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I hope the headlines will be “Trump Fingered in Defamation Verdict”
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Jan 26, 2024 20:57
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I hope the verdict is today and that it's in the hundreds of millions range due to being a self proclaimed billionaire  God I can't wait for the rant Donny Dumps The Billionaire Rapist
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Jan 26, 2024 20:57
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RocketRaygun posted:Can someone link this image directly for those of us without twitter accounts and refuse to give musk clicks? https://www.documentcloud.org/documents/24378567-trumpcarrollverdictsheeticp  
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Jan 26, 2024 20:57
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She will likely be suing Trump again with his own money. She doesn't have to do much at all anymore, just buy an entire lawfirm and say "here is your honeypot, suck it dry" and go live a life of luxury.
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Jan 26, 2024 20:57
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Vakal posted:It's like putting a shock collar on a dog in order to get it to stop barking. Let’s hope so OP.
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Jan 26, 2024 20:58
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NoiseAnnoys posted:brain damage doesn’t make you hateful it just removes your filter Sometimes it just gets you a star next to your username
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Jan 26, 2024 20:58
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He gets to be a registered sex offender from all this, right?
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Jan 26, 2024 21:00
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Agents are GO! posted:Sometimes it just gets you a star next to your username yeah, we have a lot of room for growing in this society, capital punishment is always wrong.
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Jan 26, 2024 21:00
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Ringo Star Get posted:I hope the headlines will be “Trump Fingered in Defamation Verdict” something something penal sting
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Jan 26, 2024 21:01
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Queen-Of-Hearts posted:He gets to be a registered sex offender from all this, right? No, it's a civil judgement.
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Jan 26, 2024 21:01
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We need a new election. One for a new position that the USA creates. The position is the slapper. This is a person outside of congress or any branch of government, that slaps whomever is determined to need slapping. The slapper would be like a DJ at a club: takes requests but they're gonna slap who they think needs slapping. Public figures would be ideal candidates to become slappers, comedians/musicians are probably going to be the first round of elected officials in this position. Its not a good look to have Jon Stewart or Amy Poehler hanging around all week on your re-election campaign just constantly, legally, slapping you. Theyll keep the slap firm but they don't break skin. Enough force so you can't just get used to it though. There is training for optimal sound projection and how to dodge the inevitable slap back. Perhaps it could be governed by the U.N. and elected slappers are allowed to..... Something something I'm just killing time until the lol $ number is released
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Jan 26, 2024 21:02
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Queen-Of-Hearts posted:He gets to be a registered sex offender from all this, right? Unfortunately no. The criminal point is out of the statute of limitations. This is civil only.
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Jan 26, 2024 21:02
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AFewBricksShy posted:Could he get hit for contempt of court for this poo poo? Could, but won't
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Jan 26, 2024 21:04
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down1nit posted:We need a new election. One for a new position that the USA creates. The position is the slapper. Pretty sure it would be fine if the slapper was just elected with a popular vote nationally. With no land voting or electoral college fuckery its will literally be the will of the people.
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Jan 26, 2024 21:04
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The jury must be so loving tired of this case by now
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Jan 26, 2024 21:04
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down1nit posted:We need a new election. One for a new position that the USA creates. The position is the slapper. Sounds woke
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Jan 26, 2024 21:05
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youdabest
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Jan 26, 2024 21:05
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_____! posted:Six Foot Three Inch Nails More like six foot, three inch "nail"
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Jan 26, 2024 21:05
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big money no whammies
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Jan 26, 2024 21:05
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Please let there be a verdict today I need a distraction from my crippling anxiety
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Jan 26, 2024 21:06
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If i had the requisite skill, I’d put that courtroom sketch of tromp on a wheel of fortune contestant that landed on bankrupt.
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Jan 26, 2024 21:07
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redshirt posted:Perpetual Defamation Machine I already made this joke!!! Defamation Sisyphus
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Jan 26, 2024 21:07
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Will Smith has an early lead on securing the slapper position
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Jan 26, 2024 21:08
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Queen-Of-Hearts posted:If i had the requisite skill, I’d put that courtroom sketch of tromp on a wheel of fortune contestant that landed on bankrupt. He'll appeal it until the end of time
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Jan 26, 2024 21:08
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down1nit posted:We need a new election. One for a new position that the USA creates. The position is the slapper. Wasn't this a thing the Roman Empire had? Like the Emperor would come home from a foreign campaign and have their big Triumph parade through the city, captured slaves in golden chains displayed like safari trophies, citizens throwing flowers at him, laurel wreathe on his brow, and with all of that there would be a guy whose sole job was to stand behind him and whisper in their ear, "despite all this, you are still but a mortal man."
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Jan 26, 2024 21:08
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BigBallChunkyTime posted:He'll appeal it until the end of time So what I’m hearing is that the RNC will be spending all their money on court cases and not much else, forever?
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Jan 26, 2024 21:10
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RELEASE..THE VERDICT
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Jan 26, 2024 21:11
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Asterite34 posted:Wasn't this a thing the Roman Empire had? Like the Emperor would come home from a foreign campaign and have their big Triumph parade through the city, captured slaves in golden chains displayed like safari trophies, citizens throwing flowers at him, laurel wreathe on his brow, and with all of that there would be a guy whose sole job was to stand behind him and whisper in their ear, "despite all this, you are still but a mortal man." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qARfAsy7Bfw
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Jan 26, 2024 21:11
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verdict: TOTAL EXONERATION
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Jan 26, 2024 21:12
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:I already made this joke!!! I-I’m so sorry, I was supposed to keep tabs on the Trump jokes and I credited you for “Perpetual Defecation Machine” which still made sense at the time.
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Jan 26, 2024 21:13
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I hope Trump is crying right now
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Jan 26, 2024 21:14
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Jan 26, 2024 21:14
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The verdict is that Trump left the court room this morning because he pooped himself.
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Jan 26, 2024 21:15
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funeral home DJ posted:I-I’m so sorry, I was supposed to keep tabs on the Trump jokes and I credited you for “Perpetual Defecation Machine” which still made sense at the time. Lol Buddy relax I'm not mad about a trump joke in the trump thread. Don't storm out of the courtroom because I made you sad!!!
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Jan 26, 2024 21:18
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Powershift posted:The verdict is that Trump left the court room this morning because he pooped himself. Alina Habba is such a bad lawyer, that instead of telling him to take the 5th she told him to take the 2nd! 
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Jan 26, 2024 21:19
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Hope the jury gets into that creative sentencing thing, and on top of making him pay bigly, they sentence him to attending his supporters birthday parties
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Jan 26, 2024 21:22
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Queen-Of-Hearts posted:Hope the jury gets into that creative sentencing thing, and on top of making him pay bigly, they sentence him to attending his supporters birthday parties He's got to wear a big sandwich board in Times Square which says "I'm a big stinky baby and I cry a lot" Also, pay like 200 million
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Jan 26, 2024 21:23
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Wanna see him have to go cosmic bowling with some real salt of the earth types
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Jan 26, 2024 21:23
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What's the creative sentencing thing.
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Jan 26, 2024 21:23
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Kaiju Cage Match posted:
I know it's loving cold in Calgary for 6 months out of the year, but why are they all so red? At least Jorps can be explained by all the meat and benzos, but what about the rest of them?
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