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caligulamprey posted:If you want Top Shelf Grammer, I always go with So they go with an actual picture of Grammer*, but the guy behind him was made entirely out of airbrush. * whatever's going on with that shirt, notwithstanding. Megillah Gorilla fucked around with this message at 10:14 on Jan 18, 2024 |
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Jan 18, 2024 10:11
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Is Grammer fat in the movie but he was skinny for the photoshoot and that's why they used cut out paper to make his belly round
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Jan 24, 2024 17:30
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"drat this speech impediment! I said I wanted a Wodehouse movie!" "It's not pronounced like that anyway."
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Jan 24, 2024 17:38
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The main thing about Roadhouse is that it's way more violent and gory than you'd assume. I really hope the remake leans very hard into that angle. I want to see Jake Gyllenhaal pull a guy's guts out.
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Jan 24, 2024 17:41
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Weirdest Donnie Darko sequel ever
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Jan 24, 2024 18:33
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I used to hug guys like you in prison. Had to double take to make sure there wasn’t a Netflix logo there, but research pans that it’ll just be a direct to Prime Video film. Dr. Killjoy fucked around with this message at 18:38 on Jan 24, 2024 |
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Jan 24, 2024 18:36
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The original is weird for just how over the top Swayze's character is.
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Jan 24, 2024 18:37
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It rules
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muscles like this! posted:The original is weird for just how over the top Swayze's character is. That, and how much the town lets Ben Gazzara's character get away with, for...reasons. "Oh dang, his goons just obliterated my car dealership with a monster truck. Oh well, guess there's nothing anyone can do."
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Jan 24, 2024 18:43
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Remake's got a UFC tie -in including a cameo with Dana White 
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Jan 24, 2024 18:49
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:That, and how much the town lets Ben Gazzara's character get away with, for...reasons. I love how Ben Gazzara gloats about getting a JC Penney in town like it's that big of a deal. If he and his goons just left the Double Deuce alone, he'd still have been in control of the town and Dalton would eventually be gone.
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Jan 24, 2024 19:07
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I wonder how they'll work in a "Guys like you in prison" reference.
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Jan 24, 2024 19:10
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If anyone’s intending to watch that, keep in mind it co-stars alleged sexual assaulted Conor McGregor.
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Dr. Killjoy posted:I used to hug guys like you in prison. If it's Prime they are allowed to explode penises, so I expect that to be his kill move at the end of this.
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Jan 24, 2024 20:04
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kdrudy posted:If it's Prime they are allowed to explode penises, so I expect that to be his kill move at the end of this. Chode House!
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Jan 24, 2024 20:25
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If it doesn't feature Terry Funk I want nothing to do with it
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Jan 24, 2024 21:16
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The big question is if the remake has a silver fox hunk for the mentor role.
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Jan 24, 2024 21:20
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It also seems to take place in a world where bouncers are famous, and people follow their lives and adventures. Kids probably have trading cards of bouncers in that world. "WHOAH! Check it out! I got a rookie card for Vince Lode, the Terror From Tacoma! I hear he beat up 37 people in one night at The Chrome Rooster in Sheboygan."
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:It also seems to take place in a world where bouncers are famous, and people follow their lives and adventures. Well poo poo, if it ain't this movie it should be!
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Jan 24, 2024 22:09
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I bet Jake doesn't have the guts to do a full on naked butt shot but let's be honest why even try to compete with Swayze on that one
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Jan 24, 2024 23:20
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He's done it a few times before.
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Jan 25, 2024 00:42
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Didn’t he swing them cheeks in Jarhead?
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Jan 25, 2024 00:48
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He doesn't run the stairs in Santa Monica all day every day for nothin
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Jan 25, 2024 00:52
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A Roadhouse remake should be effectively just Riki-Oh. The second funniest thing about the original is that one of the goons was perfectly duplicated in streets of rage. The actual funniest thing was how mad my wife was that the bar wasn't named Roadhouse.
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Jan 25, 2024 00:55
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There was a direct to video Roadhouse sequel several years ago. It was predictably terrible.
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Jan 25, 2024 00:57
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But it wasn't as bizarre as the essentially scene for scene remake of Eraser.
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Jan 25, 2024 01:01
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I learned recently that there are multiple Escape Plan movies.
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Jan 25, 2024 01:04
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Spazzle posted:There was a direct to video Roadhouse sequel several years ago. It was predictably terrible. I only know this exists and saw it because my friend's older brother was in it
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Escape Plan 2: Escape Harder Escap3 Plan Soft reboot/prequel: The Escape Plan
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Amazon told Doug Liman and Jake Gyllenhaal they would release it theatrically then when they finished filming just said lol nah and pissed them off.
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ruddiger posted:Didn’t he swing them cheeks in Jarhead? and Velvet Buzzsaw more recently IIRC. MikeJF fucked around with this message at 02:14 on Jan 25, 2024 |
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Jan 25, 2024 02:12
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 More floating heads from the Duniverse
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All if those heads are attached to necks and the necks sprouting from torsos which makes them not true floating heads
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He actually fits in pretty seamlessly.
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Jan 25, 2024 02:37
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Speaking of comicbook characters on that poster, Skarsgård looks like an amazing Kingpin there.
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FreudianSlippers posted:All if those heads are attached to necks and the necks sprouting from torsos which makes them not true floating heads
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spanky the dolphin posted:
Oh poo poo I didn't know they were also having people come back from Lynch's Dune! Also lol
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Holy poo poo that one slipped right by me
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