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One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

The perfect dipshit lanyard program. Running it would almost certainly employ more donor failchildren than the program would actually help in any given year.

You just know some aide pitched this with the idea they'd end up running it and make 6 figures doing nothing for several years.

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hadji murad
Apr 18, 2006

the milk machine posted:

whatever happened to that one group of weirdo theater kids that were going to build a commune in the middle of nowhere? black hammer I think?

ran a successful coffee company iidrc

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

lol i had dinner with that nyt guy one time and the times picked up the tab. i forgot all about that

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

agreed having to sleep outside due to the total dismantling of the social safety net is dangerous and unacceptable

Weka
May 5, 2019

That child totally had it coming. Nobody should be able to be out at dusk except cars.

One More Fat Nerd posted:

Yeah it turned out to just be a cult, and the leader was doing bog standard cult leader poo poo.

Also it turned out Blackhammer was, no joke, no lib russiagate bs, getting funding from Russian intelligence. Which is loving hilarious.

Source: Biden's DoJ. Definitely NOT Russiagate stuff!

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016








DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
these are all incredible, what are they from, like a fuckin puff piece on Davos or something?

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

DACK FAYDEN posted:

these are all incredible, what are they from, like a fuckin puff piece on Davos or something?
:hai: https://www.weforum.org/agenda/2016/01/36-best-quotes-of-davos-2016
distilled lip service

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019


Turk spotted

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


lmao is the villanous netenyahu one real?

the others are like "what makes a strong culture of success is a diverse recognition of value"
then his is just "we have to kill hope."

Koishi Komeiji
Mar 30, 2003



Communist Thoughts posted:

lmao is the villanous netenyahu one real?

the others are like "what makes a strong culture of success is a diverse recognition of value"
then his is just "we have to kill hope."

It's real. Dude goes around talking like a saturday morning cartoon villain and most people are ok with that.

vyelkin
Jan 2, 2011
"we have to kill hope" can get in line after "no one will stop me, not even the Hague"

Fortaleza
Feb 21, 2008

First you get the women, then you get the water, then you get the wellbeing

Orange Devil
Oct 1, 2010

Wullie's reign cannae smother the flames o' equality!
"Qatar is like the Red Cross, and equally as troublesome"

aw frig aw dang it
Jun 1, 2018


Fortaleza posted:

First you get the women, then you get the water, then you get the wellbeing

Uncle Boogeyman
Jul 22, 2007

we need the three W's: women, water, and wellbutrin

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011


I started cynically laughing internally then was cackling out loud by the end

Animal Friend
Sep 7, 2011

Communist Thoughts posted:

lmao is the villanous netenyahu one real?

the others are like "what makes a strong culture of success is a diverse recognition of value"
then his is just "we have to kill hope."

https://twitter.com/IsraeliPM/status/1034849460344573952

mawarannahr
May 21, 2019

Uncle Boogeyman posted:

we need the three W's: women, water, and wellbutrin

King of Solomon
Oct 23, 2008

S S

Coke just doesn't hit as hard as it used to.

silicone thrills
Jan 9, 2008

I paint things
bibi sounds like a final fantasy boss. WE HAVE TO KILL HOPE

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

silicone thrills posted:

bibi sounds like a final fantasy boss. WE HAVE TO KILL HOPE

I think you'll find it was a false hope, and actually the protagonists killed it.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Communist Thoughts posted:

lmao is the villanous netenyahu one real?

the others are like "what makes a strong culture of success is a diverse recognition of value"
then his is just "we have to kill hope."

I'm starting to think this dude might not be a good guy

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
Thinking about how trumps official daily schedule as president would generally just be "have lunch"

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

moist turtleneck posted:

Thinking about how trumps official daily schedule as president would generally just be "have lunch"

6-8 hours a day blocked out for unspecified presidential activities

Subjunctive
Sep 12, 2006

✨sparkle and shine✨

I’m home sick today, by which I mean that I’m feeling very presidential

Javid
Oct 21, 2004

:jpmf:
libs sneering over their lattes at trump wasting all that time on the golf course when he should be drone striking weddings from the sit room instead like a good classical republican

MikeCrotch
Nov 5, 2011

I AM UNJUSTIFIABLY PROUD OF MY SPAGHETTI BOLOGNESE RECIPE

YES, IT IS AN INCREDIBLY SIMPLE DISH

NO, IT IS NOT NORMAL TO USE A PEPPERAMI INSTEAD OF MINCED MEAT

YES, THERE IS TOO MUCH SALT IN MY RECIPE

NO, I WON'T STOP SHARING IT

more like BOLLOCKnese

the sex ghost posted:

6-8 hours a day blocked out for unspecified presidential activities

Executive Time

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin
PACs make a dollar, campaign gets a dime, that's why I poop during executive time

DACK FAYDEN
Feb 25, 2013

Bear Witness
oh my god the very first one wasn't in your post and had me cackling



edit: and this one I know is not actually about fuckin cop telepaths but lmao

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008

Professor Beetus
Apr 12, 2007

They can fight us
But they'll never Beetus
As a peon it makes me feel a little bit of warmth in my heart knowing that the worlds richest elite are just utterly smooth brained morons saying the dumbest poo poo and have never actually done anything to earn their loving money in their lives. Same as it ever was, I guess

moist turtleneck
Jul 17, 2003

Represent.



Dinosaur Gum
I worked hard to get where I am, that's why I'm gonna pull up the ladder and flip all the normies off

In Training
Jun 28, 2008

DACK FAYDEN posted:

oh my god the very first one wasn't in your post and had me cackling




Lol

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
we putting women on the wifi

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008







The page isn't wrong. The 36 quotes they've posted are drat good.

Pepe Silvia Browne
Jan 1, 2007
A goal
is a wish
your plan makes

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008





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In Training
Jun 28, 2008


oof

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