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Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

None of Sony’s live action Spider-Movies have an engaging style. They all look like bland DTV action movies from the mid-00s.

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SuperMechagodzilla
Jun 9, 2007

NEWT REBORN

Megaman's Jockstrap posted:

Let's revisit this after Madame Web opens and then goes to streaming three weeks later, because I see your point and I'm not going to argue a movie I've seen vs. a movie that isn't out yet.

You don't need to wait that long: we have movies that were really super-duper accurate to the comics, & people were passionate about them, but they didn't make money and few people liked them. Batman & Robin 1997, for example.

We also have plenty of movies, that aren't at all accurate to the comics, that people were cool with.

Ghost Leviathan
Mar 2, 2017

Exploration is ill-advised.

well why not posted:

I question the marketing campaign which has Johnson wearing domme gloves and then telling the viewer to see her movie twice in a firm tone.

It's probably worth a shot. Ridiculous poo poo makes for good experiments, it's how we learn.

SuperMechagodzilla posted:

You don't need to wait that long: we have movies that were really super-duper accurate to the comics, & people were passionate about them, but they didn't make money and few people liked them. Batman & Robin 1997, for example.

We also have plenty of movies, that aren't at all accurate to the comics, that people were cool with.

There's also that 'the comics' is everything from og Batman shooting people with a gun to Silver Age Batman to The Dark Knight Returns to All-Star Batman and Robin. Certainly there's ways movies can be more or less 'faithful' to the general vibe and aesthetic, but they aren't necessarily connected to being good.

Most of the successful superhero movies are the ones with the confidence and consistent creative vision that they become additions to the canon, with elements that in turn get incorporated back into the whole.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

Professor Shark posted:

Is this a Film Industry Finances thing or is it just possible they filmed an unworkable dud?

Apparently one of the issues is that reshoots were required but the child actors had aged quite a bit because of the delays.

FlamingLiberal
Jan 18, 2009

Would you like to play a game?



Dinosaurs! posted:

None of Sony’s live action Spider-Movies have an engaging style. They all look like bland DTV action movies from the mid-00s.
I haven’t watched Morbius, but Venom was absolutely a throwback to those early 2000s comic book movies

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Where we're going, we don't need road houses....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0ZsLudtfjI

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Tars Tarkas posted:

Where we're going, we don't need road houses....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0ZsLudtfjI

McGregor is an awful person and apparently an awful actor.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

muscles like this! posted:

McGregor is an awful person and apparently an awful actor.

His beer sucks too

Tars Tarkas
Apr 13, 2003

Rock the Mok



A nasty woman, I think you should try is, Jess.


Dune 2 theater cups for all you pervs out there

Casimir Radon
Aug 2, 2008


At least wait till you get it home before you try to call a big one.

Dinosaurs!
May 22, 2003

Well that didn’t take long for Dakota Johnson the findom to get one-upped for horniest movie of the year.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Zendaya cucking Florence Pugh. That's the stuff.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

i feel harassed by the fan fiction self insert woman

Fried Watermelon
Dec 29, 2008


Shageletic posted:

Lol that this is one of the only other things I know about Dakota Johnson

https://www.vulture.com/2022/01/dakota-johnson-blue-bottle-tweet-investigation.html

probably locked them in to prevent any electrical infetterence

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
Dakota Johnson driving a lambo while “I can feel it coming in the web tonight” plays

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://x.com/DiscussingFilm/status/1750669926816182408?s=20

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Tars Tarkas posted:

Where we're going, we don't need road houses....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y0ZsLudtfjI

Roid House

I know Gylenhall is juiced to the gills and I don't really mind when actors are, but McGregor juices so loving hard they abandoned the UFC's drug testing program to give him a chance of legally booking a fight.


muscles like this! posted:

McGregor is an awful person and apparently an awful actor.

Also this.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

I think Gylenhall is just a huge fan of his geared up body after Southpaw, which is the worst acting he’s ever done, besides select scenes from The Covenant

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008

I'M HAVING A HOOT EATING CORNETTE THE LONG WAY

This is going to be good.

CV 64 Fan
Oct 13, 2012

It's pretty dope.
Peter Farelly has given up his attempts at prestige after Green Book? Thank the lord.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

Professor Shark posted:

I think Gylenhall is just a huge fan of his geared up body after Southpaw, which is the worst acting he’s ever done, besides select scenes from The Covenant

Aside from his physical preparation, which was really impressive, every choice Jake made for Southpaw was utterly baffling. It was functionally "simple Jack" on a load of tren.

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

That is a lot of writers.

Prowler
May 24, 2004


I feel embarrassed for everyone in this poster.

I mean, someone should.

Doctor Bishop
Oct 22, 2013

To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

Cael
Feb 2, 2004

I get this funky high on the yellow sun.

live with fruit posted:

That is a lot of writers.

The original script is like 14 years old so it's bounced around for years before they finally got it into production.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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"THE COMEDY GENRE IS BASICALLY DEAD. MORE COMEDY FILMS"


*fart*

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
i kinda scrubbed through why is john cena dressed like britney

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Alan Smithee posted:

i kinda scrubbed through why is john cena dressed like britney

i watched the trailer. He's a rock star impersonator at a strip club. So i guess for some reason he's doing brittney.

movie looks horrible. i hate comedy films like this lol

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Well my decision to cancel Prime is paying off

Darthemed
Oct 28, 2007

"A data unit?
For me?
"




College Slice

Professor Shark posted:

I think Gylenhall is just a huge fan of his geared up body after Southpaw, which is the worst acting he’s ever done, besides select scenes from The Covenant

Big fan of City Slickers spotted.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Isn’t that everyone?

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

Alan Smithee posted:

i kinda scrubbed through why is john cena dressed like britney

Men wearing skirts is the height of comedy, Rob Roy was funnier than Airplane!

Feldegast42
Oct 29, 2011

COMMENCE THE RITE OF SHITPOSTING


This looks like the cover of some whining about trans and cancel culture right wing propaganda film

Alexander Hamilton
Dec 29, 2008
Zac Efron is probably a genuinely good actor but I guess we’ll never know for sure

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


Alexander Hamilton posted:

Zac Efron is probably a genuinely good actor but I guess we’ll never know for sure

You could just watch The Iron Claw.



William H Macy looks like he's turning into tiny John Goodman.

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

It’s not that they look like they shot on different days they don’t even look like they’re from the same movie

Splint Chesthair
Dec 27, 2004



The sweatiness of “WARNING: R-RATED COMEDY” is my favorite part.

Buckle up, buttercups — this movie uses the F word!

Grendels Dad
Mar 5, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 9 hours!

Splint Chesthair posted:

The sweatiness of “WARNING: R-RATED COMEDY” is my favorite part.

Buckle up, buttercups — this movie uses the F word!

All the F words!

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CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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Even f*rt?

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