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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Shaman Tank Spec posted:

Wasn't he literally sexually abused by his mother as a child? Or was that someone else?

E: this is only to say that it would not be surprising at all for him to have issues with daughters and wives after that, not to excuse any of the poo poo he's done.

He said something like “l was sexually abused as a child…. And let’s just say it wasn’t the male”

Which now knowing what we know good chance it’s total bullshit to give himself a boner and the “let’s say it wasn’t the male” was just a “no homo”

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Shaman Tank Spec
Dec 26, 2003

*blep*



Yeah that's true. The man has always been a chronic liar, so nothing he says should be taken at face value.

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:
he did an interview with Playboy in 2001 where he talks about it

here's an excerpt

quote:

PLAYBOY: That's so mysterious. It sounds like a difficult thing for a kid to deal with.

MCMAHON: You know, I'm not big on excuses. When I hear people from the projects, or anywhere else, blame their actions on the way they grew up, I think it's a crock of poo poo. You can rise above it. This country gives you the opportunity if you want to take it, so don't blame your environment. I look down on people who use their environment as a crutch.

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

All you have to do is grab your bootstraps and be born on third base.

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Oh it was followed up with a bootstraps rant, yeah total horse poo poo lol

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

The Cosby Mysteries posted:

It's been a while hope you are doing well Jerusalem.

Prison is very unlikely but I could definitely see civil cases in the not too distant future. I'm almost certain this is just scratching the surface. Like the guy in my avatar a snowball effect could potentially happen since he has lost his power and lawyers are licking their lips. Looking in from the outside will be torture for him so there's that I guess. He'll probably try and come back since he can't help himself but I'm pretty sure he's toast this time. He's going to claim it's all lies and she 'wanted it' and a minority of people will lap it up because the truth is too much to bare but it's too late to be honest. Huge mainstream news organizations are on this and if it gets clicks they may dig a little deeper and boy there's a treasure trove of shady dealings, a murder cover up the list goes on and on. His reputation is tarnished forever there's nothing he can do which is ironic since he worked so hard to get the WWE to where it is today.

I haven't watched in a while but yeah we all knew Vince was a sick gently caress. A show by Vince to Vince. Things I can list off the top of my head include:
  • Katie Vick angle. Vince was personally directing in the funeral home according to Triple H.
  • Trish being exploited by Vince and barking like a dog. Making out with women in front of his wife.
  • DDP/Taker stalker angle Vince was the voice.
  • Saying he wanted to see Taker's wife g*ngraped by a biker gang. I mean.. That was weird even then...
  • Multiple Incest angles. Once is too much but he kept trying to make it work. Why?

I honestly can't believe this only happened a few years ago. The thought of old rear end mustache Vince squatting and doing that deed is just.. :barf: Brock also kinda caught me off guard. He seemed like the guy that just shows up to work and keeps himself to himself so yeah didn't see that coming either. The fact that she's a brunette is also somewhat surprising since we all know he has a taste for blondes but when opportunity knocks Vince knows how to squeeze blood out of stone. Vince finally gets the mainstream attention he wanted I guess. :sigh:
                   /

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


I'm trying to figure out if I should cancel the Royal Rumble party I have scheduled. I do pizza parties with promising AEW shows and I always love the Rumble, but I and the group I have around are a bunch of queer lefties. I posted the article in the discord and leaving it up to them.

Whoolighams
Jul 24, 2007
Thanks Dom Monaghan

LionYeti posted:

I'm trying to figure out if I should cancel the Royal Rumble party I have scheduled. I do pizza parties with promising AEW shows and I always love the Rumble, but I and the group I have around are a bunch of queer lefties. I posted the article in the discord and leaving it up to them.

no poo poo you should, are you loving kidding

NikkolasKing
Apr 3, 2010



The Cosby Mysteries posted:

[*]Saying he wanted to see Taker's wife g*ngraped by a biker gang. I mean.. That was weird even then...

You know it was "weird" (understatement) even back then because he said this line to Heyman and Heyman's reaction. I've never forgotten that scene because of Heyman's face as soon as Vince said the line. I don't think Paul was acting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kihAxSl8DI&t=57s

keithy george
Jan 8, 2008

Whoolighams posted:

no poo poo you should, are you loving kidding

Get together and do something else, anything else? 100% on boycotting the WWE, but tying that to "not socialising with friends" is exactly why people will want to shrug and just just watch it anyway.

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



LionYeti posted:

I'm trying to figure out if I should cancel the Royal Rumble party I have scheduled. I do pizza parties with promising AEW shows and I always love the Rumble, but I and the group I have around are a bunch of queer lefties. I posted the article in the discord and leaving it up to them.

Keep the party but watch a different wrestling show :science:

AEW Collision tonight has Bryan Danielson vs. Yuji Nagata and a tag team cage match, for example. There was a good resource post for other ways to watch other companies just a few pages ago. On Fite TV I believe you can even buy some replays of Effy's queer-themed independent shows. Lots of potential there.

Tampa Bae
Aug 23, 2021

Please, this is all I have

LionYeti posted:

I'm trying to figure out if I should cancel the Royal Rumble party I have scheduled. I do pizza parties with promising AEW shows and I always love the Rumble, but I and the group I have around are a bunch of queer lefties. I posted the article in the discord and leaving it up to them.
Just watch better wrestling imo. If everyone's kind of still jonesing for a royal rumble there were 100+ man rumbles done by DDT/BJW on New Years for a while that were really fun to watch

super macho dude
Aug 9, 2014


A 6 hour long WWE ple that starts at 8pm ET sounds brutal to begin with, no thanks

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Just put on a pair of Michinoku Pro Great Space War matches as main events, and mix up an undercard of random great indie, AEW, and Japanese matches that you know most haven’t seen.

Hell, here’s The Great Space War, Volume 10. It is… better than at least a third of all Royal Rumbles.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFV4KGmdooM

Fucker
Jan 4, 2013

LionYeti posted:

I'm trying to figure out if I should cancel the Royal Rumble party I have scheduled. I do pizza parties with promising AEW shows and I always love the Rumble, but I and the group I have around are a bunch of queer lefties. I posted the article in the discord and leaving it up to them.

its good that ur letting them decide

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

throw a nitro party instead

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

NikkolasKing posted:

You know it was "weird" (understatement) even back then because he said this line to Heyman and Heyman's reaction. I've never forgotten that scene because of Heyman's face as soon as Vince said the line. I don't think Paul was acting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kihAxSl8DI&t=57s

One day cultural anthropologists will examine wwf circa ~2002 to 2008 to fully understand the absolute nadir of the American mind and spirit. This convo is rightfully about the singular grotesqueness of vkm but put this in the context of the larger culture of the bush years and well, “sometimes there’s a man”

apophenium
Apr 14, 2009

Cry 'Mayhem!' and let slip the dogs of Wardlow.
I'd tell ya to set up a cool random wrestling streaming box, but SOMEONE is keeping it a secret

RealityWarCriminal
Aug 10, 2016

:o:

LionYeti posted:

I'm trying to figure out if I should cancel the Royal Rumble party I have scheduled. I do pizza parties with promising AEW shows and I always love the Rumble, but I and the group I have around are a bunch of queer lefties. I posted the article in the discord and leaving it up to them.

show them SAW

Gumball Gumption
Jan 7, 2012

LionYeti posted:

I'm trying to figure out if I should cancel the Royal Rumble party I have scheduled. I do pizza parties with promising AEW shows and I always love the Rumble, but I and the group I have around are a bunch of queer lefties. I posted the article in the discord and leaving it up to them.

Have they seen this year's WrestleKingdom? Good show even if you don't know a ton about NJPW.

El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010

NikkolasKing posted:

You know it was "weird" (understatement) even back then because he said this line to Heyman and Heyman's reaction. I've never forgotten that scene because of Heyman's face as soon as Vince said the line. I don't think Paul was acting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kihAxSl8DI&t=57s

Given Paul's fondness of crossing taboo lines that's kinda telling

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

Erin M. Fiasco posted:

Keep the party but watch a different wrestling show

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

put the deadlock sync versions of their xwf episode reviews on the tv, have some drinks and laugh your asses off at the hogan impressions

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Slim Jim is back in for tonight

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008



Yeah, I'm gonna obtain Wrestle Kingdom and do that.

Serperoth
Feb 21, 2013




Orange Carlisle posted:

put the deadlock sync versions of their xwf episode reviews on the tv, have some drinks and laugh your asses off at the hogan impressions

Or maybe don't brother

BigBallChunkyTime
Nov 25, 2011

Kyle Schwarber: World Series hero, Beefy Lad, better than you.

Illegal Hen

Truther Vandross posted:

Slim Jim is back in for tonight

Good thing they took a moral stand 🙄

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

NikkolasKing posted:

You know it was "weird" (understatement) even back then because he said this line to Heyman and Heyman's reaction. I've never forgotten that scene because of Heyman's face as soon as Vince said the line. I don't think Paul was acting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kihAxSl8DI&t=57s

Oh yeah. Remember how Vince personally narrated the Stalker clips for Takers wife?

The Cameo
Jan 20, 2005


Gumball Gumption posted:

Have they seen this year's WrestleKingdom? Good show even if you don't know a ton about NJPW.

I just imagined someone who had never seen a second of New Japan before losing their poo poo at SANADA saving Naito and the roll call. After two hours earlier asking “wait is that guy legitimately named EVIL?” and being told “yeah, he was also a good guy at one time and wore a glove with laser pointers and they sold mini-scythes.”

Orange Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007

Serperoth posted:

Or maybe don't brother

Pillowpants
Aug 5, 2006
AEW Collision (1/27)
Bryan Danielson vs. Yugi Nagata
AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy (c) vs. Komander
Eddie Kingston vs. Willie Mack
Escape The Cage Elimination Match: FTR & Daniel Garcia vs. House Of Black
Claudio Castagnoli & Jon Moxley vs. Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty

This card looks better than the stumble anyways

Ganso Bomb
Oct 24, 2005

turn it all around

Pillowpants posted:

AEW Collision (1/27)
Bryan Danielson vs. Yugi Nagata
AEW International Championship: Orange Cassidy (c) vs. Komander
Eddie Kingston vs. Willie Mack
Escape The Cage Elimination Match: FTR & Daniel Garcia vs. House Of Black
Claudio Castagnoli & Jon Moxley vs. Shane Taylor & Lee Moriarty

This card looks better than the stumble anyways

Also Serena Deeb returns and Mariah May vs Lady Frost

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

Watch the New Legacy Rumble sim from yesterday which unironically is probably gonna have the best booked Rumble match of the weekend. Their women's rumble simulation was legit incredible.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Guess the thread title needs to be Snap Into Supporting Sex Trafficking.

Majinfoose
Jul 26, 2007

HOLY SHIT
This vegan brisket is bussin


MassRafTer posted:

Guess the thread title needs to be Snap Into Supporting Sex Trafficking.

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

MassRafTer posted:

Guess the thread title needs to be Ding Dong the Dingle's Dead.

yea ok
Jul 27, 2006

Jordynne Grace expected in the Royal Rumble

Erin M. Fiasco
Mar 21, 2013

Nothing's better than postin' in the morning!



more like jordynne gross

Sisal Two-Step
May 29, 2006

mom without jaw
dad without wife


i'm taking all the Ls now, sorry
watch this instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mt74-vBIF7c

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Pylons
Mar 16, 2009

yea ok posted:

Jordynne Grace expected in the Royal Rumble

lol, TNA

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