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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.

Hyperlynx posted:

Ok, so there's a reason they're not linking the actual story, it's a bit :nms:. He took enough Viagra to injure his ding dong, and the description of it is pretty eye-watering.

:frogon:

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Morpheus
Apr 18, 2008

My favourite little monsters

Hyperlynx posted:

I'm just disappointed that Richard Stink is apparently a parody and not created out of nothing.

Perhaps but how is this man's walk with jesus coming along

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!


Don't like how that banana has a full-on spine. eXistenZ-rear end food.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

https://twitter.com/OnlyInBOS/status/1749575167754572011

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗
God I hope that sound was ice cracking and not his ball rupturing.

Friend
Aug 3, 2008

lol the dick exploding orgy guy is from a town called Humpty Doo

mycelia
Apr 28, 2013

POWERFUL FUNGAL LORD



Friend posted:

lol the dick exploding orgy guy is from a town called Humpty Doo

Oh, I stopped there on a road trip once. From what I remember of the vibe, that checks out.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

:nms:


Name a more iconic paragraph you can’t.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

A farrier from the town of Humpty Doo come the gently caress on.

Pookah
Aug 21, 2008

🪶Caw🪶





Humpty Doo man sat on a rock
Humpty Doo man shattered his cock

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
High pressure pecker peeler.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


like when you get a real plump dog on the grill and it just bursts under the load of its own deliciousness

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Ror posted:

like when you get a real plump dog on the grill and it just bursts under the load of its own deliciousness

So what you're saying is he should have poked some holes in it with a fork before partaking?

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I'm imagining the rivets popping out of it and spewing whistling steam from the joints.

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


OwlFancier posted:

I'm imagining the rivets popping out of it and spewing whistling steam from the joints.

so you're saying it IS just whistlin' dick,see?

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

Philippe posted:

It's like Jesse Cox Johnson, The Burning Crotch Man.



cyberpunk 1977 lookin graphics

Parallelwoody
Apr 10, 2008


More like Humpty Don't

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

:nms:


Name a more iconic paragraph you can’t.

A fella from down Humpty-Doo
Bought boner pills, tiny and blue
Did he crack a fat?
Quite literally that!
A Genital Hullabaloo.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Flint_Paper posted:

A fella from down Humpty-Doo
Bought boner pills, tiny and blue
Did he crack a fat?
Quite literally that!
A Genital Hullabaloo.

:golfclap:

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Flint_Paper posted:

Don't like how that banana has a full-on spine. eXistenZ-rear end food.

Does every banana possess a notochord, and I've been eating them all along? Aaaaaaa

greazeball
Feb 4, 2003



I'm pretty sure bananas feel pain

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
You've got it backwards, pain feels bananas

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
https://bsky.app/profile/zackbudryk.bsky.social/post/3kjr7p2m4w32i


Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

It has never been suggested before, say since the dawn of time, that racists scapegoat a group, or groups, of people.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

It has never been suggested before, say since the dawn of time, that racists scapegoat a group, or groups, of people.

I don't think they were presenting it as a novel observation, just a clear demonstration of a well-understood fact.

crabrock
Aug 2, 2002

I

AM

MAGNIFICENT






Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

It has never been suggested before, say since the dawn of time, that racists scapegoat a group, or groups, of people.

ugh why are they pointing out racism when they've already pointed out a racist thing before. we get it, there is racism in the world, why they gotta keep bringing it up?

and by "they" i mean they

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Tiggum posted:

I don't think they were presenting it as a novel observation, just a clear demonstration of a well-understood fact.

fair

crabrock posted:

ugh why are they pointing out racism when they've already pointed out a racist thing before. we get it, there is racism in the world, why they gotta keep bringing it up?

and by "they" i mean they

yea that's not what i said.

Dang It Bhabhi! has a new favorite as of 08:09 on Jan 25, 2024

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat

crabrock posted:

ugh why are they pointing out racism when they've already pointed out a racist thing before. we get it, there is racism in the world, why they gotta keep bringing it up?

and by "they" i mean they

OP must be Italian or something

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

https://mastodon.social/@jbaert/111771441051489106
https://mstdn.social/@stux/111813625773013381
https://hackers.town/@lmorchard/111814217084208619

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://bsky.app/profile/abbyhorchata.bsky.social/post/3kjqxw6p6tc2n

Quote: i hate the cooking world. i hate saying stuff like "lemon herb garlic chicken" thats just listing the ingredients in the dish. we need to bring back the naming conventions that created the Sloppy Joe

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



You mean, like Hoppin' John and Toad-In-The-Hole?

SimonChris
Apr 24, 2008

The Baron's daughter is missing, and you are the man to find her. No problem. With your inexhaustible arsenal of hard-boiled similes, there is nothing you can't handle.
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/TheAlexSylvian/status/1750401098735620302

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Toad in the Hole rules.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

FreudianSlippers posted:

Toad in the Hole rules.

It's still just an ingredients list :colbert:

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

It contains neither toads nor holes.

Hippocrass
Aug 18, 2015

That third panel of the first comic just makes it. It's still funny if you remove it, but that panel included just makes it top tier.

FreudianSlippers posted:

It contains neither toads nor holes.

Then it's a bad ingredients list.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

FreudianSlippers posted:

It contains neither toads nor holes.

Well then it's misleading at best and straight out WRONG at worst.

SkeletonHero
Sep 7, 2010

:dehumanize:
:killing:
:dehumanize:
1. Toast a hole
2. Crack a toad into the hole
3. Enjoy

Not seeing what the problem is. :shrug:

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
you can make Toad in the Hole with many kinds of meat. presumably including actual toads.

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Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/WeirdMedieval/status/1750632944257978518?s=20

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