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"peter, do you see the button that looks like a gay guy eyeing you from across the bar"
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Jan 26, 2024 00:44
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Dapper_Swindler posted:what do you use to make these? 
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Jan 26, 2024 00:44
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Sir, this is a McDonald's franchise you're calling. We're on Olive Street across from the mall. Are you sure you have the right phone number? I'm going to hang up now, ok?
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Jan 26, 2024 00:45
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alpaca diseases posted:Latest issue of 2000AD looking good Strontium Hog.
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Jan 26, 2024 00:45
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Trump’s neck is a boner garage
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Jan 26, 2024 00:45
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I think Rafael getting broken by Trump years ago plus the fact that everyone else in Congress hates him has finally broken him. Dude either thinks the "bum going in for a job interview" look actually looks good, or (more likely) is too depressed to give a poo poo anymore. 
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Jan 26, 2024 00:47
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Jan 26, 2024 00:48
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Now, toss that head on the furry from the Shining!
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Jan 26, 2024 00:48
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idk why this smells like crimes but it does
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Jan 26, 2024 00:51
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the purple is back
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Jan 26, 2024 00:51
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 Can someone get the face back where it was cribbed from?
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Jan 26, 2024 00:53
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Barometer posted:Now, toss that head on the furry from the Shining! Great minds etc.
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Jan 26, 2024 00:54
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Barometer posted:Now, toss that head on the furry from the Shining! 
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Jan 26, 2024 00:54
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Purgatory Glory posted:Great minds etc. It really looks like it was inspired by that scene and after I posted, I honestly wondered if it had already been done and that's why it was in my mind. 
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Jan 26, 2024 00:57
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I think it’s funny that Tringus is encouraging states to engage in an insurrection as he awaits trial for encouraging another insurrection. Hey, if SCOTUS rulings are optional from this point forward, don’t expect the blue states to abide by the horseshit they find objectionable.
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Jan 26, 2024 00:59
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Incroyable
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Jan 26, 2024 01:05
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Jan 26, 2024 01:06
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Can't help but imagine this being Exhibit A in a serious sit-down with you and the head of Hr
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Jan 26, 2024 01:09
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https://twitter.com/NewsWire_US/status/1750622346451267637?s=20
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Jan 26, 2024 01:13
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Are you loving kidding me Look at this incredible poo poo Wow This is absolutely magnificent
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Jan 26, 2024 01:14
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MechaX posted:You honestly have a higher chance of his funeral being filled with people that secretly loathed him (Melania), people that just want to inherit his MAGA crown (Ivanka, Eric, Don Jr) or grifters (his entire campaign and legal teams) Lol the Ghost of Christmas Future's vision of Scrooge's funeral
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Jan 26, 2024 01:15
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It's performative bullshit, and they all know it.
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Jan 26, 2024 01:16
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Failed Imagineer posted:Can't help but imagine this being Exhibit A in a serious sit-down with you and the head of Hr It's OK my boss is very understanding. I'm self-employed
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Jan 26, 2024 01:23
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PainterofCrap posted:It's performative bullshit, and they all know it. Yeah but does the 18-35 year old guardsman who works as a soldier two weekends a year know that?
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Jan 26, 2024 01:26
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LOL this loving country. GOP turning this into a crisis because they have nothing else to run on.
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Jan 26, 2024 01:27
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Accipiter posted:I think Rafael getting broken by Trump years ago plus the fact that everyone else in Congress hates him has finally broken him. Dude either thinks the "bum going in for a job interview" look actually looks good, or (more likely) is too depressed to give a poo poo anymore. I think the dumbass beard is him trying to cosplay a Confederate general or something
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Jan 26, 2024 01:33
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https://twitter.com/Acyn/status/1750676533511921847
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Jan 26, 2024 01:33
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Brandon has like 8 months to get the message to the dumbest American hayseeds that Republicans are refusing to fund boarder security. Lol
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Jan 26, 2024 01:36
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alaska, very worried about the border. hoards of illegals spilling across the border, and then another border, and then another border to take all of their extremely desirable alaskan jobs
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Jan 26, 2024 01:38
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https://twitter.com/aterkel/status/1750580257789215084?s=20
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Jan 26, 2024 01:38
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TrashMammal posted:alaska, very worried about the border. hoards of illegals spilling across the border, and then another border, and then another border to take all of their extremely desirable alaskan jobs What libs fail to remember is that some folks in Alaska can see Russia from their house
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Jan 26, 2024 01:40
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"how dare you say I'm not a racist ma'am!"
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Jan 26, 2024 01:40
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  The world would be so much better if Christians were banned from taking office
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Jan 26, 2024 01:40
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 at old white southerner refusing to take the free pass from a woman of color."She said you're not racis-" "Oh no, I TOTALLY am!"
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Jan 26, 2024 01:41
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Can we say governors from Texas are dumb? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jg53WYCPCjI
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Jan 26, 2024 01:41
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Probably talking about racism against white people or some poo poo
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Jan 26, 2024 01:41
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Accipiter posted:No such person exists. So that's guaranteed to not happen. I recently, after having not done so for a long time, went to an adult dancing club. And I had to keep poking myself in the back of the head. Remember, this is a job. She wants your money. She doesn't actually like you or likely find you interesting or funny. She's likely having forgotten your existence five minutes after she left your presence. At the VERY BEST, she might remember you as a polite customer who tipped well and only if she runs into an rear end in a top hat later. And then, only briefly. By the next day you are gone from her mind. It's all a schtick to get your money. Enjoy the fantasy, but never forget it is that, and don't toss too much money in the grip of such a thing. But, I suspect whatever microscopic ember of actual, legit liking that lovely lady theoretically may/could have had for me had is 10 million times more than anything anyone has EVER felt towards Donald Trump. And that's what he deserves. The shame is he's such a broken mess he can never realize how sad and pathetic that is. ProfessorMarvel posted:Lol the Ghost of Christmas Future's vision of Scrooge's funeral Wouldn't work. The whole thing about Scrooge was that he was very grumpy and bitter, but under all that he was a decent man and just needed a good hard wallop to remind him that the world is larger and has more potential, even then, than he had come to see it for. Trump has nothing, no heart, no soul, just a screaming void. Oil and water cannot mix. Nor can you hold any sort of liquid in a sieve. Cornwind Evil fucked around with this message at 01:44 on Jan 26, 2024 |
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Jan 26, 2024 01:42
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Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:
To be fair, those women chose to be pregnant by their continued existence near a penis. e:  ugh that is loving disgusting to type out
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Jan 26, 2024 01:43
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Don't worry I was a vet so I'm an expert in human fetal development. Are you aware humans, unlike dogs and cats, don't gestate for 2-3 months. Yes... I definitely knew that.
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Jan 26, 2024 01:45
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This might have been funnier in my head. 
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