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Catastrophe posted:Holy smokes do not pump hydrogen peroxide into your blood intravenously I mean the author is kinda right. Do this and you won't die of cancer or AIDS.
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Liquid Chicken posted:TV placement like that in the waiting room when you're getting your car repaired. I was thinking sports bar, but that works too.
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Inzombiac posted:This is a pretty light curse but this TV placement stopped me in my tracks. Catastrophe posted:brb, gonna watch a movie https://www.reddit.com/r/TVTooHigh/ e: Hell yeah this is worth 1/3 Million dollars: 
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TrashMammal posted:sorry that you had to find out this way, but you’re dumb as hell It's a silly joke. Any time you donate blood or they take blood for a test they do it from a vein, so we've all seen deoxygenated blood. And we've all had a cut or a nosebleed and seen oxygenated blood.
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Breetai posted:Once my English teacher marked me down because the assignment was to write a book review and I gave the book a bad review and how dare I because the person who wrote the book was a published author and I wasn't therefore the author was a better arbiter of quality writing than I was. My former roommate, an English major, drunkenly wrote a review for a novel he didn't read based off a plot synopsis he found and his own related experiences to the subject matter. His professor liked it so much it was submitted to be published in some sort of literary magazine
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Next time you are in the hospital, demand the blue blood. It's the good stuff they keep from the plebs.
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If they deny your request just keep insisting you're a blue-blooded American
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In case you're curious, smurf blood color is: red
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Rebel Blob posted:Next time you are in the hospital, demand the blue blood. It's the good stuff they keep from the plebs. It’s the good stuff because it is up there in the top ten most expensive liquids on the planet, with toner ink and championship horse cum Only the finest stuff in the world for me
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Rebel Blob posted:Next time you are in the hospital, demand the blue blood. It's the good stuff they keep from the plebs. I think that might be a picture of a gerbillion dollars
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Rebel Blob posted:Next time you are in the hospital, demand the blue blood. It's the good stuff they keep from the plebs. Is there an amount you can infuse at which you start becoming a crab yourself? Asking for a friend that friend is me
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Captain Hygiene posted:Is there an amount you can infuse at which you start becoming a crab yourself? Asking for a friend that friend is me That's not what they meant by cancer treatment
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rotinaj posted:It’s the good stuff because it is up there in the top ten most expensive liquids on the planet, with toner ink and championship horse cum Toner is powder, though? 
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horseshoe crabs aren't even real crabs
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Toner is powder, though? You know what I fuckin’ mean
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more falafel please posted:horseshoe crabs aren't even real crabs ain't even horseshoes, either.
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Catastrophe posted:ain't even horseshoes, either. But they are close to crabs, and close only counts with horseshoe-crabs and hand-grenades.
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TrashMammal posted:sorry that you had to find out this way, but you’re dumb as hell Nope, sorry. Deoxygenated blood is blue until it leaves your body when exposure to the air (OXYGEN) turns it a dark red color
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TrashMammal posted:sorry that you had to find out this way, but you’re dumb as hell What is this graphic from, the Onion? Even the word 'blood' is just Dutch for colour blue. If it was red then it would be called 'rood'. Look, it's science so it can't be argued about. 
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more falafel please posted:horseshoe crabs aren't even real crabs They're actually honorary crabs. They're even issued a certificate to prove this, although it's considered a social faux pas to ask to see it
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yeah all good modern science knows deoxgynated blood is blue and venomous, that's why with a bit of home surgery you can link two of your veins carrying deoxygynated blood to your canine teeth and become a snake person. That's just science 101 right there. Also then you'll grow a kick rear end tail, so you can slither around in trees all day just like god intended. Highly recommend.
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Takes No Damage posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/TVTooHigh/ That screams "I just put fox news on in any room I occupy and don't really watch it".
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Catastrophe posted:
Uh poo poo that's some bad vibes for sure
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:Deoxygenated blood isn't blue. It's a less intense red that, when observed though the dual diffusing layers of veins and skin, makes the veins appear blue. The distinction probably muddled the elementary level lesson which is why the teacher didn't pause the lesson to give OP a special cookie for gifted kids. All I do is look at the blood bag when I donate
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Catastrophe posted:
So AI art is better at letters but I guess that doesn't mean it's good
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Catastrophe posted:
looks like there might be some answers here, but alas i am illiterate
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telephone code prefix is Kazahkstan. I ran a ton of the comments through Google Translate, and it's either a place of 'comfort' or a gynecological clinic
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PainterofCrap posted:telephone code prefix is Kazahkstan. My Googling came across someone saying it's a Kazakhstan number but the location is actually Uganda and that's a "lodge" where people bring women for sexy times. Since everyone is there for basically the same thing, it's a "hey, I didn't see nothin.... and neither did you" situation.
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Methylethylaldehyde posted:Behold. I swear to god I have a similar story. I wouldn't post this except I've never seen anyone else reference the powerful smell of rat carcass before and honestly I feel heard after reading that. I have been a social worker for over fifteen years now. The last decade I have worked in an ER in a major metro area and have smelled a ton of nasty poo poo, infected open wounds that look like rotting meat, maggoty feet, critical GI bleeds, explosive c. diff, spicy homelessness, but literally nothing I have smelled in the ER has ever come remotely close to what I smelled in my first gig out of grad school. I had a job as an in-home social worker in a rural area. The job was to go into homes where the kids were at risk of being taken by the state to try and be a last ditch effort to maintain the family. It was moderately successful but many of these situations were absolutely hellish and honestly by the time I got in there it was usually clear I would not be able to save the situation. CPS was already involved with all of these cases, in fact they were our referral source. One of these cases involved a home with an active rat infestation, about which I was not informed, nor was I prepared for what happened. This story took place in late January so it was cold outside and had been for a month or two. The neighborhood was like a war zone. Once I couldn't get to the house because there was a group of dudes fist fighting in the middle of the street during the day. Another time I had to make the block because a couch was left in the middle of the road. Anyway, the house I was visiting barely had a functioning front door. You could pull it to, but they had a bent nail in the frame that you turned to keep it shut, and there was always about an inch or two of open space around it, so anything could get inside. They had a dog they let run loose, in and out, and sometimes they wouldn't turn the nail shut so the dog could come and go. You'd think it would be freezing in their house but they had multiple space heaters going so it was always burning up in the living room. My first meeting with the parent I made the mistake of sitting on the couch and I remember feeling a rat run underneath the couch and brush up against the back of my heels. I jumped up and the parent said sorry, we've got rats. I asked how bad they are (lol) and she said pretty bad. Subsequent visits involved some crazy poo poo. I saw a rat pull a loaf of bread down from the top of their refrigerator in plain sight during the day. I arrived once and there was a rat sitting in the kitchen sink. I was obviously reporting all of this to every acronym agency I could. Anyway, the incident. I was sitting in the living room one day talking with the parent and I started to smell a dead rat smell, which wasn't unusual, and it's a horrid smell on its own, but the smell was getting stronger and stronger which didn't make any sense at the time because it was so sudden. I jumped up thinking there was a dead rat under the chair, but did not see anything. The smell continued to get so strong that even the parent, who lived in this poo poo, started to cover her nose and mouth and complain. Then the rickety door opened up and the dog walked inside. The room was instantly filled with a smell that had an effect similar to pepper spray. I've been near a pepper spray incident before at the hospital and it had the same effect, an immediate, violent jolt to your sinuses that forces your eyes shut. I had no idea what the gently caress was happening but I remember starting to vomit and thinking the only thing that mattered was that I get out of the house. I immediately ran for the front door and ran outside into the front yard, finished barfing and wiping my eyes. Parent had run to the back of the house. Basically what happened was the dog had found an old rat corpse, presumably frozen, from somewhere around the house outside and had been gnawing on it for who knows how long. By the time he brought it into the living room and dropped it on the floor it was just a pile of soft meat and bones. I will remember that smell until I am dead.
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Musk's brain chips will make the Zuckerberg's Metaverse smellable
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Karate Bastard posted:Musk's brain chips will make the Zuckerberg's Metaverse smellable It's like poetry it rhymes. 
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Captain Hygiene posted:Is there an amount you can infuse at which you start becoming a crab yourself? Asking for a friend that friend is me
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homer should be balder and fatter and marge's hair taller
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