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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

LOVE IS BEAUTIFUL
(づ ̄ ³ ̄)づ♥(‘∀’●)

feelix posted:

uh was his accident during a medical procedure? Because these things seem unrelated and the tweet is being intentionally misleading

A tree fell on him while he was jogging

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BlackIronHeart
Aug 2, 2004

PROCEED

feelix posted:

uh was his accident during a medical procedure? Because these things seem unrelated and the tweet is being intentionally misleading

No, God definitely tried to kill him with an oak tree.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1750327044737585663

Ralepozozaxe
Sep 6, 2010

A Veritable Smorgasbord!

BlackIronHeart posted:

No, God definitely tried to kill him with an oak tree.

As per usual, God missed the mark and didn't finish the job.

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Hollismason posted:

How many army bases are in Texas, it would be hilarious if they were like "Yeah we're closing all of those" and also we're going to stop giving out federal funds for highways, also all special infrastructure projects, etc..

In my ideal world the US government declares Abbott an enemy of the state using terrorism to start a war and his house ends up as a massive crater thanks to drone strikes.

That’ll never happen so I’ll take your idea instead.

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




What's stopping Biden from just loudly, publicly declaring that the federal government is not getting involved if Abbot insists on sticking his dick in this hornet's nest?

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
So absolutely nothing to do with medical malpractice, and X, the everything app user "xnewsitics" is indeed being intentionally misleading

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007



Do it

crush them under the boot of the USA

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Regalingualius posted:

What's stopping Biden from just loudly, publicly declaring that the federal government is not getting involved if Abbot insists on sticking his dick in this hornet's nest?

Abbott is going to get tons of migrants killed

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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funeral home DJ posted:

In my ideal world the US government declares Abbott an enemy of the state using terrorism to start a war and his house ends up as a massive crater thanks to drone strikes.

That’ll never happen so I’ll take your idea instead.

Honestly, doesn't Biden have immunity from everything? He can just send that missile over any day now.

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

DamnCanadian posted:

A bit late, but there was a pretty good list of candidates on my Democratic ballot; I estimate 15-20.

Oh, and gently caress the DNC

sign up for your county and ideally state convention if you want to throw a wrench in the dnc gears, that's how they get selected

it's mostly not a shadowy appointed body, they're elected by the people who show up for state conventions

pop fly to McGillicutty
Feb 2, 2004

A peckish little mouse!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Do it

crush them under the boot of the USA

According to the scholars of the GOP, the president is immune from all current and future crimes therefore

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Do it

crush them under the boot of the USA

Nice Texas Guard you got there.. be a shame if they were uh.. federalized.

Nelson Mandingo
Mar 27, 2005





I'm honestly optimistic and I try to dismiss cynicism. But I watch this and I'm like sitting here with a blank stare and I feel absolutely nothing on the inside.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:



Do it

crush them under the boot of the USA

spoilers: Biden isn't gonna do it

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Biden pretend that Texas is Palestine, you can dooooo it! :yayclod:

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

:lol:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

He'll just ask them to please stop and they won't and he'll say "OK" and move on

Regalingualius
Jan 7, 2012

We gazed into the eyes of madness... And all we found was horny.




PKMN Trainer Red posted:

Biden pretend that Texas is Palestine, you can dooooo it! :yayclod:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Palestine%2C_Texas

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


WhyteRyce posted:

super liberal texas which is still voting Greg Abbott for governor

Tom DeLay gerrymandered us to be hard R as possible on like '04 and then the incumbency hasnt shifted much since then lol

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

kazil posted:

spoilers: Biden isn't gonna do it

Biden dies. Kamala Harris mortars the bricks of her regime in Texan Blood.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Abbott is specifically doing this in a election year. Biden needs to show him why you don't go toe to toe with the feds over certain matters.

Waffle House
Oct 27, 2004

You follow the path
fitting into an infinite pattern.

Yours to manipulate, to destroy and rebuild.

Now, in the quantum moment
before the closure
when all become one.

One moment left.
One point of space and time.

I know who you are.

You are Destiny.


Hollismason posted:

Abbott is specifically doing this in a election year. Biden needs to show him why you don't go toe to toe with the feds over certain matters.

But if he does that, Abbott doesn't have much of a job. :ohdear:

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007




Buce
Dec 23, 2005


good stuff

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Is there anything keeping biden or whoever from just saying "no" and giving texas guard different orders on a federal level.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Grey Cat posted:

Is there anything keeping biden or whoever from just saying "no" and giving texas guard different orders on a federal level.

:decorum:

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
Lol "very powerful people" wanted Kari Lake to go away

https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jan/24/arizona-republican-jeff-dewit-resigns-over-kari-lake-bribe

quote:

Jeff DeWit, the chair of the state party, was captured in audio secretly recorded by Lake telling her “there are very powerful people who want to keep you out” of the Senate race and that “they’re willing to put their money where their mouth is, in a big way”.

Agents are GO!
Dec 29, 2004

PKMN Trainer Red posted:

And now that we've locked eyes, we're compelled to battle. Balls out, rear end in a top hat!

Not falling for that again. :rolleyes:

InsertPotPun posted:

trump gives people an excuse to not think.

I've never needed an excuse. :colbert:

Grey Cat posted:

Just IPv6 already.

I will be dead and cold in my grave long before I recognize the IPv6 standard.

Grey Cat
Jun 3, 2023

Doing stuff and things


Breaking news, Trump's fly seen down on live TV. Reports are flooding in that his shriveled little balls were visible and covered in poop.

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer

Driving friendly is, in fact, not the Texas way.

SlurredSpeech609
Oct 29, 2012

Dapper_Swindler posted:

basicaly from my read, if they make the deal, it would help the dems.

Ya, they dont want a deal.

quote:

Rubio: Biden wants to reach a bipartisan deal with Senate Republicans. Then have the House not pass it. And then he can go around saying look, we tried. The crazy Republican Maga people in the House wouldn't do it. Now they own the border crisis.
https://nitter.net/acyn/status/1749591663142474116#m

Grammarchist
Jan 28, 2013

PKMN Trainer Red
Oct 22, 2007



Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!


:five:

funeral home DJ
Apr 21, 2003


Pillbug

Grey Cat posted:

Breaking news, Trump's fly seen down on live TV. Reports are flooding in that his shriveled little balls were visible and covered in poop.

Gross, but absolutely believable, if true.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



https://twitter.com/IAmPoliticsGirl/status/1750283573398319465

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Raising civil war tensions to appease the guy that won 55% of New Hampshire Republicans

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT
Jesus that's bad makeup.

https://x.com/pattonoswalt/status/1750290963376050601?s=20

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