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Endless Trash
Aug 12, 2007


kalel posted:

don't engage. they're trying to gaslighthouse you

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roomtone
Jul 1, 2021

by Fluffdaddy

(and can't post for 30 hours!)

the lighthouse is a film that features human poo poo

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

19 minutes into Verotika before my hetero movie watching life mate put his foot down and told me no we're not doing this

dreezy
Mar 4, 2015

yeah, rip.

sharknado slashfic posted:

19 minutes into Verotika before my hetero movie watching life mate put his foot down and told me no we're not doing this

did he have the same “this is slowly becoming a show where we watch porn” realization?

your review of those 19 minutes?

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

roomtone posted:

the lighthouse is a film that features human poo poo
*impatiently, without looking up from newspaper* that's no way to talk about willem dafoe, oh so it's like rebel moon?, so you're saying you liked it?, still better than space cop, don't sign your posts, turn your monitor on

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

sharknado slashfic posted:

19 minutes into Verotika before my hetero movie watching life mate put his foot down and told me no we're not doing this

I’m sorry your friend is too insecure to watch erotic movies with you.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

dreezy posted:

did he have the same “this is slowly becoming a show where we watch porn” realization?

your review of those 19 minutes?

Pretty much. The eye boobs were funny, and Spiderman saying I wanna gently caress you in the rear end was funny, but the plot was weak and frankly made no sense. Why is eye boob's subconscious dream Spiderman going around killing people for seemingly no reason other then "you are too weak to"?

Space Jam
Jul 22, 2008

sharknado slashfic posted:

19 minutes into Verotika before my hetero movie watching life mate put his foot down and told me no we're not doing this

was he afraid you two were about to start beating off?

Sydney Bottocks
Oct 15, 2004

roomtone posted:

the lighthouse is a film that features human poo poo

Why'd ya spill yer beans

kalel
Jun 19, 2012

roomtone posted:

the lighthouse is a film that features human poo poo

I think robert pattinson is fine tbh

pressing post before I can look down to see if someone else beat me to the obvious joke

priznat
Jul 7, 2009

Let's get drunk and kiss each other all night.

kalel posted:

I think robert pattinson is fine tbh

pressing post before I can look down to see if someone else beat me to the obvious joke

Robert is a treasure you take your semi slander back!!!

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Posting in the Glenn Danzig thread :cool:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6_jBfoTLFQ

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

sharknado slashfic posted:

19 minutes into Verotika before my hetero movie watching life mate put his foot down and told me no we're not doing this
it's nice of you to try to support your life mate's interest in watching hetero movies :)

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




What is a "hetero movie watching life mate" and do you get to have sex with them?

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
Danzig just has zero skill at making movies, it's kind of wild

Sunk Dunk
Apr 14, 2021
he has a case of the not gays

trilobite terror
Oct 20, 2007
BUT MY LIVELIHOOD DEPENDS ON THE FORUMS!
my life mate, who watches hetero movies

Space Kablooey
May 6, 2009


trilobite terror posted:

my life mate, who watches hetero movies

Just the two of us.


Alone

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

People itt not recognizing a Dogma quote

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




sharknado slashfic posted:

People itt not recognizing a Dogma quote

I don’t feel bad about that at all.

No Mods No Masters
Oct 3, 2004

You can really feel how far the kevin smith stock has fallen in the current day when he goes unrecognized here, in his own land

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
What's dogma?

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
not much, what's dogma with you?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Outpost22 posted:

What's dogma?

Smegma, but on a dog.

henkman
Oct 8, 2008
It was my favorite movie when I was 13 lol

TIP
Mar 21, 2006

Your move, creep.



can't believe people forgot this, smh

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I think it's fine to have a movie-watching buddy who happens to be straight. it's a little unusual, sure, but that's no reason to make fun :colbert:

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
re. B&W I feel like it does let you play with it creatively but IMO it really needs to lean into it with hard contrast and lots of light and shadow



sharknado slashfic posted:

19 minutes into Verotika before my hetero movie watching life mate put his foot down and told me no we're not doing this

Try Death Rider in the House of Vampires next, it's Danzig's second feature film so he's probably grown as a director.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

TIP posted:

can't believe people forgot this, smh



Hey this guy's a sheep fucker!! :xd: :xd:

Kingo Ligma
Aug 24, 2019

Ask me about calling people racist because I failed geography.

mobby_6kl posted:

re. B&W I feel like it does let you play with it creatively but IMO it really needs to lean into it with hard contrast and lots of light and shadow



Try Death Rider in the House of Vampires next, it's Danzig's second feature film so he's probably grown as a director.

I mean, that's kind of the same with all of it. If someone makes a black and white movie as a deliberate choice and the entire crew leans into it and thinks about what they're doing, it's cool as. That's not the same thing as turning the saturation to zero in resolve and hitting export again before going home.

Same poo poo as 3d, Stuntcasting, practical effects, cgi. Just do poo poo properly and make it a complete part of the whole.

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

ABSTRACT SHAPES CREW

Tonight I showed Zoolander to a friend who hasn't seen it before. She loved it.
Honestly, it's perfectly paced and every segment has at least one gag in it. How it only has 6.5 on imdb is surprising, it's a strong 7.
Not only quotable, but strong memorable set pieces and cartoon-y humor that doesn't wander outside the bounds of reality.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I laugh at david duchovny

poisonpill
Nov 8, 2009

The only way to get huge fast is to insult a passing witch and hope she curses you with Beast-strength.


Kingo Ligma posted:

I mean, that's kind of the same with all of it. If someone makes a black and white movie as a deliberate choice and the entire crew leans into it and thinks about what they're doing, it's cool as. That's not the same thing as turning the saturation to zero in resolve and hitting export again before going home.

Same poo poo as 3d, Stuntcasting, practical effects, cgi. Just do poo poo properly and make it a complete part of the whole.


Argyle Gargoyle posted:

Tonight I showed Zoolander to a friend who hasn't seen it before. She loved it.
Honestly, it's perfectly paced and every segment has at least one gag in it. How it only has 6.5 on imdb is surprising, it's a strong 7.
Not only quotable, but strong memorable set pieces and cartoon-y humor that doesn't wander outside the bounds of reality.


Milo and POTUS posted:

I laugh at david duchovny

You know, what? duchovny was good and such a great gag as the conspiracy theorist, but I think in terms of stunt casting, Zoolander might have been the GOAT with the David Bowie Cameo. Might be the best stunt cast of all time.

What some some other fun stunt castings?


E: \/\/\/\/\/ Oooh, good call. Yeah, that's one of the biggest laughs I've ever heard in a theater.

poisonpill fucked around with this message at 03:23 on Jan 28, 2024

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

poisonpill posted:

You know, what? duchovny was good and such a great gag as the conspiracy theorist, but I think in terms of stunt casting, Zoolander might have been the GOAT with the David Bowie Cameo. Might be the best stunt cast of all time.

What some some other fun stunt castings?

Zombieland has gotta be up there.

Argyle Gargoyle
Apr 1, 2009

ABSTRACT SHAPES CREW

poisonpill posted:

You know, what? duchovny was good and such a great gag as the conspiracy theorist, but I think in terms of stunt casting, Zoolander might have been the GOAT with the David Bowie Cameo. Might be the best stunt cast of all time.

What some some other fun stunt castings?

I will take Fred Willard in anything. What a gem.
I was looking for something similarly paced but Austin Powers is too slow moving and all the Apatow stuff is pretty lame honestly. We've seen Airplane and Naked Gun/Police Squad now.

The thing that I never realized on last watch was the multiple Garry Shandling cameos because I hadn't seen Larry Sanders before (nor It's Garry Shandling's Show) but I was stoked every time he was on screen for like three quarters of a second, just acting like his neurotic self.

Duchovny as a pseudo-XFiles cameo was wonderful and he let himself on screen looking like a total schlub. Legend.

Gripweed
Nov 8, 2018

Argyle Gargoyle posted:

I will take Fred Willard in anything. What a gem.
I was looking for something similarly paced but Austin Powers is too slow moving and all the Apatow stuff is pretty lame honestly. We've seen Airplane and Naked Gun/Police Squad now.

Have you seen Top Secret!?

I will warn you, it's not similarly paced. The jokes come way faster

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?
Listen to your friend Billy Zane. He's a cool dude.

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Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM

poisonpill posted:

What some some other fun stunt castings?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AeLuQQH1OHA

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