PYF Schadenfreude: Look at this pigs huge ball

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Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Takes No Damage posted:

Turning 30: Nature isn't trying to kill you yet, but it's not trying to keep you alive anymore either.

TIL nature plays by Batman Begins rules

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# ? May 26, 2024 17:45

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Captain Hygiene posted:

TIL nature plays by Batman Begins rules

# ? Jan 26, 2024 02:19

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

derp posted:

i much prefer seeing videos cut off abruptly than ten minutes of 'wait for it'

'wait for it' is just another way to spell 'i dont know how to edit'

Or, the goon favourite of "watch this video" and they link a 50 minute video with no timestamp. Then get lovely with everyone when they complain.

# ? Jan 26, 2024 02:58

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

never seen that

# ? Jan 26, 2024 03:03

Baron von Eevl: Jan 24, 2005; WHITE NOISE
GENERATOR
🔊😴

Closest I've seen to that was the guy complaining about a 10 minute Jon Bois video

# ? Jan 26, 2024 03:05

Dillbag: Mar 4, 2007; Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces; Nap Ghost

# ? Jan 26, 2024 03:06

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Takes No Damage posted:

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Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

Dillbag posted:

It's always Red Letter Media

# ? Jan 26, 2024 03:46

Glottis: May 29, 2002; No. It's necessary.; Yam Slacker

SocksAndSandals posted:

poor kids....they seem way to used to the situation

I actually thought it was sort of uplifting to see how the kid reacted so calmly in a de-escalating way. Plenty of kids would take after their father and get all hot headed but he seems to have his head on straight.

# ? Jan 26, 2024 03:55

Brain Curry: Feb 15, 2007; People think that I'm lazy
People think that I'm this fool because
I give a fuck about the government
I didn't graduate from high school

hawowanlawow posted:

never seen that

https://youtu.be/2a_gW1KvuFk

# ? Jan 26, 2024 05:34

hawowanlawow: Jul 27, 2009

Brain Curry posted:

https://youtu.be/2a_gW1KvuFk

thanks

# ? Jan 26, 2024 05:40

Push El Burrito: May 9, 2006; Soiled Meat

Soul Dentist posted:

It's always Red Letter Media

Those drunken hack frauds?

# ? Jan 26, 2024 05:43

Stupid_Sexy_Flander: Mar 14, 2007; Is a man not entitled to the haw of his maw?; Grimey Drawer

AzureSkys posted:

https://i.imgur.com/hSpmIsH.mp4

Suddenly I'm oddly hopeful about how your mom got the nickname "ball magnet"

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Admiral Joeslop: Jul 8, 2010

https://i.imgur.com/TDG72PC.mp4

# ? Jan 26, 2024 06:24

Tree Bucket: Apr 1, 2016; R.I.P.idura leucophrys

Takes No Damage posted:

Turning 30: Nature isn't trying to kill you yet, but it's not trying to keep you alive anymore either.

Wait wait wait, I'm 37, when does this switch to "nature wants you gone"? :ohdear:

# ? Jan 26, 2024 06:27

deong: Jun 13, 2001; I'll see you in heck!

Megillah Gorilla posted:

Or, the goon favourite of "watch this video" and they link a 50 minute video with no timestamp. Then get lovely with everyone when they complain.

Gamer found

# ? Jan 26, 2024 06:33

derp: Jan 21, 2010; when i get up all i want to do is go to bed again; Lipstick Apathy

Tree Bucket posted:

Wait wait wait, I'm 37, when does this switch to "nature wants you gone"?

# ? Jan 26, 2024 06:36

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Tree Bucket posted:

Wait wait wait, I'm 37, when does this switch to "nature wants you gone"?

Anybody over 50 is pushing their luck :colbert:

# ? Jan 26, 2024 07:02

Scratch Monkey: Oct 25, 2010; 👰Proč bychom se netě�ili🥰kdy� n�m P�n Bůh🙌🏻zdrav� d�💪?

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/TDG72PC.mp4

They tried to emulate the smooth nature of the shark but they were fools - nothing else is that smooth

# ? Jan 26, 2024 14:03

Vlaphor: Dec 18, 2005; Lipstick Apathy

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/TDG72PC.mp4

You were warned bro...

# ? Jan 26, 2024 15:06

Gravitas Shortfall: Jul 17, 2007; Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.

Tree Bucket posted:

Wait wait wait, I'm 37, when does this switch to "nature wants you gone"?

# ? Jan 26, 2024 15:46

KoRMaK: Jul 31, 2012

Admiral Joeslop posted:

https://i.imgur.com/TDG72PC.mp4

someone please endlessly loop this

# ? Jan 26, 2024 15:55

Fat Loser: May 27, 2004

Takes No Damage posted:

Anybody over 50 is pushing their luck

I turned 50 last month. Can confirm nature is handing me rocks as I drown.

# ? Jan 26, 2024 16:13

StrixNebulosa: Feb 14, 2012; You cheated not only the game, but yourself.
But most of all, you cheated BABA

SHARKS AREN'T SMOOTH

# ? Jan 26, 2024 16:58

LifeSunDeath: Jan 4, 2007; still gay rights and smoke weed every day

StrixNebulosa posted:

SHARKS AREN'T SMOOTH

esp not terry, he's a piece of poo poo.

# ? Jan 26, 2024 16:59

Philippe: Aug 9, 2013; (she/her)

He doesn't know a single pick up line

# ? Jan 26, 2024 17:11

Ror: Oct 21, 2010; 😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟

if sharks weren't perfectly smooth they wouldn't be so easy to rotate

Ror has a new favorite as of 17:32 on Jan 26, 2024

# ? Jan 26, 2024 17:19

NoiseAnnoys: May 17, 2010

Ror posted:

if sharks weren't perfectly smooth they wouldn't be so easy to rotate

when did suzy izzard get into hot sauces?

# ? Jan 26, 2024 17:47

teen witch: Oct 9, 2012

Ror posted:

if sharks weren't perfectly smooth they wouldn't be so easy to rotate

Caroline Reaper is an excellent name

# ? Jan 26, 2024 17:49

Antioch: Apr 18, 2003

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

40

Can confirm, everything went to hell at 40.

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zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Like flipping a switch

# ? Jan 26, 2024 17:52

_____!: May 2, 2004

Karate Bastard posted:

He probably did something even dumber

He set the parking brake on the truck and his house rolled away.

teen witch posted:

Caroline Reaper is an excellent name

If that's not an S tier drag name I don't know what is.

# ? Jan 26, 2024 18:31

Fishstick: Jul 9, 2005; Does not require preheating

https://i.imgur.com/ixtXWIt.mp4

# ? Jan 26, 2024 18:38

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Fishstick posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ixtXWIt.mp4

Hat off: better or worse outcome than shoes off?

# ? Jan 26, 2024 18:40

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

Frosty the snowman in a maga hat

# ? Jan 26, 2024 18:41

Elias_Maluco: Aug 23, 2007; I need to sleep

Fishstick posted:

https://i.imgur.com/ixtXWIt.mp4

Beautiful

# ? Jan 26, 2024 19:22

Ommin: Apr 5, 2006; I like to watch CinemaSins and Honest Trailers for all the movies I'm curious about but don't want to watch. It's like Cliff's Notes with commentary notes to use in conversation to "prove you watched it."

Captain Hygiene posted:

Hat off: better or worse outcome than shoes off?

I feel like it should be worse, like a confirmed headshot.

# ? Jan 26, 2024 19:54

Captain Hygiene: Sep 17, 2007; You mess with the crabbo...

Ommin posted:

I feel like it should be worse, like a confirmed headshot.

That was my first thought, it looks like his head's just poofed away

# ? Jan 26, 2024 20:00

credburn: Jun 22, 2016; President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Anyone know if there's a better video, maybe someone can record this playing on the forums from their phone and reupload it or something

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# ? May 26, 2024 17:45

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

credburn posted:

Anyone know if there's a better video, maybe someone can record this playing on the forums from their phone and reupload it or something

That video isn't new. It's a few years old, iirc.

edit: looked it up and the oldest videos or websites with it on it seem to date to feb 2021.

# ? Jan 26, 2024 20:22

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