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Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

steam deck can run games on microsd no problem, switch 2 should just stick with it. easy peasy/

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Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Just bring back cool new miiverse

Scuba Trooper
Feb 25, 2006

mario strikers is on sale. worth $40?

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
No.

GoutPatrol
Oct 17, 2009

*Stupid Babby*

Scuba Trooper posted:

mario strikers is on sale. worth $40?

if you want it, go for it

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.

Pungry
Feb 26, 2011

JUST PICK ONE. ANY ONE.
Completely different game, but Outer Wilds + DLC for $30 is a way better deal to get on instead.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
If you have irl friends and you guys get together and play Switch games often go for it. Any other use case avoid.

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
https://twitter.com/6d6f636869/status/1750727889031705052?s=20

Switch Advance too big

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
drat that's only the 14th time Bloomberg has predicted the coming of a Switch 2. This time I'm sure they've got it.

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

The new switch is going to have atleast one screen which will be measured in inches but possibly even metric

Stux
Nov 17, 2006

saying something you know will eventually happen over and over so u can pretend you predicted something ftw

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

The new switch will run on conflict minerals supported by backwards engineered tech from the Roswell crash landing

hatty
Feb 28, 2011

Pork Pro
Switch 2 will actually have a nine inch screen and be 4:3

tragic_ethos
Apr 10, 2007
Advertise here.
Grimey Drawer
Having seen the Switch OLED next to one of the LCD variants, I would be bummed if this is the only version at launch. But I am also a moron, and would probably buy and upgrade 2 years later anyway.

Hogama
Sep 3, 2011
Everybody just looking to be smug when Nintendo announces the SwitchDeck 3 as a direct challenge to Valve.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Want a new Zelda?
It runs on blood diamonds

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

watch bloodborne be on switch2 at launch

EightFlyingCars
Jun 30, 2008


fed up with the performance of lithium ion batteries, nintendo boldly powers the next generation Switch 2 Pro For Her with straight gasoline

Model Camper
Feb 12, 2008

Just 'cause you got a rocking horse don't mean you can rock.

Mr.Acula posted:

watch bloodborne be on switch2 at launch

But still only at 30fps

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


I’m not sure most people can handle 8 inches.

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


The Switch 2 will have graphics and/or possibly games.

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


More vent smells more lickable surfaces

Steve Yun
Aug 7, 2003
I'm a parasitic landlord that needs to get a job instead of stealing worker's money. Make sure to remind me when I post.
Soiled Meat

Imagine the labo vr headset for this

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Looks like the new Zelda will actually be a built in interface and online hub for the Switch 2 populated entirely by Miis, and filled entirely with a series of Hyrulean sports mini games

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

Soul Dentist posted:

Looks like the new Zelda will actually be a built in interface and online hub for the Switch 2 populated entirely by Miis, and filled entirely with a series of Hyrulean sports mini games

:pray:

Judge Tesla
Oct 29, 2011

:frogsiren:
Silksong will launch alongside the Switch 2.

eightysixed
Sep 23, 2004

I always tell the truth. Even when I lie.

Scuba Trooper posted:

mario strikers is on sale. worth $40?

There’s a demo, try that first.
I wanted it too, got the demo, and landed on No.

e: That’s just me though, you might like it. I’d suggest trying the demo first. No reason not to :shobon:

eightysixed fucked around with this message at 11:49 on Jan 26, 2024

Mister Facetious
Apr 21, 2007

I think I died and woke up in L.A.,
I don't know how I wound up in this place...

:canada:

This is just the ds lite xl version of the switch

For olds, with bad eyes.

Watch, it'll even come with burgundy joycons

Tempura Wizard
Sep 15, 2006

spending all
spending
spending all my time
Oh, all the games I was looking forward to are coming out within a week of each other, you say?

Balatro on February 20th
Splatoon 3: Side Order on February 22nd
Shiren the Wanderer: Serpentcoil Island on February 27th
(Unicorn Overlord on March 8th)

This is violence.

American McGay
Feb 28, 2010

by sebmojo
:goofy:

Quantum of Phallus
Dec 27, 2010

balatro ftmfw

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

Waffle! posted:

The Switch 2 will have graphics and/or possibly games.

What about consumers like me who want handheld game systems without games?

John Wick of Dogs
Mar 4, 2017

A real hellraiser


Mega64 posted:

What about consumers like me who want handheld game systems without games?

That would be the PlayStation portal

symbolic
Nov 2, 2014

Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Upsidads posted:

Want a new Zelda?
It runs on blood diamonds

Only it will be lab grown diamonds intentionally dipped in blood

EightFlyingCars posted:

fed up with the performance of lithium ion batteries, nintendo boldly powers the next generation Switch 2 Pro For Her with straight gasoline

And the OLED Switch 3 will run on miniature thorium reactors for excellent "battery life".

Kevyn
Mar 5, 2003

I just want to smile. Just once. I'd like to just, one time, go to Disney World and smile like the other boys and girls.
I’d be down for a flooded Hyrule map, but instead of a boat you have a kick rear end jet ski

glassyalabolas
Oct 21, 2006
I want to bowl with the gangsters...

Next Zelda game will focus on Tingle.

BonoMan
Feb 20, 2002

Jade Ear Joe
my local news (WRAL in Raleigh) just had a bit about the new Switch... while only showing marketing b-roll of the PS5 slim lol.

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Monkey Fracas
Sep 11, 2010

...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!
Grimey Drawer

BonoMan posted:

my local news (WRAL in Raleigh) just had a bit about the new Switch... while only showing marketing b-roll of the PS5 slim lol.

My drat grandkids are always playing Nintendos

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