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LASER BEAM DREAM, I apologize for stalking you and threatening you with a handgun, and I forgive you for not helping me paint my house.
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Just utter insanity. The post was pulled sometime overnight. What's even going through someone’s head when they write something like that? This guy is one of the "big" current BBBY DD writers too. I just was this in the wild for the first time over in /r/superstonk.  I can't not hear it in Dan's voice.
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Jan 21, 2024 22:08
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lol at the guy wanting to live off dividends. What dividends? These companies are in free fall.
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Jan 21, 2024 23:52
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poo poo dude you dont need millions in stock to live like a parasite off someone else's labor, just buy a rental
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Jan 22, 2024 06:07
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Looks like a lot of the apes who remained on r/BBBY are coming to terms with the loss now that their brokerages are sending them documents for tax purposes.
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Jan 23, 2024 00:27
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Looks like a lot of the apes who remained on r/BBBY are coming to terms with the loss now that their brokerages are sending them documents for tax purposes. My favorite is "If you claim the loss on your taxes you can't get the new shares". There is so much room to dig down.
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Jan 23, 2024 00:32
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Looks like a lot of the apes who remained on r/BBBY are coming to terms with the loss now that their brokerages are sending them documents for tax purposes. This will just make the remaining towel apes even more purestrain.
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Jan 23, 2024 19:11
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:This will just make the remaining towel apes even more purestrain. Confirmed: I checked on r/Teddy where the same full realized loss conversation is taking place, and the tone of the conversation is "it says I earned $0 instead of the $0.08 per share the stock was worth (before it was deemed worthless), therefore  "
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Jan 24, 2024 17:32
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Saw an ape on r/Teddy challenging the "BBBY shares are now worthless" position with:an ape posted:Sell me the rights to your shares for $1 then? Which would be a rare opportunity to reclaim a not-insignificant amount of sunk costs, on-top of a realized loss tax deduction, if such a thing were at all possible or enforceable e: assuming the ape meant $1 per share
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Jan 24, 2024 20:16
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Tits? Jacked. Hedgies? Whacked. NAS? DAQed.
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Jan 24, 2024 20:43
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Saw an ape on r/Teddy challenging the "BBBY shares are now worthless" position with: Ah, but you see, I only sold the rights to my BBY shares, not the actual shares. Those, I sold off to a different ape. 
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Jan 24, 2024 20:59
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Has anyone offered to sell an NFT of BBBYQ shares? Seems like a missed opportunity.
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Jan 24, 2024 21:01
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:Has anyone offered to sell an NFT of BBBYQ shares? Seems like a missed opportunity. Limited run of 147.
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Jan 24, 2024 21:01
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Serious_Cyclone posted:Saw an ape on r/Teddy challenging the "BBBY shares are now worthless" position with: How would you send someone shares that don't exist?
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Jan 24, 2024 21:10
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rotinaj posted:Ah, but you see, I only sold the rights to my BBY shares, not the actual shares. Those, I sold off to a different ape. You could definitely pull a The Producers with this
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Jan 24, 2024 21:44
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Popete posted:How would you send someone shares that don't exist? That's the great part, you don't. I suppose if the ape were actually serious you could draft up a contract
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Jan 24, 2024 21:45
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Serious_Cyclone posted:That's the great part, you don't. I suppose if the ape were actually serious you could draft up a contract A smart contract on a blockchain with hidden special features that allow the issuer of the contract to pull everything and run 
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Jan 24, 2024 21:46
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Popete posted:How would you send someone shares that don't exist? Your broker technically has a record that it exists it's just hidden because it's worthless. For the right price they'd be willing to sign some papers to move the worthless ownership to whatever broker the new guy wants. Probably like standard stock transfer charges. I guess that's intended for gifts not paying for them, but I'm sure something could be arranged OTC markets exist. Better be serious about it though broker wouldn't find it funny at all to set this up for you to go nah. The less standard the more this will cost in fees to make it happen beyond the sale.
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Jan 24, 2024 21:58
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We may be tip-toing into pedantry here, but the shares aren't just worthless, they were canceled. The thing a stock is (an intangable bundle of legal rights that can be sold) no longer exist.
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Jan 24, 2024 22:35
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Neito posted:We may be tip-toing into pedantry here, but the shares aren't just worthless, they were canceled. The thing a stock is (an intangable bundle of legal rights that can be sold) no longer exist. The apes have their own mythology about how the word 'canceled' is deliberately chosen because the stock is expected to return / be replaced with $TEDDY stock / whatever it is this week, so the stock being canceled is actually quite bullish
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Jan 24, 2024 22:37
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Serious_Cyclone posted:The apes have their own mythology about how the word 'canceled' is deliberately chosen because the stock is expected to return / be replaced with $TEDDY stock / whatever it is this week, so the stock being canceled is actually quite bullish Yeah, but I was saying that with regard to a transfer agent having a record or some ability to transfer the thing. It doesn't exist so no brokerage would bother.
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Neito posted:We may be tip-toing into pedantry here, but the shares aren't just worthless, they were canceled. The thing a stock is (an intangable bundle of legal rights that can be sold) no longer exist. Sounds like you just have paper hands Have you considered, “to the moon”?
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It's funny because cancellation removes all doubt about the stock; it's gone. Had the registration been revoked you'd still see the completely illiquid shares in your account, with no stock symbol associated with them. They'd be shares in a worthless, privately held company.
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Jan 24, 2024 23:11
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r/Teddy ape makes a post: If shorts were able to close at $0, where are the gain porn posts? ape1: A short posted their gains here <image> ape2: FAKE
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Jan 25, 2024 17:57
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pixaal posted:Your broker technically has a record that it exists it's just hidden because it's worthless. For the right price they'd be willing to sign some papers to move the worthless ownership to whatever broker the new guy wants. Probably like standard stock transfer charges. I guess that's intended for gifts not paying for them, but I'm sure something could be arranged OTC markets exist. Better be serious about it though broker wouldn't find it funny at all to set this up for you to go nah. The less standard the more this will cost in fees to make it happen beyond the sale. It's unlikely that a broker or transfer agent would be willing to facilitate the sale of a canceled stock. Not least of which they are probably sick of apes calling them all the time about said canceled stock. However it would be trivial to write up a legally binding contract where the seller promised to transfer ownership of the shares (or transfer any cash received due to ownership) if and when it was relisted.
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Jan 25, 2024 18:15
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Serious_Cyclone posted:r/Teddy If I remember correctly, their evidence for fakery from “Phil the Shill” was jpeg compression only visible when maxing out the contrast in photoshop.
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Jan 25, 2024 18:49
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Zero One posted:It's unlikely that a broker or transfer agent would be willing to facilitate the sale of a canceled stock. Not least of which they are probably sick of apes calling them all the time about said canceled stock. I think this is something Ploot spitballed a while back on PPs show or on Twitter. (Dude is a coke-addled fuckweasel so he tends to just... say stuff.) He mentioned something about looking into buying the "rights" to someone's shares so I'm not surprised it's a new mechanic the apes are running with now.
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Anathematic posted:I think this is something Ploot spitballed a while back on PPs show or on Twitter. (Dude is a coke-addled fuckweasel so he tends to just... say stuff.) He mentioned something about looking into buying the "rights" to someone's shares so I'm not surprised it's a new mechanic the apes are running with now. They are hungry for losing more money on this venture. Moving into an entirely fictitious market selling their shares to each other like the Sears people is certainly fertile ground, but there was a buzz about a week or two ago around figuring out how to continue to buy corporate bonds from BBBY.
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Jan 25, 2024 22:28
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all stock markets are entirely fictitious, the apes just disagree with everyone else about what the fiction is
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Jan 26, 2024 05:46
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i think this makes apes a fanfic community? idk
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Jan 26, 2024 05:50
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'Cargo cult' is a very fitting term for a reason.
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Jan 26, 2024 05:58
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Cactus Ghost posted:i think this makes apes a fanfic community? idk It's absolutely a fanfic community, they just chose the most personally financially devastating subject they could find to write fanfiction about
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Jan 26, 2024 21:00
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It's financial qanon.
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Jan 26, 2024 21:03
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Impossibly Perfect Sphere posted:It's financial qanon.
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Jan 27, 2024 06:48
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Serious_Cyclone posted:It's absolutely a fanfic community, they just chose the most personally financially devastating subject they could find to write fanfiction about You have no idea how stiff the competition is there.
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The mask is starting to slip and we're seeing that a considerable portion of the bbby bag holders are straight up Q.
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I'm just going to assume that PP is short for Partario Peters.
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Serious_Cyclone posted:It's absolutely a fanfic community, they just chose the most personally financially devastating subject they could find to write fanfiction about Read this and thought I was in the Elon Musk thread.
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Boxturret posted:I'm just going to assume that PP is short for Partario Peters. Oh it's short, don't you worry.
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