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Elon used to joke with his Twitter pals about dating Taylor Swift and weirdos made AI images of what their kids would look like. Which I'm sure will be evidence in any lawsuit she files on X showing as a pattern of behavior.
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In Seattle a Swift concert generated enough seismic activity to register as a very small earthquake. A Swift concert touring in a city will effectively boost the local economy by a measurable amount over non-Swift concert tour years. She is not just an exorbitantly wealthy, extremely popular, conventionally very attractive performer with a nice voice. T-Swift is a force of nature.
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Jan 28, 2024 16:15
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And Jeff Jarrett’s baby sitter of choice
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kazil posted:lol name even one elon musk
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Kit Walker posted:A group of Swifties can skeletonize a hater in under one minute Black eyes......like doll's eyes.....they roll back and.....
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Kit Walker posted:A group of Swifties can skeletonize a hater in under one minute Well as long as they use their powers for good I guess. 
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coconono posted:And Jeff Jarrett’s baby sitter of choice Wait what? I am very unaware of this time to do some googlin I wonder if he hit her on the head with a guitar if she acted up lol
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I saw a Cybertruck last night at HEB and had a look at it in-person finally. The guy had a little Elon-with-coolguy-shades air freshener dangling in the rearview mirror, and the truck itself had manufacturer plates, so I assume it's a take-home, which is neat if they just let their employees drive them around now. I know they were testing them around the factory here in Austin, so I assume this is one of those units. I was tempted to fingerpaint a little smiley face in the dust all over the door, but I didn't want to gently caress with the patina. I'm still not a huge fan of the exterior styling dynamic, it's really...idk, it's very avant-garde, and impressive, but it doesn't look like $100,000 sitting there. Gangly, somehow? Bleak, I think is the word, especially if you consider the interior; the dash is just...a brick, but you get that same visual austerity from the interior with other Tesla products, too. It doesn't feel like a cockpit, or an operator's cabin, it's just kinda like *hitches up pants* WELP, TIME TO HOP INTO THE OL' BLENDER RENDER. Further thoughts: * It is more truck than car, but does remind me of an El Camino/Ranchero. * Less cramped inside than I thought. * The truck isn't as tall as I thought. * It's loving huge. Holy poo poo that is one thicc bih. * There's some cavities I didn't expect, like the void underneath the tailgate. Dust and particulate would definitely fall off the tailgate and onto the ground below (this was a criticism of the Rivian R1T), but it would be difficult to hose off if dust, detritus, or squirrels got up in there. * The wheels look better without the wheel covers. * I didn't realize it had shutter controls for the bed cover right on the bed, that's kinda neat. * The little cybertruck mascot that displays on the security screen reminds me of a Subnautica Leviathan. I tripped the proximity alert when I got near it to check it out, and it came up on the main tablet display. * God that is a loving sparse interior. * There's really not much ostensible room for modification. I've seen a lift kit and several camper shell concepts, though, which is encouraging, but there's so few visual breaks in the styling that the most you could do is maybe an aftermarket headlight diffuser, at least as far as the coachwork goes. Depending on what the frame is like, brush guards might be possible, I'm surprised someone hasn't come out with a neato hyper angular one that compliments the body lines already. Waffle House fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Jan 28, 2024 |
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Jan 28, 2024 17:59
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Oh wow they let you sit in it? When I visited the local Tesla dealership to check theirs out they had it all roped off
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Jan 28, 2024 18:01
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saw a cybertruck down at the ol’ howard edward butt’s and it was looking dire 
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holtemon posted:Oh wow they let you sit in it? When I visited the local Tesla dealership to check theirs out they had it all roped off Nah, it was just parked in a lot while I presume the guy was inside the grocery store getting milk or whatever. You can see into the cabin pretty easily at its ride height, though. If I were able to drive one I'd be able to give you more critical thoughts on like the turn radius, for example, its handling on a particularly adventurous nearby backroad (which I like to use as a gold standard), or trying to back up in a parking lot, but I assume they were on their way home and didn't want to lurk them in a parking lot at night.
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Jan 28, 2024 18:09
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Thrilled to see the responses of people in July after their slabs of steel have baked in the 3 digit sun all day
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Sentient Data posted:Thrilled to see the responses of people in July after their slabs of steel have baked in the 3 digit sun all day gently caress The Sun™ mode, where you crack/open the windows and turn the A/C on full blast.
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Jan 28, 2024 18:22
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lol wonder what kind of summer problems the car is gonna get thanks to CA engineering.
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PhazonLink posted:lol wonder what kind of summer problems the car is gonna get thanks to CA engineering. you can blame a lot of things on california but we aren’t going to accept being associated with this particular mess 
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Waffle House posted:the truck itself had manufacturer plates, I'm pretty sure every CYBRTRCKK on the road is running manufacturer plates
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Jan 28, 2024 19:46
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$1399 Cybertruck branded car canopy
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holtemon posted:Wait what? I am very unaware of this time to do some googlin It's pretty straightforward. They were neighbors, and she would often watch his kids. She would hang out with them and do the usual babysitter stuff or do music stuff with them. One of his kids played a younger version of her in one of her music videos.
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TrashMammal posted:you can blame a lot of things on california but we aren’t going to accept being associated with this particular mess Too late
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like cumming on a duck
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Maybe YOU get used
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now i understand insane rereg guy. each ban is water emoji off a whale emoji's back
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Jan 28, 2024 23:39
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Imagining an old school adventure game where you type "USE ELON MUSK" and your character makes a disgusted face and says "I'D REALLY RATHER NOT DO THAT".
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Jan 28, 2024 23:42
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who the hell is that Paul and Sam?
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Musk's twitter actually clouds each actual user's under spambot posts that its impossible for anyone to engage in race wars. Except for the race war enthusiasts because Musk is also a huge fuckin racist.
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DicktheCat posted:Ok, what is with her? I saw Taylor Swift in concert in I think 2015, and during costume changes and other downtime they would play these video testimonials where other celebrities would just kiss Taylor's rear end. Like, they'd just show a custom video where a Jonas brother or whoever was a talking head talking about how Taylor is such a sweet, genuine, down-to-earth person. It was completely insane, the vibes were the same as if I were living in a dictatorship and attendance at her concert was mandatory.
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Crescent Wrench posted:I saw Taylor Swift in concert in I think 2015, and during costume changes and other downtime they would play these video testimonials where other celebrities would just kiss Taylor's rear end. Like, they'd just show a custom video where a Jonas brother or whoever was a talking head talking about how Taylor is such a sweet, genuine, down-to-earth person. It was completely insane, the vibes were the same as if I were living in a dictatorship and attendance at her concert was mandatory. I saw Elton John on his farewell tour and it was pretty similar
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Crescent Wrench posted:I saw Taylor Swift in concert in I think 2015, and during costume changes and other downtime they would play these video testimonials where other celebrities would just kiss Taylor's rear end. Like, they'd just show a custom video where a Jonas brother or whoever was a talking head talking about how Taylor is such a sweet, genuine, down-to-earth person. It was completely insane, the vibes were the same as if I were living in a dictatorship and attendance at her concert was mandatory. oooh its a cult
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Klyith posted:Websites get more popular when you make it harder for people to look at them, right? This is the sort of stupid bullshit you see sometimes with some people who make mods for games. They fall so in love with their idea they decide they have to make it as difficult as possible to actually use their poo poo. "It's so awesome it's only right that people have to work to use it." Make it take a huge effort in time or resources to unlock the mod items in the game. Insist you cannot use their mod with any other mods installed. Try to make people loving pay by hiding the download link behind redirects with ads, etc. Unlike twitter though, at least the toxic mod makers have the excuse of being 12 years old and absolute amateurs. Whereas, Musk only thinks he's 12.
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Kingo Ligma posted:I'm straight up ignorant of most computer toucher stuff so this may actually be pretty normal, but as far as I can see the twitter jobs page is WILD. drat $200k to be the twitter gestapo, guessing it's cause Elon wants you to wear the armband while you're interrogating nerds? A Wizard of Goatse fucked around with this message at 04:36 on Jan 29, 2024 |
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the grockstapo
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has he rehired the twitter HQ janitors yet or does the place still smell like rear end?
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Make it take a huge effort in time or resources to unlock the mod items in the game.
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At the point that you're hiring outsiders to come bully Twitter's diehard employees, aficionados, and remaining key programmers back into line...
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Jan 29, 2024 04:42
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ngl any other job at Twitter sounds like hell but I'd probably take half that to lurk around being that dude's Wormtongue until it collapses in like six months
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kazil posted:has he rehired the twitter HQ janitors yet or does the place still smell like rear end? he is poopsocking it when he plays diablo 4 through the night so an employee doesnt shiv him in the bathroom
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Edmund Sparkler posted:Imagining an old school adventure game where you type "USE ELON MUSK" and your character makes a disgusted face and says "I'D REALLY RATHER NOT DO THAT". > LOOK It's woke in here. You are likely to be banned by a Musk.
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The Glumslinger posted:I saw Elton John on his farewell tour and it was pretty similar At least for Elton John it's because a genuinely talented performer known and loved by generations around the world with a career spanning many decades and a true industry icon is retiring so some self congratulations and fawning by others probably is justified. Also Elton's most rabid fans are no where near as toxic as Swifties
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