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kiminewt
Feb 1, 2022

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

I could absolutely imagine Lucas defending a character named Poon Mie

//edit: They’d 100% be in a jizz band too and he’d just stare guilelessly into the camera while he said it all.

I wish I didn't know what any of that meant cuz this would be much funnier.

I went to the trouble of NOT watching Star Wars yet I still know what a jizz band is.

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Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
It's like a pearl necklace.

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Karate Bastard posted:

It's like a pearl necklace.

Tremendous

Elissimpark
May 20, 2010

Bring me the head of Auguste Escoffier.

Karate Bastard posted:

It's like a nearl pecklace.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



Karate Bastard posted:

It's like a pearl necklace.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Karate Bastard posted:

It's like a pearl necklace.

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
:hmmyes:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ne3XojNonEU

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006

Artemis J Brassnuts posted:

I could absolutely imagine Lucas defending a character named Poon Mie

//edit: They’d 100% be in a jizz band too and he’d just stare guilelessly into the camera while he said it all.

"Oh yes, we call him Funt Cace"

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Sneed Feedanseed is my favourite Star war characters

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

FreudianSlippers posted:

Sneed Feedanseed is my favourite Star war characters

He blew his load first

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

FreudianSlippers posted:

Sneed Feedanseed

I hate that my brain immediately went there:
https://starwars.fandom.com/wiki/Fodesinbeed_Annodue

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

CPColin posted:

Also we can't hang people any more, because of woke

Alabama literally executed someone this week after a previous botched execution, where that specific person had their sentence overruled by the judge (it was a case where they were hired to kill a pastor's wife by said pastor so he could collect her life insurance money; pastor committed suicide during the investigation; jury wanted Life sentence, judge said execution).

Also cops execute people around the country without trial all the time.

I know you were making a bad joke but the whole situation is ridiculous. Every 1/6 participant should have immediately received the same treatment Ashley Babbitt got.

Some Pinko Commie has a new favorite as of 13:07 on Jan 27, 2024

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Chrpno posted:

"Oh yes, we call him Funt Cace"



This is just an Austin Powers movie riffing on Star Wars instead of James Bond.

Some Pinko Commie
Jun 9, 2009

CNC! Easy as 1️⃣2️⃣3️⃣!

Phlegmish
Jul 2, 2011




:eyepop:

Who is the blonde chick supposed to be, hope the Church is not jumping on the disturbing incest trend in porn

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

Phlegmish posted:

:eyepop:

Who is the blonde chick supposed to be, hope the Church is not jumping on the disturbing incest trend in porn

Incest porn is way too mild for the church.

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Biplane posted:

Incest porn is way too mild for the church.

Well it’s in the Bible.

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Hyperlynx posted:

I went and looked at the news so that I knew what's going on with Trump. I didn't realise that fucker is 77.

Also: I thought you guys hang your traitors. What's taking so long?

We’re not even going to penalize him, let alone hang him. So I pray to the RNG that runs the universe that this is the year that he’s found on the toilet with a perforated colon and a traumatic rectal prolapse; none of this “he died in his sleep” or “he had a heart attack”, I’m talking abject humiliation that will embarrass not only his family the executors of his estate but also his millions of gullible henchthings

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Just tell Trump not to play golf during a thunderstorm. Then he will.

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
Libs say it can't be done

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

root beer posted:

We’re not even going to penalize him, let alone hang him. So I pray to the RNG that runs the universe that this is the year that he’s found on the toilet with a perforated colon and a traumatic rectal prolapse; none of this “he died in his sleep” or “he had a heart attack”, I’m talking abject humiliation that will embarrass not only his family the executors of his estate but also his millions of gullible henchthings

I've been saying for years that that's the only thing that will turn away his idolatrous cult followers - undeniable, catastrophic humiliation that shows him for the simpering, bitchmade sack of poo poo he is.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


Elvis died on the toilet and that didn't stop conspiracy theories about his death being faked

Colander Crotch
Nov 24, 2005

I- I don't even know what you just called me!
Trump could poo poo himself to death in the middle of speech while saying "Oh no I am pooping my pants" and they would still say that it was some sort of conspiracy theory.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Imagining a scenario where :smugdon: has a heart attack in his sleep (or at least in the privacy of his own home) and Melania is the first to discover him, only to let him die before notifying anybody.

Admiralty Flag
Jun 7, 2007

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Colander Crotch posted:

Trump could poo poo himself to death in the middle of speech while saying "Oh no I am pooping my pants" and they would still say that it was some sort of conspiracy theory.

"Lookit him own the libs! I bed FJB couldn't overflow an ill-fitting suit with diarrhea so powerfully! It's like a geyser, ma!"

Basticle
Sep 12, 2011


Lowen SoDium
Jun 5, 2003

Highen Fiber
Clapping Larry

Android Apocalypse posted:

Imagining a scenario where :smugdon: has a heart attack in his sleep (or at least in the privacy of his own home) and Melania is the first to discover him, only to let him die before notifying anybody.

You think she ever goes in to his bed room?

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



thought this was a Bioshock screenshot for a moment, was about to say "is a man not entitled to the Wrestle of his Mania?"

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
*Fontaine rips off his wig, drops the Irish accent*

IT WAS ME, KID! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG!

Basic Poster
May 11, 2015

Those who can make you believe absurdities can make you commit atrocities.

On Facebook

root beer posted:

henchthings

Lmao.

This is the best word I have heard in years.

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
https://i.imgur.com/tKpSTMM.mp4

Speedboat Jones
Dec 28, 2008



Lipstick Apathy

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



honestly disappointed this wasn't set to Spybreak

Tsitsikovas
Aug 2, 2023

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

honestly disappointed this wasn't set to Spybreak

https://i.imgur.com/OeGW3BY.mp4

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

This is so much better than the original

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

honestly disappointed this wasn't set to Spybreak

That was in my head before unmuting.

Borscht
Jun 4, 2011

Some Pinko Commie posted:

Alabama literally executed someone this week after a previous botched execution, where that specific person had their sentence overruled by the judge (it was a case where they were hired to kill a pastor's wife by said pastor so he could collect her life insurance money; pastor committed suicide during the investigation; jury wanted Life sentence, judge said execution).

Also cops execute people around the country without trial all the time.

I know you were making a bad joke but the whole situation is ridiculous. Every 1/6 participant should have immediately received the same treatment Ashley Babbitt got.

I had a hearty chuckle listening to npr this week when they were covering the lead up to the execution and the correspondent said something like “since this is a untested method of execution, serious concerns exist about the safety of those in attendance in the case that nitrogen gas leaks into the surrounding room.”

I don’t think I’ll be treating them as a trusted source anymore.

Cartoon Man
Jan 31, 2004


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