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Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

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Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris


:ok:

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015


I'll pet it anyway

Chrpno
Apr 17, 2006


well only this morning in the courtyard, I saw a horse with two heads and two bodies!

Dave Syndrome
Jan 11, 2007
Look, Bernard. Bernard, look. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Look. Bernard. Bernard. Bernard! Bernard. Bernard. Look, Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard! Look! Bernard! Bernard. Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Look, Bernard! Bernard! Bernard, look! Look! Bern

Chrpno posted:

well only this morning in the courtyard, I saw a horse with two heads and two bodies!

Were they fresh horses, Chiswick?

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Two horses standing next to each other?

Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Takes No Damage posted:

It's like poetry it rhymes.



Good ol' Hans Lube

Spazzle
Jul 5, 2003


Dogs sit like this all the time. :confused:

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Spazzle posted:

Dogs sit like this all the time. :confused:

sorry you had to find out this way, but all your local dogs have been replaced by pod people

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Nothing wrong with that, some of my best friends are pawed people

Kro-Bar
Jul 24, 2004
USPOL May
Edit: wrong thread, sorry

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001
drat pod people can't even post in the right thread these days.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here
Pod people rear end motherfuckers

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Literally A Person posted:

Pod people rear end motherfuckers

:crossarms:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Nah, they're cool. It's pod people, not pod persons.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Captain Hygiene posted:

Nothing wrong with that, some of my best friends are pawed people

Nightmare Cinema
Apr 4, 2020

no.
This ruined my weekend so it's only fair I destroy yours too

titty_baby_
Nov 11, 2015

I was about to report you before I realized the thread

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


And my cursed is having to tell one of my ttrpg players that rape jokes are not appropriate in my games.

nice fella otherwise.

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

titty_baby_ posted:

I was about to report you before I realized the thread

i still want to report it jfc

Dienes
Nov 4, 2009

dee
doot doot dee
doot doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot
doot doot dee
dee doot doot


College Slice

By popular demand posted:

And my cursed is having to tell one of my ttrpg players that rape jokes are not appropriate in my games.

nice fella otherwise.

I feel like an actually nice dude wouldn't make casual rape jokes but :shrug:

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti


The Lions lost the game and the 49ers are going to the Super Bowl

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored
Lions and KC would have been fun as heck :smith:

`Nemesis
Dec 30, 2000

railroad graffiti

Frank Frank posted:

Lions and KC would have been fun as heck :smith:

I'm a Packers fan but was hoping the Lions would win. I had that screenshotted cause i immediately sent it to friend who is a Lions fan lol.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen

`Nemesis posted:

I'm a Packers fan but was hoping the Lions would win. I had that screenshotted cause i immediately sent it to friend who is a Lions fan lol.

For all the Lions fans:
https://twitter.com/freep/status/1751800022054641916

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

`Nemesis posted:

I'm a Packers fan but was hoping the Lions would win. I had that screenshotted cause i immediately sent it to friend who is a Lions fan lol.

I’m a commanders fan so I typically just root for the most entertaining matchup which will A) never involve the commanders and B) never happens because I’m a commanders fan and we are all deeply cursed

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


how can a lion play football, they don't even have thumbs

Wasabi the J
Jan 23, 2008

MOM WAS RIGHT
Apparently they can't

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

blatman posted:

how can a lion play football, they don't even have thumbs

See that’s where you’re wrong. Their mascot is a furry named “Roary”



(No I’m not kidding. That is their actual mascot)

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
roary is a good name for a lion

Frank Frank
Jun 13, 2001

Mirrored

Milo and POTUS posted:

roary is a good name for a lion

That’s a straight-up fursuit though.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

that’s what mascots have always been though. fursuits for straight people

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Milo and POTUS posted:

roary is a good name for a lion

Probably not thread material but my kid's T-Rex stuffy is named Roary

blatman
May 10, 2009

14 inc dont mez


Frank Frank posted:

See that’s where you’re wrong. Their mascot is a furry named “Roary”



(No I’m not kidding. That is their actual mascot)

lmao what in the world

Jimbone Tallshanks
Dec 16, 2005

You can't pull rank on murder.

This made me want to go watch the video of the mascot getting stuck and delaying a hockey game (https://youtu.be/29U5OocM_iU?si=F8pPeIQ4dv8TrBPg) and I found something mildly cursed:

Killer robot
Sep 6, 2010

I was having the most wonderful dream. I think you were in it!
Pillbug

Frank Frank posted:

That’s a straight-up fursuit though.

Coming out of Fellowship of the Ring like "They ripped this right off of D&D, does Hasbro know?"

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

thread in dire need of curses, so here you go

madmatt112
Jul 11, 2016

Is that a cat in your pants, or are you just a lonely excuse for an adult?

TrashMammal posted:

thread in dire need of curses, so here you go


Poor gal is just out walking her bearosaurus and people are making GBS threads on her calling it cursed, what’s the problem here I ask

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



madmatt112 posted:

Poor gal is just out walking her bearosaurus and people are making GBS threads on her calling it cursed, what’s the problem here I ask

That...thing just ate three children, you monster

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TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Captain Hygiene posted:

That...thing just ate three children, you monster

yeah, he does that sometimes

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