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credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club
Al Gore Rhythm

Has anyone ever made this joke or am I the first

e: gently caress I managed to make three lovely snipes in ten minutes :(

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Alterian
Jan 28, 2003

We were making that joke in the 90s.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?
By identifying thirst traps you automatically fall victim to them. Congrats, goons. You are all creeps now!

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Borscht posted:

Just found this amazing BDSM airbnb rental.

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/552333...133957843537157

Come for the used communal sex toys, stay for the pac man machine.

Missed opportunity not using black and red decor in the bathroom. Doesn't that have female appeal?

Brazilianpeanutwar
Aug 27, 2015

Spent my walletfull, on a jpeg, desolate, will croberts make a whale of me yet?

credburn posted:

Yeah like the whole time I feel like I'm supposed to be getting arousal out of it but instead I'm just receiving strange discomfort.

Turrrn youuur m-….

Biplane
Jul 18, 2005

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

Appearance of the woman aside, it's a man standing in a shower (?) apparently plotting with an accomplice to trap a woman

Now you can't even use bait and looney tunes-esque traps to capture women?! The woke mob has gone too far this time.

Samuel L. ACKSYN
Feb 29, 2008


it used to be you could walk off of a cliff and have a few seconds to look down and realize and then hold up a comedic sign before falling. now you can't do that anymore, because of woke.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

It used to be that you could sleep sounding like hunhkgkghkkghhhkgghk me-me-me--me-me-me-me-me-me but you can't snore if you're woke.

Field Mousepad
Mar 21, 2010
BAE

Scratch Monkey posted:

By identifying thirst traps you automatically fall victim to them. Congrats, goons. You are all creeps now!

I was already a creep thank you :pervert:

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦

Field Mousepad posted:

I was already a creep thank you :pervert:

mod?

e: mods?

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


Biplane posted:

Now you can't even use bait and looney tunes-esque traps to capture women?! The woke mob has gone too far this time.

All these Acme bombs I have are duds because a brown gay trans woman built them

kazil
Jul 24, 2005

Derpmph trial star reporter!

Field Mousepad posted:

I was already a creep thank you :pervert:

what a weirdo

what the hell are you even doing here?

SyNack Sassimov
May 4, 2006

Let the robot win.
            --Captain James T. Vader


Heath posted:

mod?

e: mods?

yes the mods are also creeps, welcome to SA

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

All these Acme bombs I have are duds because a brown gay trans woman built them

Anvils are all soft these days

pillsburysoldier
Feb 11, 2008

Yo, peep that shit

Modal Auxiliary posted:

I always assume that anything this painfully unfunny is some kind of fetish poo poo.

Shes fairly funny on twitter

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Mokotow posted:

It’s a completely non-sexual video of a woman and it took goons 5 posts to sexualize it

It was SUPER sexual! Did you not see that box?!

drat fine box right there.

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

root beer posted:

Anvils are all soft these days

Back in my day we didn't cross-dress! Or make fun of southerners who happen to like guns!

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
Wagner is still cool though... Hmmm

Lazy_Liberal
Sep 17, 2005

These stones are :sparkles: precious :sparkles:
comedy is cool and boobs are cool it's not against the law to combine them and megan capitalizes on this she's great thank you

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

I don't like females performing comedy unless they're chest-binding. I mean, you don't see me at a comedy club telling jokes and showing dong. They all banned me.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Listen

freeedr
Feb 21, 2005

Lobok posted:

I mean, you don't see me at a comedy club telling jokes and showing dong.

I saw you doing this at a Burger King

Modal Auxiliary
Jan 14, 2005

freeedr posted:

I saw you doing this at a Burger King

Same, except Arby's.

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

Lobok posted:

I don't like females performing comedy unless they're chest-binding. I mean, you don't see me at a comedy club telling jokes and showing dong. They all banned me.

Yes, Louis. We know.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost

root beer posted:

Anvils are all soft these days

Used to be a man could walk off a cliff and keep walking through the air for a while, before looking down, doing a double take, kicking his legs for a bit, falling down with a whistling sound, and sending up a quiet little puff upon landing below.

Woke mob put a stop to that

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

All these Acme bombs I have are duds because a brown gay trans woman built them

The bombs I got were even worse. They would appear to be duds, surviving all kinds of abuse without detonating, and then explode the moment I tapped them with a tiny hammer

Arivia
Mar 17, 2011

SyNack Sassimov posted:

yes the mods are also creeps, welcome to SA

welcome to sexual assault?!

Rozzbot
Nov 4, 2009

Pork, lamb, chicken and ham
Saw this going down over the weekend and just said "hell yeah"

The Demilich
Apr 9, 2020

The First Rites of Men Were Mortuary, the First Altars Tombs.



pillsburysoldier posted:

Shes fairly funny on twitter

You're being charitable.

I looked up that persons stuff on Insta/Twitter to see if they were actually funny, and tbh calling that person a comedian or an actor is being way too generous. Maybe their tiktok has more comedic stuff but I'm not going to be the one to discover if it's true; what a waste of ten minutes.

This was the funniest thing on Twitter they had btw:

Whybird
Aug 2, 2009

Phaiston have long avoided the tightly competetive defence sector, but the IRDA Act 2052 has given us the freedom we need to bring out something really special.

https://team-robostar.itch.io/robostar


Nap Ghost
I love the way that the extremely funny posting and extremely lovely posting just formed a lovely braid down this page, weaving in and of one another.

credburn
Jun 22, 2016
President, Founder of the Brent Spiner Fan Club

The Demilich posted:

You're being charitable.

I looked up that persons stuff on Insta/Twitter to see if they were actually funny, and tbh calling that person a comedian or an actor is being way too generous. Maybe their tiktok has more comedic stuff but I'm not going to be the one to discover if it's true; what a waste of ten minutes.

This was the funniest thing on Twitter they had btw:


whispered in my normal voice because I couldn't whisper

Fuller9x
Feb 15, 2005

Gimme Milk

Meatgrinder posted:

Thanks ants

thants

Regular Wario
Mar 27, 2010

Slippery Tilde
used to be a man could transform his head into a wolf head and drool at the sight of a pretty lady

woke put a stop to that

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Non Compos Mentis posted:

used to be a man could transform his head into a wolf head and drool at the sight of a pretty lady

woke put a stop to that

You can still put on the wolf head, but you cannot awoo.

Red Baron
Mar 9, 2007

ty slumfrog :)

Blue Footed Booby posted:

You can still put on the wolf head, but you cannot awoo.

What about having my eyes pop out of my head?

root beer
Nov 13, 2005

Nope, nor can you form your tongue into a staircase falling to the floor into an unrolling red carpet. And don’t you even think of making a klaxon noise or blowing steam from your ears. Woke has it all covered.

HenryJLittlefinger
Jan 31, 2010

stomp clap


What about my heart everting though my ribcage?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Borscht posted:

Just found this amazing BDSM airbnb rental.

https://www.airbnb.com/rooms/552333...133957843537157

Come for the used communal sex toys, stay for the pac man machine.

The one time you look at the 200 dollar cleaning fee and go, yeah, that seems fair.

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

HenryJLittlefinger posted:

What about my heart everting though my ribcage?

Still acceptable, actually! It's even in a current song.

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Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Ironhead posted:



They spelt it that way twice, but I'm a little more concerned with the cafe serving souther style cousins

If u need 2 ask ask!

Soul Dentist posted:

What are you, trying to hit two at once?

Also that weird trap video is thirsty and uncanny and pretending it's not means you are the victim

being a victim is my fetish...

Blue Footed Booby posted:

You can still put on the wolf head, but you cannot awoo.

I have a wolf head and I can't awoo

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