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I'm having a lot of trouble parsing the distance between the arm of the sofa and the carpet.
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Jan 26, 2024 19:43
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7731 Hollyridge Rd, Jacksonville, FL 32256
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Jan 26, 2024 20:07
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:Why are there giant portraits of Paul Newman in the toilet??? Rather ask, why is there a toilet in the Paul Newman Appreciation Room?
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Jan 26, 2024 20:08
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:That LED on top of a chair on top of a table is giving me more anxiety issues than the busy wallpaper patterns in each room. I like the little climbing step to help your toddler fling themselves over the stair rail. Also is it just me, or are all the ceilings slightly lower than normal?
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Jan 26, 2024 20:12
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The only thing wrong with this is the carpet in the bathrooms. Mad Hamish has a new favorite as of 20:29 on Jan 26, 2024 |
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Jan 26, 2024 20:25
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perhaps the 7th or 8th gayest bathroom i’ve ever seen
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Jan 26, 2024 21:28
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drat, I haven't seen Mediterranean-style furniture in decades. Not even in flea markets. 
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Jan 26, 2024 21:37
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:How about a former thoroughbred horse ranch? https://www.redfin.com/CO/Lamar/1105-E-Maple-St-81052/home/178224287?600390594 the smell of this place must be something incredible. all of that gross shaggy carpet, with years of water intrusion...
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Jan 26, 2024 21:55
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That house owns. There's a lot of those good 50s/60s/70s ranch style houses in Deerwood and Arlington.
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Jan 26, 2024 22:09
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What guy doesn't love spending the weekend mowing the interior of their house?
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Jan 26, 2024 22:12
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cult_hero posted:What guy doesn't love spending the weekend mowing the interior of their house? I think it's just carpeting that looks like grass but I hate it anyway
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Jan 26, 2024 22:29
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My favourite part of the living room is the mirrored PhotoShopped window with clone-stamped curtains. What the hell is happening in the gaps of that right-side railing? 
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Jan 26, 2024 22:51
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:My favourite part of the living room is the mirrored PhotoShopped window with clone-stamped curtains. house is haunted
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Jan 26, 2024 22:57
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par 4
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Jan 26, 2024 22:59
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God there's so many weird little things that are off about the whole house; it's like a house from a David Lynch movie. -The exterior looks like a rural primary school in Roscommon -There's what appears to be a dried up wasp hive on a twig in the corner on the living room, as a decoration -The handles on the kitchen cabinets are on the centre of the doors -There appears to be a giant taxidermy-ed cougar on a boulder in the living room that you can only see at certain angles because it's been digitally removed in the photos of the room it's in, or because it's some kind of terrifying optical illusion like one of those money boxes with a floating strawberry in it -The bedrooms all have recessed ceiling lights that someone ripped the bulbs out of but didn't remove the bulbs from the free hanging lights in other rooms -The bathrooms are carpeted, and the mirrors over each sink have been stolen
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Jan 26, 2024 23:12
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:My favourite part of the living room is the mirrored PhotoShopped window with clone-stamped curtains. I think the next room is a step up, and they carpeted that step because of course they did
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Jan 26, 2024 23:19
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This belongs in a museum.
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Jan 26, 2024 23:38
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The 70s, ladies and gentlemen.
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TrashMammal posted:perhaps the 7th or 8th gayest bathroom i’ve ever seen What in the hell is going on with that toilet
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I don't even hate that the carpet is shaggy or green, but there's no way it feels nice like it did when it was new, and I can't imagine it smells great at this point either.
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Jan 27, 2024 02:13
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Boaz MacPhereson posted:What in the hell is going on with that toilet It's shy
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Boaz MacPhereson posted:What in the hell is going on with that toilet The water's cold, okay?
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Jan 27, 2024 02:53
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It's so you can rest the tip of your penis on the inside of the bowl and you don't have to hold it
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aniviron posted:I don't even hate that the carpet is shaggy or green, but there's no way it feels nice like it did when it was new, and I can't imagine it smells great at this point either.
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Jan 27, 2024 04:27
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cult_hero posted:What guy doesn't love spending the weekend mowing the interior of their house? The home I lived in as a toddler had green carpet. I loved it because I could pretend my toys were on grass. If it wasn't Florida and if it wasn't expensive, hell yes I'd live in this house. It's so tacky it wraps around to being glorious.
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Thread loves a time capsule.  My grandparents had sliding glass doors like this in their bath. They look cool. Contain water flawlessly. However, it is important to note that the metal rails are cold as hell. You can not sit on the edge of the tub. And if you are very short your undercarriage is going to brush against the cold metal when you get in and out of the tub. Very startling when you are first old enough that they no longer lift you in and out of the tub.
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Jan 27, 2024 05:16
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Facebook Aunt posted:Thread loves a time capsule. i hate those things so much. giant mildew traps
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TrashMammal posted:i hate those things so much. giant mildew traps The first thing I did when I owned my first home was rip those off the shower and replace them.
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Jan 27, 2024 08:45
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:some kind of terrifying optical illusion like one of those money boxes with a floating strawberry in it ...what?
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Jan 27, 2024 22:49
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LIKE ONE OF THOSE MONEY BOXES WITH A FLOATING STRAWBERRY IN IT
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TITTIEKISSER69 posted:How about a former thoroughbred horse ranch? https://www.redfin.com/CO/Lamar/1105-E-Maple-St-81052/home/178224287?600390594  These windows don't fill me with confidence. Also the horse girl in me wants to see more of the barn and the inside of the stalls.
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Drimble Wedge posted:These windows don't fill me with confidence. Also the horse girl in me wants to see more of the barn and the inside of the stalls. While the blown out panel and timber supports are probably worse signs, there is clearly some heavy photoshopping going on through those windows, whatever is being displayed there is not as it seems. Love the TV cabinet though.
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When we sold our house our realtor photoshopped the lawn very obviously. The people who bought it ended up using the same pictures when they would air bnb it out and one of the complaints was that the lawn looked nothing like the photos. They were not happy they could not mini golf on it.
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Soul Dentist posted:LIKE ONE OF THOSE MONEY BOXES WITH A FLOATING STRAWBERRY IN IT lol, exactly. I feel like the other poster lives in a different reality where "one of those money boxes with a floating strawberry in it" is an everyday familiar thing everyone just obviously knows common household items: refrigerator, television, one of those money boxes with a floating strawberry in it, lol i tried getting to the bottom of it but google just shows me pictures of strawberry shaped piggybank type things. I'm at a loss and it's hilarious to me aniviron posted:there is clearly some heavy photoshopping going on through those windows, whatever is being displayed there is not as it seems. I barely know anything about photoshop, so you're probably right, but drat they sure left those windows filthy looking if they took the trouble to photoshop them. not just the gross film but also all the streaks on that bottom left one so I dunno totally agree that the tv cabinet is perfect in that house
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Jan 28, 2024 04:20
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could op possibly be talking about a mirascope?
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Lol I have no idea either
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:one of those money boxes with a floating strawberry in it 
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You fuckers didn’t spend hours of your childhood staring at these things for hours trying to figure out how they worked The one I had as a kid had a strawberry in it but Google only shows up ones with a floating ball or a Supreme logo
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:You fuckers didn’t spend hours of your childhood staring at these things for hours trying to figure out how they worked Yeah, I had a dinosaur-themed one. It was rad, and broke my tiny brain.
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