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repiv
Aug 13, 2009

zoux posted:

What's the dragon thing

bad dragon, the dragon dildo emporium

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EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Is that top sticker something akin to a Q thing, because that would be the cherry on top.

E: ah must’ve left my screen open too long. Yeah that works too.

Dance McPants
Mar 11, 2006


quote:

Gamera Obscura@ohrobin.bsky.social
adulthood is just an endless loop of waking up and vowing to be productive, getting distracted by global collapse and pornography for 12 hours, berating yourself for being unproductive, doing a single load of laundry but forgetting to put it in the dryer, then eating dinner standing over the sink.

quote:

man it's a hot zone, @mobute.bsky.social
what about people who transferred the laundry to the dryer and ran it for a cycle and then left it there on tuesday

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zoux
Apr 28, 2006

repiv posted:

bad dragon, the dragon dildo emporium

Well, you don't have to send a dildo to college

Obnoxipus
Apr 4, 2011

zoux posted:

Well, you don't have to send a dildo to college

...but it helps?

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Obnoxipus posted:

...but it helps?

That's where it learned to make me cum laude

Leon Sumbitches
Mar 27, 2010

Dr. Leon Adoso Sumbitches (prounounced soom-'beh-cheh) (born January 21, 1935) is heir to the legendary Adoso family oil fortune.





Lobok posted:

That's where it learned to make me cum laude

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/witchdaddio/status/1750838076157342163

Nebrilos
Oct 9, 2012

So someone bought a car from someone who had those family stickers? What's wrong with that?

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

the dryer stores clothes til you need them. am i supposed to take them out and leave them on the couch?

Horace
Apr 17, 2007

Gone Skiin'

uber_stoat posted:

the dryer stores clothes til you need them. am i supposed to take them out and leave them on the couch?

Forgetting to put them in the dryer. Which is bad because they start to smell weird

Paper Tiger
Jun 17, 2007

🖨️🐯torn apart by idle hands


Next time someone tries to tell you abortion is murder, show them that picture and say "I don't see multiple crows there, do you?"

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
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uber_stoat posted:

the dryer stores clothes til you need them. am i supposed to take them out and leave them on the couch?

There are people with multiple dishwashers so they can do exactly this.

With dishes, not clothes, just to clarify.

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

That's still too many dirty dishes. Just eat the oreos off of the floor like a animal

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Horace posted:

Forgetting to put them in the dryer. Which is bad because they start to smell weird

Just stop showering. Your body odor will cancel out the smell of mold coming off your clothes. Am I the only adult on these forums???

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Biplane posted:

Just stop showering. Your body odor will cancel out the smell of mold coming off your clothes. Am I the only adult on these forums???

Been sayin this.

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
The mold on your clothes is like a natural antibiotic to protect you from bacteria

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug
i'm a walking talking penicillin culture and i vote.

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

EL BROMANCE posted:

There are people with multiple dishwashers so they can do exactly this.

With dishes, not clothes, just to clarify.
New life goal identified.

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001

repiv posted:

bad dragon, the dragon dildo emporium

They've got things that look like candles, but you gently caress them.

But what about candles that smell like things you should gently caress?

https://decentcandle.com/

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/xanathgum/status/1750648522079133854

https://twitter.com/garloids/status/1750760957955965240

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

I leave my clean clothes in the laundry basket and put my dirty clothes on the designated dirty clothes chair.

Tree Bucket
Apr 1, 2016

R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Lobok posted:

That's where it learned to make me cum laude

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007

Lobok posted:

That's where it learned to make me cum laude

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

can I get summa that?

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

grittyreboot posted:

I leave my clean clothes in the laundry basket and put my dirty clothes on the designated dirty clothes chair.
Clean clothes stay in the dryer. Dirty clothes go straight into the washer. When the dryer gets low I do wash. Easy peasy.

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Knormal posted:

Clean clothes stay in the dryer. Dirty clothes go straight into the washer. When the dryer gets low I do wash. Easy peasy.

People at the Laundromat get mad at me

Dragonwagon
Mar 28, 2010


And that, as much as anything else, led to my drinking problem.
I just shower with my clothes on. Why bother washing them separately?

Clerical Terrors
Apr 24, 2016

I'm so tired, I'm so very tired

This says a lot about our society.

ZeusCannon
Nov 5, 2009

BLAAAAAARGH PLEASE KILL ME BLAAAAAAAARGH
Grimey Drawer
We're so fuckin cool

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Dragonwagon posted:

I just shower with my clothes on. Why bother washing them separately?

I've done this with exercise clothes that I intend to wear again soon when I don't have other stuff to wash.

Also, we don't get reimbursed for laundry on business trips and there's a decent amount of downtime in the evenings so I just hand wash an outfit or two every couple days in the sink

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

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Mauser posted:

I've done this with exercise clothes that I intend to wear again soon when I don't have other stuff to wash.

Also, we don't get reimbursed for laundry on business trips and there's a decent amount of downtime in the evenings so I just hand wash an outfit or two every couple days in the sink

You shouldn't be allowed in public

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



What the heck dude

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Mauser posted:

I've done this with exercise clothes that I intend to wear again soon when I don't have other stuff to wash.

This is deranged, but I need to know what kind of soap/detergent you use to know how deranged.

Mauser posted:

Also, we don't get reimbursed for laundry on business trips and there's a decent amount of downtime in the evenings so I just hand wash an outfit or two every couple days in the sink

Yeah whatever I won’t judge this.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014



My favorite category of goon thing will forever be "brings up thing they do that they think is normal but is actually really weird/gross"

Khizan
Jul 30, 2013


Jabberlock posted:

My favorite category of goon thing will forever be "brings up thing they do that they think is normal but is actually really weird/gross"

I‘ve always suspected that everybody has something like this. Not necessarily something horrendous, just something weird that makes people go “what the gently caress” when they learn about it, but nobody can tell you what theirs is because they think it’s normal.

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!

Platystemon posted:

This is deranged, but I need to know what kind of soap/detergent you use to know how deranged.

Yeah whatever I won’t judge this.

The shower trick I've only done with a shirt and you still gotta take it off and clean yourself. Gets stains and stink out better than a washer and you could also just do it in a sink instead.

I've got giant bricks of soap that I pick up during travel to West Africa and I use those for any hand washing. I spent two years in peace corps where my host mother showed me how to wash clothes during our home stay and that's the soap she used, though she washed everything in giant buckets, not the sink and not while wearing the clothes to be washed of course.

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I'm slightly less scandalised knowing it's not you wearing the clothes and just applying soap suds everywhere on your body as you shower

The Saddest Rhino has a new favorite as of 06:38 on Jan 27, 2024

Mauser
Dec 16, 2003

How did I even get here, son?!
Oh no, don't get me wrong. Easiest way to do the arm pits is to just jump in the shower with the shirt on and soap them up and the front, then take it off, rub front and back together and then rinse and hang up to dry, then do the rest of your regular shower.

I haven't done it in a while because I'm not poor anymore and I have a lot more exercise clothes and a washing machine, but there you go

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syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I preferred the idea you just walked into a shower in a suit or something, soaped up like normal and then walked out, towled off and continued like nothing fucken happened.

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