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dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

Empty Sandwich posted:

ah... a pansexual

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Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

they really did a https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_breads with that one

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Sounds like a good way to get a yeast infection

Pope Corky the IX
Dec 18, 2006

What are you looking at?
Now you're just trying to get a rise out of everyone.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



These posts are really bageling my mind

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

I don't think that pun was really kneaded.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

lol

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



sperm and roses

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT
Wiener in the bread pan
Dickin' that dough

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



idk if embed workshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xts2ynS8nAI https://www.tiktok.com/embed/7216228602667371781

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Man gently caress baking

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
It's better to gently caress baking than to bake loving.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Neurologic problems are common in people who are deeply inbred.

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Paladinus posted:

It's better to gently caress baking than to bake loving.

loving while baked is good though.

The Wicked ZOGA
Jan 27, 2022
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!
Hello my name is Buck Faking

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



The Wicked ZOGA posted:

Hello my name is Buck Faking

how do you do, im Back Fuking

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

I love baking, but it doesn’t cause me tumescence

sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









freeedr posted:

I love baking, but it doesn’t cause me tumescence

Skill issue

Marcade
Jun 11, 2006


Who are you to glizzy gobble El Vago's marshmussy?

Try cumin

BallerBallerDillz
Jun 11, 2009

Cock, Rules, Everything, Around, Me
Scratchmo



zoux posted:

What's the dragon thing



repiv posted:

bad dragon, the dragon dildo emporium



zoux posted:

Well, you don't have to send a dildo to college



Obnoxipus posted:

...but it helps?



Lobok posted:

That's where it learned to make me cum laude

F_Shit_Fitzgerald
Feb 2, 2017



Marcade posted:

Try cumin

Do not cumin. Do not cumin.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



there used to be a vine or early youtub where its a guy in late 80s early 90s gear. cut off sleeves, sweatband, and hes kneading dough to a eurodance song, maybe dj bobo or someone like that. its got flour clouds and hes a little sweaty. its very sexual

i cant find that video

(its not "pump up the jam", but it is similar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW_ZnjSfjEI)

in the dough video the production is better, it has slomo shots, he has long hair beside the sweatband

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:yosbutt: Fartposting. Re-posting of OP from gassed thread. :yosbutt:

a cum filled bong posted:

2 or 3 farts into a jar with weed add a unique smell taste and added psych effect. You will all think I'm crazy but try it. Also u may be a victim of this when buying weed. The one way to find out what fartjar bud smells and taste like is to it then smoke it. You will be the most poo poo faced baked off your rear end in outer space.
Let me know how it's goes, or if you have done this before.

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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

EorayMel posted:

:yosbutt: Fartposting. Re-posting of OP from gassed thread. :yosbutt:

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod

Carthag Tuek posted:

there used to be a vine or early youtub where its a guy in late 80s early 90s gear. cut off sleeves, sweatband, and hes kneading dough to a eurodance song, maybe dj bobo or someone like that. its got flour clouds and hes a little sweaty. its very sexual

i cant find that video

(its not "pump up the jam", but it is similar
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IW_ZnjSfjEI)

in the dough video the production is better, it has slomo shots, he has long hair beside the sweatband

I've had this saved in a favorites list for 15 years lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMBXJ9I3pJM

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Son of Rodney posted:

I've had this saved in a favorites list for 15 years lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMBXJ9I3pJM

yessss thats it lmao thanks

"this is how i make bread" <- it helps to remember if you write a thing

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



so imagine i posted that video when we were still making jokes about bread and sex etc

Zulily Zoetrope
Jun 1, 2011

Muldoon
hahah that would have been funny, yeah

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe

Zulily Zoetrope posted:

hahah that would have been funny, yeah

haha what do you think the bread smells like

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
No feet on the goddamned baking table what are you thinking god drat

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
As I always say, no feet, no sale.

I'm banned from all bakeries in the metropolitan area

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Just show me the buns already is what I always say. I'm banned too btw

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



I do not respect breadsexuals

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER

jesus WEP posted:

thought of ants and bi’d

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

kiminewt posted:

I went to the trouble of NOT watching Star Wars yet I still know what a jizz band is.

Karate Bastard posted:

It's like a pearl necklace.

CommissarMega
Nov 18, 2008

THUNDERDOME LOSER
I would have thought it was more like a Pearl Jam.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

The Saddest Rhino posted:

I do not respect breadsexuals

dear flouries

Asterite34
May 19, 2009



CommissarMega posted:

I would have thought it was more like a Pearl Jam.

Huh, I'd have thought 10cc, myself

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
Baby, I'mma butta yo bread.

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sebmojo
Oct 23, 2010


Legit Cyberpunk









Asterite34 posted:

Huh, I'd have thought 10cc, myself

:golffap:

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