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Don't come into Parent thread, you had a warm welcome in Doomsday Econ, go there. This place is sacred is for babies. Do not return
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KirbyKhan posted:Don't come into Parent thread, you had a warm welcome in Doomsday Econ, go there. This place is sacred is for babies. Do not return
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KirbyKhan posted:Don't come into Parent thread, you had a warm welcome in Doomsday Econ, go there. This place is sacred is for babies. Do not return
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012224_2 posted:right yeah that never happens to these people i'm sorry you couldn't become a goon like the field mice
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took more than a year but it finally happened: both kids sick at the same time
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lobster shirt posted:took more than a year but it finally happened: both kids sick at the same time 
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Same though. Both have seen worse illnesses in recent memory, this one is just enough to gently caress up the baby's sleep and make me and my wife miserable all day without making us sick enough that we'd have to call out sick from work or call in grandparents for childcare help or anything
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lobster shirt posted:took more than a year but it finally happened: both kids sick at the same time oh man, we had a night of both kids, both of us, and the dog, all sick we had to call our friends to bring in more towels. we ran out of towels
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Infant is over moms flu that she got from me. Toddler boy came out unscathed, no sniffles.
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Our girl is on the mend but wife and I are down. Just have to pull out of it before vacation next week.
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Our kids have been watching a thing called Danny Go on youtube. They like to dance to it before we get ready for school. Honestly, all of the songs are really loving good. Highly recommend.
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haven't been sick all month. truly blessed.
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Greg Legg posted:Our kids have been watching a thing called Danny Go on youtube. They like to dance to it before we get ready for school. Honestly, all of the songs are really loving good. Highly recommend. Danny Go owns. My favorites are when he clearly uses some 3d model only because it's in some library of free assets. Couple times the end of his song has a gigantic Pig or Squirrel with a jarring half life 2 quality.
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Sub pump is clogged with ice, so what was supposed to be a relaxing day while owlett was at Grandma's turned into a stressful one of me trying to clean water out of the basement. Now baby is home, and the dog is throwing up. Advil, save me.
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Greg Legg posted:Our kids have been watching a thing called Danny Go on youtube. They like to dance to it before we get ready for school. Honestly, all of the songs are really loving good. Highly recommend. yeah i like danny go
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None of us have been sick since November. I'm waiting for the karmic hammer to fall and for us to get cholera and herpes
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HootTheOwl posted:Sub pump is clogged with ice, so what was supposed to be a relaxing day while owlett was at Grandma's turned into a stressful one of me trying to clean water out of the basement. Yeah I'm trying to figure out what to do about this too. gently caress houses.
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Toddler boy got a science kit for Christmas. I run these science lessons with an iron fist like my community college chem classes. 2 hours of lecture for every 1 hours of activity. You are watching the Magic School Bus, the Yo Gabba Gabba, and the Meekah color mixing videos and you will recite the colors before we move on. The first demonstration they will not touch the flask, the test tube, or beaker. The cap goes on every time, the name of the container is recited every time, the funnel is used They can watch from the confines of their respective baby cage. But all that hard rear end scaffolding is paying off, lil guy has been pouring water between each container like a champ. My wife calls me a fascist. She's right!
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Woke Mind Virus posted:Danny Go owns. My favorites are when he clearly uses some 3d model only because it's in some library of free assets. Couple times the end of his song has a gigantic Pig or Squirrel with a jarring half life 2 quality. That one 3D dog in Teacher Rachel's videos is hilarious but freaks me out a bit. Danny go looks nice. Added to my list. First song recommended is Give Me That Garbage, which is wholesome and great. Reminds me, my 21 month old can hear when the garbage truck is in the street (I usually can't) and then gets very upset if I don't take her with me to bring the empty bin back. She has respect for garbage trucks.
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Big truck must be respected
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been watching these instead of working for like twenty minutes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3qOif1tEDZ0
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFtHeo7oMSU https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZH7lNOm8Uc8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e50wvKQvDHQ
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fox in socks is pro tier Seuss. book has great flow.
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sonatinas posted:fox in socks is pro tier Seuss. book has great flow. David Hyde Pierce does a great reading
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also fox in socks is the original This Book Has No Pictures. I cant put on these recordings at bed time. the kids want ME to read them, because they're sadists
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the guy I linked does that one too https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iSQ2XMWQFz8 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjGS89pPw84 the tweetle beetle part is fuckin fire
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loquacius posted:the guy I linked does that one too totally. when I do speed reads of it and I get to tweedle beetle poo poo gets real.
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my son woke up with DIFFICULTY BREATHING this morning which was obviously extremely scary for me so i took him to urgent care... thankfully after testing him for covid adn the flu and rsv and listening to his lungs and other tests they think he just had a mucus plug obstructing his breathing rather than something serious. still really scary, he woke up screaming and crying and making these really frightening gasping sounds. but he is negative for those three bad viruses and probably just has a cold. my daughter is doing much better and basically is fine today except for a little congestion. unfortunately our daycare sent us a message saying someone else in my son's class has tested positive for covid so lol. gonna have to get some tests tomorrow and we can all get tested this weekend. hopefully no covid.
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Fox in Socks definitely my fav Seuss. Girl is still too young to even sit still for a full Seuss book, but I'm working on my speed reading. loving free fleas in their drat cheese trees.
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lobster shirt posted:my son woke up with DIFFICULTY BREATHING this morning which was obviously extremely scary for me so i took him to urgent care... thankfully after testing him for covid adn the flu and rsv and listening to his lungs and other tests they think he just had a mucus plug obstructing his breathing rather than something serious. still really scary, he woke up screaming and crying and making these really frightening gasping sounds. but he is negative for those three bad viruses and probably just has a cold.
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Took my 6 year old son "shopping" last night; he wanted to spend some of his Christmas gift money on toys or whatever. So I followed along as he hunted for things with childlike wonder, continuing the process of becoming American Consumer. He got a game, a Lego set, and some Lankybox crap.
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Votskomit posted:Kid is getting used to preschool! 😄 It was RSV (probably). We all got it. It sucks. But she's mostly better now.
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Chad Sexington posted:Fox in Socks definitely my fav Seuss. Girl is still too young to even sit still for a full Seuss book, but I'm working on my speed reading. Well then...bring your mouth this way. I'll find something it can say. (I love how that reads as vaguely threatening.)
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Elissimpark posted:Well then...bring your mouth this way. It sounds like a come-on to me
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fox in socks is great because my daughter now times me you can make a quicktrickchickstack you can make a quicktrickclockstack Chad Sexington posted:Fox in Socks definitely my fav Seuss. Girl is still too young to even sit still for a full Seuss book, but I'm working on my speed reading. that's the only part of the book that i feel the flow is off. the rest just kicks rear end.
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Elissimpark posted:Well then...bring your mouth this way. Derogatory for sure, baby's first diss bar
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lobster shirt posted:young mouth You're not allowed to make that joke anymore
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