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Esplanade
Jan 6, 2005

Harald posted:

Then explain this.



Smh at Trump spending all that money on scalp reduction surgery when he could have just solved the problem with cranium reduction.


E: What exactly is turtle saying here? Flipped how? The border is dividing them but they have to support Trump on the border? I'm just not finding his point.

Esplanade fucked around with this message at 01:42 on Jan 25, 2024

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004



lol are those ghouls seriously trying to conflate "Russia invading Ukraine" + "Immigrants invading the USA"?

Just Othering a bunch of people wanting a better life for themselves, gently caress me

Rescue Toaster
Mar 13, 2003

If only there were ever consequences for a lawyer straight up lying to a judge.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Welp

https://twitter.com/JoeMyGod/status/1750310926853480537?s=20

Dapper_Swindler
Feb 14, 2012

Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

quote:

NEWS from me &
@bresreports
in
@PunchbowlNews
PM:

MCCONNELL told a closed meeting of Senate Republicans Wed that the politics of the border has flipped for Rs and cast doubt on linking Ukraine and border.

“When we started this, the border united us and Ukraine divided us.”

“The politics on this have changed,” McConnell then told his GOP colleagues.

This is ALL about Trump.

McConnell referred to Trump as “the nominee” and noted the former president wants to run his 2024 campaign centered on immigration. And the GOP leader said, “We don’t want to do anything to undermine him.”

“We’re in a quandary,” McConnell added.

basicaly from my read, if they make the deal, it would help the dems.

Bottom Liner
Feb 15, 2006


a specific vein of lasagna

get hosed (by someone over the age of 18)

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Esplanade posted:

Smh at Trump spending all that money on scalp reduction surgery when he could have just solved the problem with cranium reduction.

E: What exactly is turtle saying here? Flipped how? The border is dividing them but they have to support Trump on the border? I'm just not finding his point.

Moscow Mitch maybe coming to understand that not all Americans are paid off by Russian handlers and that the “special operation” in Ukraine has pissed off a lot of Americans who sympathize with the Ukrainians?

Nah, he’s too rich, dumb, and old to possibly learn.

RocketRaygun
Nov 7, 2015




It's time to get the gently caress in line.

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe

I am a big fan of leopards eating this person’s face

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Cornwind Evil posted:

I feel I must correct that unless someone presents evidence to the contrary, "presents a theory for comedy that maybe he takes a little too seriously/as fact which he never should have done at all because any humor that it provides is vastly outpaced by it providing justification to the loons that they're right" does not mean 'anti-vaxxer'. Have to be careful with these games of telephone.

Upon further research, you are correct and I apologize for my misunderstanding.

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.
That dude getting escorted out by Duffy from Slow Horses

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

Don't forget Hitler's contributions to medicine.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

I don’t know what state should be wiped of the map most

Texas, Ohio or Florida

https://twitter.com/SawyerHackett/status/1750262297715474875?s=20

Texas is weird because it is actually super liberal, we have just been gerrymandered out of relevancy on a state level.

It's actually super funny when some chud from California moves here for their free market, conservative paradise and finds out that have to move out to some poo poo hole out in the middle of nowhere to escape liberals being loving everywhere on a local level. Idiots think they can leave Sacramento to a treelined street full of pretty houses in Dallas and everyone isn't going to loving hate them and they get really mad about it.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007


Missing best part

https://twitter.com/RpsAgainstTrump/status/1697645129811603491?s=20

https://twitter.com/ryanjreilly/status/1697437697063661831?s=20

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!




Abbott trying to start some wars, cool cool cool

Batterypowered7
Aug 8, 2009

The mist that chills you keeps me warm.

Three Olives posted:

Texas is weird because it is actually super liberal, we have just been gerrymandered out of relevancy on a state level.

It's actually super funny when some chud from California moves here for their free market, conservative paradise and finds out that have to move out to some poo poo hole out in the middle of nowhere to escape liberals being loving everywhere on a local level. Idiots think they can leave Sacramento to a treelined street full of pretty houses in Dallas and everyone isn't going to loving hate them and they get really mad about it.

Wish some higher court would force them to make new maps like they did in Louisiana and Alabama.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

kazil posted:




Abbott trying to start some wars, cool cool cool

Times like this make me wonder if the founders and the influencers they pulled their ideas from ever thought of the possibility of a rogue state government within the union provoking a war with another nation.

If our country wasn’t so hosed politically I’d say this is high time to call for a constitutional convention and an amendment that says “if you start a war you’ll figure this poo poo out on your own” and not let Texan republicans force the US as a whole to clean up Abbot’s rear end.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005


oh wow, i'm sure there will be meaningful consequences for this!

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

super liberal texas which is still voting Greg Abbott for governor

big nipples big life
May 12, 2014

funeral home DJ posted:

Times like this make me wonder if the founders and the influencers they pulled their ideas from ever thought of the possibility of a rogue state government within the union provoking a war with another nation.

If our country wasn’t so hosed politically I’d say this is high time to call for a constitutional convention and an amendment that says “if you start a war you’ll figure this poo poo out on your own” and not let Texan republicans force the US as a whole to clean up Abbot’s rear end.

They probably knew what an invasion is if nothing else.

BigSexy
Apr 21, 2020

Jelly posted:

Not defending Texas but there are nearly 30 million people in that state and they're not even in the top ten states for rape per capita

(They're 14th - https://www.statista.com/statistics...%20inhabitants. )

It still doesn’t make sense. 50 rapes per 100,000 would be 15,000 rapes per year at 30 million. So more than 90% of rapes would need to result in a pregnancy. Maybe random Twitter stats aren’t accurate

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

kazil posted:




Abbott trying to start some wars, cool cool cool

Lol it's the "I'll attack Mexico and the USA will have to go to war!!" In real life.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

kazil posted:




Abbott trying to start some wars, cool cool cool

This is not going to turn out the way that Abbott thinks it is going to turn out.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Six million? drat that's some seismic movement right there

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Yeah Abbott forcing a showdown with the Federal government isn't going to turn out the way that he thinks its going to turn out.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

They gotta rename the amusement parks to “seven flags” but maybe they don’t count the white one.

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression

Harald posted:

Then explain this.

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Roger Stone Age

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal

Hollismason posted:

Yeah Abbott forcing a showdown with the Federal government isn't going to turn out the way that he thinks its going to turn out.

But, "Don't mess with Texas?" Lol, they've repeated this to themselves so much that they actually believe they'd stand a chance.

NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

weg posted:

Roger Stone Age

Also would have accepted EnRINO Man

RockWhisperer
Oct 26, 2018

Dapper_Swindler posted:

basicaly from my read, if they make the deal, it would help the dems.

Yeah, my read too. What are they going to bargain for now during shutdown talks? :lol:

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


kazil posted:




Abbott trying to start some wars, cool cool cool

Go on then

Cede

:munch:

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Going to :lol: if Abbott thinks all he has to do is send the Texas National Guard to block federal personnel (or do anything, really), only for Biden to mobilize them all under federal control, as per Title 10 U.S.C.

PuttyKnife
Jan 2, 2006

Despair brings the puttyknife down.

kazil posted:




Abbott trying to start some wars, cool cool cool

This is how we got Florida. Andrew Jacks just decides to invade and says, "Well, i'm here now. Guess it's US. No one talks about that."

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



UltraShame posted:

The establishment GOP thinks Trump is an embarrassment, Trump thinks his supporters are an embarassment, and the base thinks the establishment GOP is an embarrassment.

In short, lol

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
How many army bases are in Texas, it would be hilarious if they were like "Yeah we're closing all of those" and also we're going to stop giving out federal funds for highways, also all special infrastructure projects, etc..

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

Infinitum posted:

Go on then

Cede

:munch:

I would prefer not to be stuck in Texas and inevitably die if it secedes, but I do acknowledge that if Texas does leave Trump guaranteed cannot get enough EVs to win.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
uh was his accident during a medical procedure? Because these things seem unrelated and the tweet is being intentionally misleading

Lifespan
Mar 5, 2002
"Lawless" when SCOTUS just ruled in its favor.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

https://twitter.com/ChuckCallesto/status/1749898506087596175?s=20

US military should decimate them

By them I mean the national guard

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Barudak
May 7, 2007

funeral home DJ posted:

Times like this make me wonder if the founders and the influencers they pulled their ideas from ever thought of the possibility of a rogue state government within the union provoking a war with another nation.

If our country wasn’t so hosed politically I’d say this is high time to call for a constitutional convention and an amendment that says “if you start a war you’ll figure this poo poo out on your own” and not let Texan republicans force the US as a whole to clean up Abbot’s rear end.

Louisiana almost did this with Italy to the point where the US had to gift a couple million to make Italy happy

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