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FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Phlegmish posted:

But wait, how do the ants know who's Christian

Ants are Trolls and can smell the blood of a Christian Man.

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



They just bite everybody. The only straight people left are christians

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Ants were created by our Lord and savior Jesus Christ. Christ stands for Christian

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

Mokotow posted:

This thread title ant is making me so loving uneasy

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


He's called the ant-i-christ for a reason

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Phlegmish posted:

But wait, how do the ants know who's Christian

They look for people performatively wearing crosses, tiny american flag pins, or red hats.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


https://i.imgur.com/ixtXWIt.mp4

ZixTheYeti
Jul 12, 2005

Hellarious!

CrocodileKingSaysNO posted:

Saw a whole community of people wearing the Shrocks in a small town down south. Can't remember where exactly. Somewhere between Shrexas and Shrexico.

Fort Shrekcock. Right on the border. That’s where Andy became an all star, got his game on, and played.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007


This has a lot of depth to it.

The first being someone recording a video of a video on a computer screen.

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

jesus WEP posted:

thought of ants and bi’d

Just pick this as a new thread title.

BrianBoitano
Nov 15, 2006

this is fine




Hat fell off - he ded concussed

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

Hey, what does this mean?

I briefly subscribed to a subreddit called this, and it was entirely made up of low-effort memes telling me to kill myself

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:
Why are you subscribing to subreddits?

The meaning is that's it's too :same: for the :same:.


Also, this is the most upvoted post on the me_irl subreddit of the last month:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Instructions unclear; subscribed to subreddits.

everydayfalls
Aug 23, 2016
https://i.imgur.com/dtqSkGU.mp4

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

play the whole thing

Nenonen
Oct 22, 2009

Mulla on aina kolkyt donaa taskussa

sounds on

hooah
Feb 6, 2006
WTF?
Is there supposed to be sound in just the first and last fractions of a second? Also, who are any of these people?

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

hooah posted:

Is there supposed to be sound in just the first and last fractions of a second? Also, who are any of these people?

The person appears to be opening a framed copy of their own mugshot photo as a gag gift. And yeah, the sound is hosed for me too.

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

CzarChasm posted:

a framed copy of their own mugshot photo

Even worse, it's a photo printed on canvas :barf:

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

credburn posted:

Hey, what does this mean?

I briefly subscribed to a subreddit called this, and it was entirely made up of low-effort memes telling me to kill myself

there's a subreddit /meirl which is mostly boring memes about being cringe or stupid or whatever, but they don't allow ones that are too dark or getting into self harm territory, so 2me4meirl is the sub where that stuff gets posted instead. too me for meirl

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

I'm sure the cops will be reasonable and understanding.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter




:sad:

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4fWyzwo1xg0

Freemason Rush Week
Apr 22, 2006

Phlegmish posted:

But wait, how do the ants know who's Christian

Kheldarn
Feb 17, 2011



















youknowthatoneguy
Mar 27, 2004
Mmm, boooofies!

I know furries aren't the social taboo they used to be, but I feel it detracts from the whole story knowing that.

Still a good final ending.

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
Fired as in just random "we pay you too much lol" lay off or fired for a specific reason?

I can't help but conjure up a scenario where they were fired for identity fraud of some kind, cause it'd add an extra layer.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

syntaxfunction posted:

Fired as in just random "we pay you too much lol" lay off or fired for a specific reason?

I can't help but conjure up a scenario where they were fired for identity fraud of some kind, cause it'd add an extra layer.

Sounds like they were a freelancer and just didn't get a contract renewed. So not a fired for cause type thing.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE
Holy poo poo he got beef jerky do you know how expensive that stuff is?

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
I suspect if he wasn't fired for actual incompetence (or worse) he would have just said he was laid off or let go. And if he wasn't le epic piece of poo poo there was a point in the interview where they realized and would have taken the "reinterview" seriously. Also I suspect none of that actually happened

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

It's not exactly unheard of for companies to lay people off and replace them as a means of lowering wages.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Soul Dentist posted:

I suspect if he wasn't fired for actual incompetence (or worse) he would have just said he was laid off or let go. And if he wasn't le epic piece of poo poo there was a point in the interview where they realized and would have taken the "reinterview" seriously. Also I suspect none of that actually happened

More embarrassing than him

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


I once got showed around a flat that I'd left a year earlier due to the owner being incompetent and bankrupt.

I spent the entire viewing telling the estate agent horror stories about how poo poo the owner was and how the previous estate agents hated dealing with him.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It's like he's not at all unhappy about no longer working for that company

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Soul Dentist posted:

I suspect if he wasn't fired for actual incompetence (or worse) he would have just said he was laid off or let go. And if he wasn't le epic piece of poo poo there was a point in the interview where they realized and would have taken the "reinterview" seriously. Also I suspect none of that actually happened

iirc he originally got fired for livetweeting conversations with his coworkers

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