Doo
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# ? Jan 24, 2024 23:58 |
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Flint_Paper posted:Don't like how that banana has a full-on spine. eXistenZ-rear end food. Does every banana possess a notochord, and I've been eating them all along? Aaaaaaa
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 00:08 |
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I'm pretty sure bananas feel pain
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 00:21 |
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You've got it backwards, pain feels bananas
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 00:22 |
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https://bsky.app/profile/zackbudryk.bsky.social/post/3kjr7p2m4w32i
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 00:32 |
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It has never been suggested before, say since the dawn of time, that racists scapegoat a group, or groups, of people.
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 00:41 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:It has never been suggested before, say since the dawn of time, that racists scapegoat a group, or groups, of people. I don't think they were presenting it as a novel observation, just a clear demonstration of a well-understood fact.
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 03:10 |
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:It has never been suggested before, say since the dawn of time, that racists scapegoat a group, or groups, of people. ugh why are they pointing out racism when they've already pointed out a racist thing before. we get it, there is racism in the world, why they gotta keep bringing it up? and by "they" i mean they
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 06:34 |
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Tiggum posted:I don't think they were presenting it as a novel observation, just a clear demonstration of a well-understood fact. fair crabrock posted:ugh why are they pointing out racism when they've already pointed out a racist thing before. we get it, there is racism in the world, why they gotta keep bringing it up? yea that's not what i said. Dang It Bhabhi! has a new favorite as of 08:09 on Jan 25, 2024 |
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crabrock posted:ugh why are they pointing out racism when they've already pointed out a racist thing before. we get it, there is racism in the world, why they gotta keep bringing it up? OP must be Italian or something
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 08:00 |
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https://mastodon.social/@jbaert/111771441051489106 https://mstdn.social/@stux/111813625773013381 https://hackers.town/@lmorchard/111814217084208619
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 10:10 |
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https://bsky.app/profile/abbyhorchata.bsky.social/post/3kjqxw6p6tc2n Quote: i hate the cooking world. i hate saying stuff like "lemon herb garlic chicken" thats just listing the ingredients in the dish. we need to bring back the naming conventions that created the Sloppy Joe
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 10:20 |
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You mean, like Hoppin' John and Toad-In-The-Hole?
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https://twitter.com/TheAlexSylvian/status/1750401098735620302
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 18:42 |
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Toad in the Hole rules.
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FreudianSlippers posted:Toad in the Hole rules. It's still just an ingredients list
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 21:53 |
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It contains neither toads nor holes.
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FreudianSlippers posted:It contains neither toads nor holes. Then it's a bad ingredients list.
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 22:24 |
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FreudianSlippers posted:It contains neither toads nor holes. Well then it's misleading at best and straight out WRONG at worst.
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 22:38 |
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1. Toast a hole 2. Crack a toad into the hole 3. Enjoy Not seeing what the problem is.
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# ? Jan 25, 2024 23:18 |
you can make Toad in the Hole with many kinds of meat. presumably including actual toads.
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https://twitter.com/WeirdMedieval/status/1750632944257978518?s=20
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