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Monkey Fracas posted:best part of Funny People is the fake lowest-common-denominator dipshit comedy movie trailers and the fake lowest common denominator stand up just became aziz ansari's actual act
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https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1750669926816182408 movies are back
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Non Compos Mentis posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1750669926816182408 That is just a fleshlight
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Kingo Ligma posted:That is just a fleshlight No its also a fleshlight
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Young men have been sticking their dicks in popcorn for decades, now it'll feel good without the date.
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Non Compos Mentis posted:https://twitter.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1750669926816182408 Do we have confirmation that those radial ridge things in its mouth are rubber and you stick your hand through it to get the popcorn please confirm
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American Godzilla: whitewashes nukes, is dull and boring Japanese Godzilla: talks a bunch out loud without metaphor about how the Japanese government did not value their own people's lives during the war, good as hell the whole time.
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Monkey Fracas posted:Do we have confirmation that those radial ridge things in its mouth are rubber and you stick your hand through it to get the popcorn please confirm Nope, you put your dick in it
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*stumbles in, breathless* Did you guys see the Dune 2 Popcorn bu.... Okay, ya did, carry on.
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:I'd like to put the duplas brothers in a big jar and watch them slowly asphyxiate that's pretty cruel and hosed up. yeah me too
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I thought that Charlize Theron movie with Mark Duplas was okay. The one that’s basically Fight Club for tired moms
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Nefarious 2.0 posted:I'd like to put the duplas brothers in a big jar and watch them slowly asphyxiate I'd like to see them put into like 200 regular sized jars.
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poisonpill posted:I thought that Charlize Theron movie with Mark Duplas was okay. The one that’s basically Fight Club for tired moms Fight mom
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Milo and POTUS posted:Fight mom Please don't post my search history
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watched the zone of interest well, I can't really call it good. it was well made and well executed and well structured, but I did not enjoy myself at all. which I guess is the point. certainly, this was a film directed by the under the skin guy now I need something comfy to watch so I'm probably going to get a ticket for the holdovers if I can
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kalel posted:watched the zone of interest The Holdovers is definitely a comfy movie. It's really good!
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Gripweed posted:oh hey, Madame Web is coming out on Valentine's Day. That makes sense, it's got superheroes and the 50 Shades of Grey lady, it's got a wide appeal. Could be a good date movie. Also because the theater will be empty and you can fool around in the back.
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Arc Hammer posted:You enjoy torturing your dates with bad Sony films? I am speaking purely theoretically.
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Lister posted:Also because the theater will be empty and you can fool around in the back.
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priznat posted:Wasn’t there some Tina Fey project in the works or was that just the mean girls revival? I want more 30 rock style stuff. Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is pretty drat 30 Rock in its tone and jokes per minute
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbgUnMa8_R4 Just came across these and they are the best way to watch TNG.
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PostNouveau posted:Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt is pretty drat 30 Rock in its tone and jokes per minute I liked the first season but then in the second it sort of lost a lot of the funny I found. Also I found by that point it had way too much Carol Kane who I can really only take in small doses.
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Arc Hammer posted:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AbgUnMa8_R4 This has remained my favorite even after the hundreds that channel has made https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mgPy2kU9nEk
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Pen Expers posted:This has remained my favorite even after the hundreds that channel has made lmao
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Pen Expers posted:This has remained my favorite even after the hundreds that channel has made https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bYMfwBGveMg
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Sir Lemming posted:The Barbie drama is frustrating because it seems to have devolved entirely into "because this movie is good, it should have a nomination in every category it could possibly be nominated in". But movies and performances can be good for different reasons. Supporting acting is different from lead acting. It doesn't mean Margot was less good than Gosling or whatever, it could just mean it's not really a "lead actor" sort of movie/role. a lot of the people online crying foul over Barbie snubs have never seen Ladybird (and didn’t go see it after seeing Barbie), probably won’t ever see Ladybird, and sure as poo poo wouldn’t go to a movie theater to see Ladybird. If they’re 30 or younger then that’s arguably forgivable but it also scares me because I think we’re really seeing the effects of ~15 years of Marvel and “event movie” ubiquity. Some of these young people have quite literally like never seen a good movie in a theater. So the one time that the media hype machine spits out a billion dollar blockbuster that actually has pretensions toward some kind of substance or message that isn’t like “FAMILY IS GOOD. I LIKE FAMILY. FAMILY CAN BE RELATED TO YOU OR YOU CAN CHOOSE YOUR OWN FAMILY, LIKE PETER QUILL DID” and it successfully gets them to go out and see it, it blows their loving minds and they’re convinced it’s the alpha and omega of feminist cinema. But it’s the people over 30 doing this that really scare me.
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Arc Hammer posted:You enjoy torturing your dates with bad Sony films? don’t kinkshame
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“Those darn kids never seen a good movie in the theater” is such an old man sentiment but….yeah the fuckin millennials never go and see the good movies, it’s whole annihilation and blade runner 2 and other masterpieces loving tanked
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They’re all on their TikToks!!
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Monkey Fracas posted:Do we have confirmation that those radial ridge things in its mouth are rubber and you stick your hand through it to get the popcorn please confirm they missed a chance to do the Corn Jabbar
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Every year there should be a movie that is just TikToked clips of good movies that flopped. The summary of a movie done in about 30 seconds with zooms and robot voices and boom sound effects and poo poo. Just movie after movie until the year’s tragic flops have been covered. It will be the highest grossing film each year
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I'm a millennial and saw Fury Road in theaters. Cinema is fine.
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Gutcruncher posted:“Those darn kids never seen a good movie in the theater” is such an old man sentiment but….yeah the fuckin millennials never go and see the good movies, it’s whole annihilation and blade runner 2 and other masterpieces loving tanked Millennial is not synonymous with "young person". I'm a millennial and I'm well over two third of the way to dead. Zoomers grew up during IP/brand dominance and will pledge their allegiance to a copyright holder rather than an artist.
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Gutcruncher posted:“Those darn kids never seen a good movie in the theater” is such an old man sentiment but….yeah the fuckin millennials never go and see the good movies, Maybe somebody should make some!,!
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Gutcruncher posted:“Those darn kids never seen a good movie in the theater” is such an old man sentiment but….yeah the fuckin millennials never go and see the good movies, it’s whole annihilation and blade runner 2 and other masterpieces loving tanked The upper age range on millennials is 42 loving years old, dude. FAKE EDIT: It's actually 43 now!
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Every reason theaters are dying has an exponential effect on less franchise-based movies. It's already a big ask to get younger audiences to spend a lot of money on a ticket to go somewhere at a certain time and watch a movie with annoying strangers with no guarantee that the visual or audio quality will even be as good as what they can get at home in about a month. And of course the only answer theaters seem to have is "well if less people are coming we have to make it even more expensive" so it's no surprise you only get MCU movies... and now those aren't making money either, lol
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Movies from last year that are worth seeing in theaters: Thr Boy and the Heron; Barbie; Oppenheimer Basically anything with solid visual storytelling. I mean, RIP to everyone who missed Bladerunner 2049 or Mad Max in theaters, but it’s not like Poor Things looks any worse on a 72” high def screen with a speaker system. And for adults, a bigger problem than the cost of going to the movies is the time. It’s like a four hour proposition by the time you factor in travel, previews, and talking to the cops after you’re discovered with your Dune popcorn bowl in the back row
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