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Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.
GiP had a story of one guy who'd always shower fully clothed and never used a towel, just shook like a dog.

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Yea yea that’s the stuff man.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
https://twitter.com/gracecamille_/status/1750973024579563986?s=20

iwentdoodie
Apr 29, 2005

🤗YOU'RE WELCOME🤗

Ghost Leviathan posted:

GiP had a story of one guy who'd always shower fully clothed and never used a towel, just shook like a dog.

We got a new kid on the ship once who was home schooled and after about a week he had what could only be described as an almost visual stench cloud. He slept in a pair of black Levi 501s that had visible cum stains. Someone finally caught him in the shower and he was wearing the jeans, just walked in with them on, got wet, walked back out. No soap, no undressing.

He was eventually forced against his will to shower and the berthing he slept in had a rotation of people to ensure he showered every day for the remainder of deployment.

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/GoldenHalberd/status/1750905882693746835

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/persecutedgame1/status/1751042192897163280

https://twitter.com/indianloonie/status/1751023403589624079

https://twitter.com/girlcel_/status/1751245802486259881

https://twitter.com/buckfastbadlad/status/1751204765571166613

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Ads on Twitter have gotten so weird that I'm seeing ads from the disgraced influencer the "Liver King"

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

Can I get some context on this one?

Take the plunge! Okay!
Feb 24, 2007



Ishamael posted:

Can I get some context on this one?

Pittsburgh = pits burg = town of pits = Armpit City

Elysiume
Aug 13, 2009

Alone, she fights.

muscles like this! posted:

Ads on Twitter have gotten so weird that I'm seeing ads from the disgraced influencer the "Liver King"
Same, which is unfortunate, because he's really hard to look at. I should probably just block the account, honestly.

Ishamael
Feb 18, 2004

You don't have to love me, but you will respect me.

Take the plunge! Okay! posted:

Pittsburgh = pits burg = town of pits = Armpit City

Ah got it, thanks.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Elysiume posted:

Same, which is unfortunate, because he's really hard to look at. I should probably just block the account, honestly.

Its funny because he made his money on a whole "back to nature" lifestyle brand and then he was forced to admit that his physique was due to an absolutely massive amount of steroids.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

muscles like this! posted:

Its funny because he made his money on a whole "back to nature" lifestyle brand and then he was forced to admit that his physique was due to an absolutely massive amount of steroids.

The funnier part is that he tried to pretend for more than 30 seconds he got that physique without using massive amounts of steroids.

For those who don't know who he is, I'm not going to post a photo of "The Liver King" because it's definitely qualifies as :nms: but if you're curious GIS him and then imagine the words "I do not use steroids" coming out of that guy's mouth.

mycot
Oct 23, 2014

"It's okay. There are other Terminators! Just give us this one!"
Hell Gem
The most illuminating part of the Liver King story isn't that the was using steroids (because no poo poo) but that he was already rich and just decided to buy his way to fame as basically a hobby.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Did that one chef stay by his side or did he leave him I must know.

Risutora
Dec 28, 2006


Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


https://twitter.com/spinachbabie/status/1751153585713258782

https://twitter.com/shirtsthtgohard/status/1751101984675917951

https://twitter.com/russellcrowe/status/294269377363181568

https://twitter.com/salivasisters/status/1751273970727309369

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

mycot posted:

The most illuminating part of the Liver King story isn't that the was using steroids (because no poo poo) but that he was already rich and just decided to buy his way to fame as basically a hobby.

Also no poo poo

Riot Carol Danvers
Jul 30, 2004

It's super dumb, but I can't stop myself. This is just kind of how I do things.
Iirc he was spending 12k USD a month on steroids, too

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Riot Carol Danvers posted:

Iirc he was spending 12k USD a month on steroids, too

My dude was buying at MSRP lmao

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



he's right, and he should say it

uber_stoat
Jan 21, 2001



Pillbug

Gravitas Shortfall posted:

he's right, and he should say it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UKYbylOZB1o

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

https://bsky.app/profile/davidjroth.bsky.social/post/3kjymy6zrya2v

Imagining meeting someone who "has Netflix vibes." They're a little compressed, somehow, and a little too determined in how they speak. Every room they're in is somehow too bright or startlingly brown, and feels more Canadian for them being in it.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


Well yeah I'm gonna need that second hot dog. How am I gonna do hand stuff with only half a hot dog in my belly?

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
make sure to wash your hands before eating the second dog

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
me after pleasuring my partner

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

After??

Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005

Grimey Drawer

Yeah, after?!

Mister Speaker posted:

me after pleasuring my partner



Me, as I am pleasuring my partner

(they're just out of frame, shaking in waves of ecstasy, too).

Dick Trauma
Nov 30, 2007

God damn it, you've got to be kind.
https://twitter.com/bonjuerg/status/1751043716943315244?s=20

repiv
Aug 13, 2009

twitter closed the loophole which nitter used to scrape tweets, looks like it's joever for those who don't want to have an account

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/SheriffAlert/status/1751338143222018335

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I work in a liquor store with a uniform and when my manager ordered new uniforms the design spec included being able to just have a drunk shower with it on and hang it out and be usable in a pinch. It's a polo made of stretchy exercise material and I'm tempted to try it out tbh. Anyway apart from my boss being an alcoholic here's a tweet

https://twitter.com/PanasonicDX4500/status/1751104363257360583?t=rBrcZbjU6Q9L_uaKB4mn2A&s=19

Warbird
May 23, 2012

America's Favorite Dumbass

I love the southern crime solving chicken and hope they make a million of the drat things.

Jezza of OZPOS
Mar 21, 2018

GET LOSE❌🗺️, YOUS CAN'T COMPARE😤 WITH ME 💪POWERS🇦🇺
I love them and hope it becomes an insanely popular cultural character franchise that has actors swapped out of the main character until the franchise creaks under its own conventions and breaks the spirit of its lead actor

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

Incredibly hyped. I wish Hollywood made more whodunnits. I keep trying to get into the Poirot movies but I always take smoke break half an hour in and don't have any interest in pressing play when I come back in.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe



Mauser posted:

I've done this with exercise clothes that I intend to wear again soon when I don't have other stuff to wash.

Also, we don't get reimbursed for laundry on business trips and there's a decent amount of downtime in the evenings so I just hand wash an outfit or two every couple days in the sink

You a short-haul/cargo pilot?

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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I do kinda enjoy how much Daniel Craig loves being a huge goofball.

Yngwie Mangosteen
Aug 23, 2007
maybe tehy should call him daniel crazed heh

Mister Speaker
May 8, 2007

WE WILL CONTROL
ALL THAT YOU SEE
AND HEAR
He was excellent in Logan Lucky, too.

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Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

Nitter looks like it's permanently out of action going forward. Elon appears to have won.

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